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RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 10:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I lent this middle eastern kid 5 bucks wendsday.
I dont know why. I dont even fucking know him.
Now when I ask for the money he says in his dumbass accent "Fuck you". Now, I can rip this kids head off. I was willing to get kicked out of school for the rest of the year to kick his ass. The problem is he brought this huge black kid with him to school. He does'nt even go to my school. So, I could'nt do any thing. So, what would you do? I can dent the shit outta his car.
I can put sugar in his tank. I can just run up to him and punch him as hard as I can.And get kicked out of school. Or I could just forget about it all. Its only five bucks.
So, what the hell would you do?

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posted on 05-24-2002 @ 10:53 PM      
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Punch him in the face and when he's down, tape a stick of dynamite to his chest. You'll be a hero.


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RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 11:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I would say my problem is 75% my lack of balls and 25% my fear of getting kicked out of school. Its easy to say "Punch that fag!" But, how many have actually done that before? I think I'm guna go with the sugar in the tank. I wonder how much it cost to fix a few spun bearings in a Acura v-tec engine? :-D

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posted on 05-24-2002 @ 11:08 PM      
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You do reallize that anything you do to him will be considered a "Hate Crime"?



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RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 11:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Man, I wish i could just beat him up and take the money. But, its not 1955 anymore. I would have 10 black kids from who knows where at my house. So, do you think 2 pounds of sugar will be good for a 1.6 liter engine?


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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 12:23 AM      
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Why are you so fucking scared of "black people?"








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RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 12:30 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
This kid grew up in some shitty town ,So he has all these huge black friends. And they follow him around so, I cant get away with kicking his ass.

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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 12:51 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

Why are you so fucking scared of "black people?"
Ya man, whats your problem damnit?




Eat that snatch faggot!
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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 12:57 AM      
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RottenVinnyTheRacist?

Why don't you just ask him if you can borrow $5




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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 2:09 AM      
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Awwww, vinny got ripped off. poor baby. you deserve it. either get it back or don't and stop bitching feeling that because he said no when you asked him that we can come up with a proper plan for you, you ignorant racist sonofabitch.




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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 2:13 AM      
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Ask ikea to borrow $5. It's obvious to me that he likes you.



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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 2:34 AM      
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you get more and more pathetic each day.


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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 4:02 AM      
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Can I borrow $5?



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 11:15 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
the Palestine kid is pulling a vos act on ya hes dogeing ya for 5$




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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 12:01 PM      
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Here's what you do:

Steal a jet bound for the west coast and fly it into his house.




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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 2:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
OK you lost $5 big fucking deal. The kids a punk and afraid of you. Why else would he bring a "friend" to school?

Now for some payback. First, fuck the sugar in the gas tank bit. Takes to long and you will have to do whatever on the DL quickly.

Try putting some marbles in the gas tank. They roll around and can block the gas flow. (It might Cost him a few bucks to figure it out) You could also put some crazy glue into all of his locks. (Locksmith's love to rape assholes with over priced service's)

Maybe get some smoke bombs and a book of matches with a cig butt to use as a delay fuse. Remember not to leave any fingerprints or spit on the matches or cig butt. Use a plastic straw to lit the cig butt.

Place the smoke bomb fuse in between the matches and then the lit butt into the matches close the cover put under car and go to class.

Make sure nobody see's you do this and DO NOT TALK ABOUT IT in school.

Have fun.


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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 7:40 PM      
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I hope you punch eachother at the same time and both die! :-P


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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 8:21 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
What to do?

For openers, forget fighting him. You've already admitted to being too scared to get your ass kicked, so even if you work up the balls to fight him you'll still fight like a bitch and get you ass kicked.

Sugar and marbles in the tank may be fun, but tney also cost money. Not that you should worry about costing him money, but if you bring shit like that up to people on a message board, you probably can't keep your mouth shut to your friends either. If you want a way to drive him fucking crazy without doing any damage and bringing cops into it do two things.

1) find the intake area for his vents for his car and dump either rotten milk or raw eggs into them. The smell is fuckin awful and takes weeks to go away. ( Yes, I have done it before.)

2) Vasaline his windsheild. It will take him forever to get that shit off of his windsheild so he can see. best part is if you get a big container and a rag it takes only a minute or two to apply. Then throw the rag and container out and nobody is the wiser.

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posted on 05-26-2002 @ 10:43 PM      
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posted on 05-27-2002 @ 3:09 AM      
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Vinny- don't they pay you enough as an aerobics instructor? Do you need five dollars that badly? Since you ARE practically my neighbor- I can lend it to you. But if you don't pay ME back, I will just run you over with my car.


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RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 2:13 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I get pissed over the smallest things. And this made me really pissed. Remember being 17? I saw him today.So, I said "pue-shh, wheres my money?"
"Fuck youah" So I stood up and and I asked agian. He said "Oh, oh I gave it to eran" Which is fucking bull shit. So, he walked away smiling. I'm not trying to act like I'm a tough guy or anything. I just dont let people walk all over me. And It gets me pissed when some short fat indian kid is walking away smiling at me. With his fat cheeks covered with acne and a blue visor on sideways. I really want to hit him. I will be kicked out of school for the rest of the year basicly. Anyway, I see him tommorow after home room. I will tell you what happenes(like you give a shit)




This message was edited by RottenVinny on 5-30-02 @ 2:50 AM
IkeaBoy
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posted on 05-30-2002 @ 3:32 AM      
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quote:

I get pissed over the smallest things. And this made me really pissed. Remember being 17?
Yes and I wasn't as much of a whiny bastard as you were. Shit like this wouldn't bother me.
quote:

I saw him today.So, I said "pue-shh, wheres my money?" "Fuck youah"
You're phonetic examples of actual dialogue make your stories more interestiong. What does pue-shh mean? is that his name?
quote:

So I stood up and and I asked agian. He said "Oh, oh I gave it to eran"
Thanks for the background about who Eran is
quote:

Which is fucking bull shit.
How do you know?
quote:

So, he walked away smiling. I'm not trying to act like I'm a tough guy or anything. I just dont let people walk all over me. And It gets me pissed when some short fat indian kid is walking away smiling at me. With his fat cheeks covered with acne and a blue visor on sideways.
You're not a touch guy? I'm shocked. I like how Vinny's description of this kid is probably the same way people describe...well, Vinny.
quote:

I really want to hit him. I will be kicked out of school for the rest of the year basicly. Anyway, I see him tommorow after home room. I will tell you what happenes(like you give a shit)
OMG i'm like so excited about the continuing adventures of Vinny the faggot running home and crying instead of doing something.




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RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 4:58 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I dont know how to spell his name. In fact no one really knows his name. Everyone calls him "pue-shh"
Like I said I have been suspended alot for fighting and If I do agian I'm out of school for the rest of the year. Even if I kick his ass I wont have my 5 bucks. So ikea, what would you do in this situation? NOTHING. Go talk about the next star wars movie, faggot.

IrishAlkey
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posted on 05-30-2002 @ 6:56 AM      
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Actually, Ikea would probably suppress the hurtful memory, then wait about ten years before killing the guy and his entire family.






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RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 2:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I did'nt see my little plump friend today.
Eh, Tommorow is friday and I'm just going to try to realx. I dont need to do some thing right away.



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