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edie lee
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 2:28 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
I want to send a huge FU to my high school students, those stupid idiots. My senior can't even read a goddamn edgar allen poe story and answer four simple questions!!! They can't even write complete sentences! Then they want to criticize Poe's writing styles!!! They are so LAZY and STUPID!!!!!! I hate them!!!!!
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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 2:32 PM      
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quote:

edie lee


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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 2:35 PM      
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Maybe your teaching in the wrong school ever though about that.


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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 2:39 PM      
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quote:

Maybe you're teaching in the wrong school. Have you ever thought about that?



KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.


This message was edited by Danked on 5-21-02 @ 2:42 PM
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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 2:44 PM      
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Sub-Zero...English major I assume?

It would explain a great many things.


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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 2:51 PM      
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They are so LAZY and STUPID!!!!!! I hate them!!!!!

"It's not that we're lazy. It's just that we don't care."

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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 2:59 PM      
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quote:

They can't even write complete sentences!



I feel your pain...

quote:

Maybe your teaching in the wrong school ever though about that.



quote:

Sub-Zero...English major I assume?

It would explain a great many things.


No. He's going for his pilot's license.








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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 3:01 PM      
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Fuck off. There, that's a complete fucking sentence you fucking idiot. There, that's two, when do you want me to stop here? There, that's three, have you gotten the point yet? There, that's four, I can count too. There, that's five, now die you fucking tool.

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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 3:09 PM      
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quote:

"It's not that we're lazy. It's just that we don't care."
OS references ALWAYS funny!
quote:

No. He's going for his pilot's license
I feel safer already.
quote:

I'll play with it, baby!
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quote:

now die you fucking tool
I wish it were that easy.


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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 6:04 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
Ummmm, aren't you supposed to TEACH your students? This is the end of the year, you've had like nine months.

Doesn't that make it your fault?



It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.
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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 6:11 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
it's the end of the year; go easy on the kids. Especially seniors probably have a good case of senioritis by now, don't be a prick. Hey, is there any chance you can tutor Subzero316 and Tallguy22 so that maybe they can become productive members of society?


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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 9:41 PM      
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lol it'd be so cool and funny (only when it was someone else) if teachers actually said this shit out loud in my school to the students. Instead of waiting till they're in the teachers lounge bitching about their classes.


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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 9:48 PM      
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quote:

Hey, is there any chance you can tutor Subzero316 and Tallguy22 so that maybe they can become productive members of society?




Let's see how productive they can be after a few sessions with me.


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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 10:06 PM      
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quote:

Let's see how productive they can be after a few sessions with me.



Yes, i need some hands on instruction as well Ms. Katylina


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posted on 05-27-2002 @ 4:23 PM      
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i dunt kno what ur talkin about i can make a complete se ;)

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posted on 05-28-2002 @ 3:44 PM      
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i don't like hs students either, specifically the ones that loiter outside my front door and are always in my way and try to break in and steal my mail and shit like that they suck.



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