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Ferret
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 1:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Big FU to mom for being sadistic enough to purposely go out and make my life terrible on my birthday to prove a point. HOW THE HELL CAN YOU MAKE YOUR SON MISERABLE ON HIS BIRTHDAY??? You win, Do you feel better now? Was it worth it? You need serious help if this vindictive attitude is what your deteriorating into in your older years. I'm your son for christ sake, dont you have a heart? Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!


Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

armymad
DUMBEST POSTER EVER!!!
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 1:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
what the f did she do? :confused:



Ready to go to war for the show
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 2:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
sorry to hear that, maybe she didn't like what you got her for mothers day?


Master of the Cold....
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 2:31 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
mother's



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 9:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
ha ha, you're mommy doesn't love you.

:-D


diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 10:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
If she keeps giving you shit just punch her in the face. Works like a charm.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 10:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I didn't know you knew Opak. :confused:




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AMY IS MY BITCH!



Unicron
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 10:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
My parents don't even celebrate or even acknowledge my birthday anymore....don't worry about it.

Just make yourself better than her, make more money, have a family that you love, then flip her off and cut her out of your life if she is THAT bad.



Cuntrag Cola

TASTE THE DIFFRENCE

OUTCAST
stiffy776
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 1:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
Dude that sucks. My mommy loves me :-p

,
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 8:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
just bend over and take it like a slut, OK ma?


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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 8:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

just bend over and take it like a slut, OK ma?

[Mel Allen] How about that? [/Mel Allen] :eek:

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 8:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

just bend over and take it like a slut, OK ma?
Oh great, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore, snortin' coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 8:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
How do you expect your mom to find this?


Shit Can Happen


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:)

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:-D

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:mad:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-P

4. Mets win World Series!!!

:-D :)

4B. Roger Clemens finally steps into the batters box at Shea.

:eek:

5. Root for and support Mike Piazza...
regardless of his sexual preference


:confused:
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 11:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
AIMP = my hero!


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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 12:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

AIMP = my hero!
Yes, I'm like Superman Wonder Woman.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 2:46 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
hey i invented fuck you to mom threads hoo hoo


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Syndrummer
LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!!
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 3:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
By the way, Happy Birthday

This world rejects me
This world threw me away
This world never gave me a chance
This worlds gonna have to pay

Do you believe in fate?
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 06-07-2002 @ 11:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Does this make us all mother fuckers?


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Tallguy did my sigpic this time! Thanks.
Crime Scene Sex
posted on 06-07-2002 @ 12:48 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
And what did you do for her on her birthday? get her a present? take her out to dinner?

paybacks are a bitch! Grow up!! Stop relying on mommy and daddy to remember your birthday.




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