quote:

---

FU TOURISTS!!

---

quote:

---

Ask GS how well that works in a crowded bar when they ask me!

---

"In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!"
"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth
"Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos
Have any anime questions? E-Mail Me or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182
Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters

Where the hell is my mod repellant?

quote:

---

Yeah, FU to Middlewalkers! You know who I mean although you don’t know the terminology, because I made it up! These are the inconsiderate, lazy, self-centered, self-absorbed, clueless, mindless and just fucking lame people who are determined to get in everyone’s way.

I call them Middlewalkers because they just walk in the middle of things. You know, like on a staircase, they’re the people who are in the middle of the stairs diddly-bopping at their own leisure, possibly reading a fucking newspaper, not paying any attention to their surroundings and making sure you can’t get by them. On an escalator, they just stand there, in your way, or worse yet, they have a big bundle of packages and/or shopping bags set down next to them, or an adorable piece of rolling luggage or the lovers who MUST stand next to each other for fear of being separated by a few feet for all of 10 seconds or worse still a fucking stroller for the little bastard kid that is standing perfectly fine next to you and ALSO blocking everyone’s passage.

Oh, and this extends to those fucking loser, douche-bags that walk four abreast down the sidewalk, talking up a storm and forcing you into traffic to get around them, or making you eat wall because they “own” the fucking sidewalk and unlike the Red Sea wouldn’t part if Moses was walking toward them.

And for all you Kansas City faggots who have no fucking clue as to where you’re going or why you started walking in the first place, FU! You idiots are always just stopping in front of people, or worse yet, you stop on a dime and change directions without regard ONE for the stupid schmuck (ME) who is right behind you. Get in the coffin already, numbnuts!

And the godforsaken tourists (oh, and the tour groups, worse than AIDS) who must take pictures right in the middle of the sidewalk at lunch time and suddenly you get a bunch of Fucking Retards who are willing to stop and let them get a picture without anyone walking through their “shot”. Before Rudy leaves office, the one good thing he can do is place a moratorium on tourists being outside at lunchtime in NYC.

Finally, there’s the pseudo-drunk, motherfucker, talking on his cell phone while walking. This dumb fuck, can’t think and walk at the same time, so he just wobbles back and forth, stumbling like he just came off a 4 martini lunch, playing Mistar Smartey Man on the phone and getting in MY way.

So, FU Middlewalkers. Next bastard I see doing this is going to get a length of lead pipe across the back of the motherfucking head!

---