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Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 5:46 PM      
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why must you always fall down while i am peeing?

:-D


IrishAlkey
Chucky
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 6:14 PM      
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Just piss the way God designed you to: sitting






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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 7:44 PM      
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quote:
Just piss the way God designed you to: sitting
Does that help keep the seat up? :confused:



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Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 8:18 PM      
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Sometimes I fall down while I'm peeing.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 8:21 PM      
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Try taking off that big furry toilet seat cover.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

barch97
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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 8:24 PM      
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quote:
Sometimes I fall down while I'm peeing.
Damn, I though it was only me. Do, you actually black out and fall or just lose your balance?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 8:38 PM      
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are you guys serious? this has happened to me a few times, doctor even gave me heart medication, he said i have low blood pressure.


:-D


barch97
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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 8:43 PM      
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I don't know about Mr. Fancypants there but, I am serious and, my blood pressure is kinda high.



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Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 8:45 PM      
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i passed out after peeing once, i have low blood pressure.

i'd like to add to this fu by saying fu to the stupid dumb cunts who pee all over it. ok, i understand public bathrooms are kinda icky and you might wanna squat, and ok, you're fat or old or both or neither and your aim sucks, but at least when you're done wipe your own fucking piss up. you're going straight to the sink to wash your hands now you're done anyway, right? :mad:



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sexkitten69
I have a skanky stretched out cunt, call me "Fingercuffs"		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 9:40 PM      
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quote:
i'd like to add to this fu by saying fu to the stupid dumb cunts who pee all over it. ok, i understand public bathrooms are kinda icky and you might wanna squat, and ok, you're fat or old or both or neither and your aim sucks, but at least when you're done wipe your own fucking piss up. you're going straight to the sink to wash your hands now you're done anyway, right?


it's sad that chicks are more disgusting than men sometimes....and how amny of them actually WASH THEIR HANDS?

question: spit or swallow?
swallow...of course
IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 9:52 PM      
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quote:
Do, you actually black out and fall or just lose your balance?


quote:
I don't know about Mr. Fancypants there but, I am serious and, my blood pressure is kinda high.


Are they having a fucking sale on commas around your way?






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 9:55 PM      
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Sssshhhh...

Twelve more and, I get the steak knives.

make that eleven




Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 10:12 PM      
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Barch, to answer, your question, I don't know if, I have, low blood pressure, or not, but, I have fallen down, while peeing, when I have been, very, very intoxicated,

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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 10:15 PM      
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That wasn't my question and, can I borrow some of your punctuation?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 10:20 PM      
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Fuck the steak knives.

Go for the color T.V.!






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

Lent
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Do you have a basketball in your car?		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 10:37 PM      
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i piss like a race horse.



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katylina
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JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 10:45 PM      
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Wow- an entire thread dedicated to the yellow discipline.


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USA		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 10:46 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:
fu to the stupid dumb cunts who pee all over it. ok, i understand public bathrooms are kinda icky and you might wanna squat, and ok, you're fat or old or both or neither and your aim sucks, but at least when you're done wipe your own fucking piss up. you're going straight to the sink to wash your hands now you're done anyway, right?
BRA-FUCKING-O

quote:
i piss like a race horse.
Do you mean standing up barely missing your front hooves?

Tell me where it hurts

stiffy776
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 1:36 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Fuck the TV. Go for the Car :-D :-D

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Drusilla
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JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 2:08 AM      
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quote:
Sometimes I fall down while I'm peeing.




it's the narcolepsy.

quote:
i'd like to add to this fu by saying fu to the stupid dumb cunts who pee all over it. ok, i understand public bathrooms are kinda icky and you might wanna squat, and ok, you're fat or old or both or neither and your aim sucks, but at least when you're done wipe your own fucking piss up. you're going straight to the sink to wash your hands now you're done anyway, right?


i couldn't agree with you more!



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CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 3:21 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Sometimes I fall down while I'm peeing.

I guess that's better than peeing while you're laying down.



I LOVE THE MORON
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 10:49 AM      
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quote:
I guess that's better than peeing while you're laying down.
Well, you know how "tall" I am when laying down. I wouldn't want to ruin my ceiling.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
PlasticMan
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 11:34 AM      
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So why don't more houses have urinals. I grew up with my parents and my two brothers, so that's four people that could've used it. Think how much water would be saved!

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It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.



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