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BackDoorGirl
I'm fat.
Why the fuck am I so fat?		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 11:47 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
EEEEEFFFFFFFF YYYYYOOOOUUUUUU!
as if i wasn't self-conscious enough already! (what girl *isn't*)?

I weigh 135 EFFIN' pounds and i'm 5'6"! (if you'll check that out Ope, you'll find i'm in the 25th percentile, i think)

I hope you trip over Norton's hose and fall into a puddle of AIDS!! Dr. Smith should anally molest you! YOU SUCK!

there. i've said it. if i wasn't so pissed i'd feel better... :mad:



if the olsen twins were hot young boys, i'd F 'em in the A wid' my strap-on

so...when do i get to molest buttmunch?

is it a rape and can I help?
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 11:54 AM      
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Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 12:01 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
you could stand to lose a few pounds there missy.

at 5'6", you should be somewhere around 115-120

:-D


Tussle King
I swear it was this big		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 12:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
5'6" and 135 is fine. Nothing wrong with that. Hope that makes you feel better.

Unless you are a guy. In which case I hope you and your family die in a gruesome car crash.

goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 12:10 PM      
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PlasticMan
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Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 12:12 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
at 5'6", you should be somewhere around 115-120

At 5'6" you should be 85-90 lbs. Remember, the winner is the thinner!


It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 12:24 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:
Remember, the winner is the thinner!


Yeah, she's a hottie... :rolleyes:



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The more things change...
The more they stay the same.


This message was edited by barch97 on 5-20-02 @ 12:25 PM
Tussle King
I swear it was this big		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 12:27 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
[Stone Cold]Is that supposed to be sexy?[/Stone Cold]

IrishAlkey
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 12:32 PM      
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Shut the fuck up and get on the treadmill.






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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 12:44 PM      
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Billy Blanks said to give em a call.

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goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
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Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 12:48 PM      
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You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna say hi.

I love lesbians - do you?


JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 1:02 PM      
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Bloody Anus
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HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 1:47 PM      
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2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 1:51 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
unless that's a veggie burger... you've missed the point



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The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 1:53 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
You aren't fat- who said you were? And if you work out the muscles give you added weight, yet you are still toned and thin. Actually, you shouldn't even be judged by your weight- it's all about how your clothes fit and if you are physically fit. You can actually get your total body fat percentage measured, and that is how you figure out if you have excess fat or not (or something to that nature). Umm now I am starting to sound like my trainer- scary.


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This message was edited by katylina on 5-20-02 @ 2:05 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 2:10 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:
Umm now I am starting to sound like my trainer
No, you're starting to sound like a fattie. :-p



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
BackDoorGirl
I'm fat.
Why the fuck am I so fat?		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 2:18 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
tussle king:
U SUCK TOO!!!!:mad:

(but thank you) ;)

if the olsen twins were hot young boys, i'd F 'em in the A wid' my strap-on

so...when do i get to molest buttmunch?

is it a rape and can I help?
BackDoorGirl
I'm fat.
Why the fuck am I so fat?		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 2:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
i take it back, you ALL suck!!!:mad:

except for those who said i was ok...you are kewl



if the olsen twins were hot young boys, i'd F 'em in the A wid' my strap-on

so...when do i get to molest buttmunch?

is it a rape and can I help?
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 2:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
It's a double cheeseburger, and I haven't missed anything.




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


Ferret
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 2:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
tussle king:
U SUCK TOO!!!!


So what else is new?

quote:
if you'll check that out Ope, you'll find i'm in the 25th percentile, i think


Its a curve, you're either above it or below it. Of course, a picture would show us whether you are fat or not.




Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

Tussle King
I swear it was this big		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 2:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Go figure - I tell her that her weight is fine and she tells me I suck.

Women - can't live with them, can't kill them legally.

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 2:36 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:
It's a double cheeseburger, and I haven't missed anything.
We got a name for people like you...

"Chubby Chaser"





Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 2:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:
... you've missed the point





I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 2:45 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Fuck Off Newbie :-D

I've always got those 10 days to fall back on...



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 2:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Of course, a picture would show us whether you are fat or not.
I guess my post (see above) failed as a visual aid?


Do you wanna kill a kitten? Click me!!


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna say hi.

I love lesbians - do you?




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