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silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-21-2002 @ 8:15 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
My food isn't coming. I hate them. I hate them enough to go crazy glue their store gates. I think I may do it. Motherfuckers. Now I have to order again and wait again. Assholes.

They said they wouldn't bring it up. So I said "cancel the order." He says "No, it's ok. He'll bring it up."

Then I call and apparently he won't but, DID HE CALL ME TO TELL ME THAT?????? NO!!!!

Now I'm eating a chocolate chip cookie. I don't want to eat it, but I am hungry. I'm pathetic. Chinese delivery guys mock me. They point and laugh, and guffaw at my hunger. They deny me food for they believe it is I that is responsible for the ass flatness of their women.

I will exact vengeance. I will creep up on their establishment in the dark of night, and pour water on their bikes hoping that they rust. The little chinese delivery man will have to cycle harder the next day.

I am not kidding. This is no laughing matter. You must help me. We must join arms and destroy the wicked little men. I feel that it is my duty as a hungry P.M. S. -ing bitch to tell them that I may live in the projects but I still hunger. I still thirst. I still want for nourishment.
I am foodless, feel my pain.




Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??




This message was edited by silera on 5-21-02 @ 8:17 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-21-2002 @ 8:17 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
[Chinaman]You American women have a gargantuan ass.[/Chinaman]






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!



This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 5-21-02 @ 8:19 PM
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 05-21-2002 @ 8:18 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
since we are on the subject FU to APPLE CHINESE TAKEOUT !!!!!


FU for sighing everytime i ask for more soy sauce or duck sauce for my white rice. OH MY GOD!!! how much do you pay for each little packet? 1 penny? Can i have 3 please. will it really really hurt you. HOLY CRAP! Everytime i walk in there you make a face cause you know i am going to ask for more than one soy sauce & more than one duck sauce. I'm not asking for liquid gold for god's sake.

FU to chinese take out.


i can't say FU to the chinese cause at one time i was in love with a chinese guy. but his father didn't like me cause i was a stupid american. not cool. not cool at all.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?


This message was edited by Drusilla on 5-21-02 @ 8:22 PM
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 05-21-2002 @ 8:22 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
I've seen some of your latest photos. Not for nothin but I think you could do without one or two meals for a couple weeks. Just tryin to help.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 05-21-2002 @ 8:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
yeah, fuck you, mao.you ran jaing kai-shek off the mainland, you evil commie bastard



JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!

My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!

this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
krahzee
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 8:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
silera said:
quote:
I will exact vengeance. I will creep up on their establishment in the dark of night, and pour water on their bikes hoping that they rust. The little chinese delivery man will have to cycle harder the next day.


Why not just take a pair of wire cutters to the break cables?

Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-21-2002 @ 8:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Confucious say... even the greatest of whales is helpless in desert.




KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 05-22-2002 @ 7:55 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:
I've seen some of your latest photos. Not for nothin but I think you could do without one or two meals for a couple weeks. Just tryin to help.


DIG...will you be my friend? :-D



I'm only laughing on the outside
My smile is just skin deep
If you could see inside I'm really crying
You might join me for a weep.

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-22-2002 @ 11:24 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my bended arm for a pillow - I have still joy in the midst of these things. Riches and honors acquired by unrighteousness are to me as a floating cloud.

Confucius, The Confucian Analects




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 05-22-2002 @ 12:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Well, maybe the guy you refer to as "he" read Ants FU to your pissy smelling elevator, and didn't want to get stuck in it like Ants did.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-22-2002 @ 1:02 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
FU to Slash's ironclad memory.





JYD4Life... get at me dog...
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 05-22-2002 @ 1:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Ants, lose one of your sig pics.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-22-2002 @ 1:53 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Better?



JYD4Life... get at me dog...

This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 5-22-02 @ 6:51 PM
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 05-22-2002 @ 2:23 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
you're a jackass.

this is why i love you so.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 05-22-2002 @ 10:13 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:
DIG...will you be my friend?
Oh hell yeah. We can go hoggin' one night.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?		posted on 05-22-2002 @ 10:35 PM      
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Registered: May. 00


Yeah, fuck him and his "new plans" or whatever he did.



Email
- AIM:lentnycGO TO LENTSITE.COM MOTHERBITCHES!!!

TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!		posted on 05-24-2002 @ 2:29 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
FU to Slash's ironclad memory.



It's hard to swim against a stream

Sig Pic? I don't need no sinkin sig!!!

HA HA Rangers and Knicks FAGS!! NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!111



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