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FoundryMusicJJ
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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 8:42 PM      
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I was supposed to go on friday but my dad realized he had work and couldnt take me. then i was supposed to go yesterday and my dad got home too late and i couldnt go again. So by today i was already not in such a great mood.

OK, so i go there today after school to get my permit. I fill out the form and this thin ugly mess of a girl walks in (turns out she was getting her license or whatever) and when i get back online, she also starts filling out some form. Ok now bear in mind this line had like at least 10- 13 people on it and i was behind the person who was next in line to go up to the counter. Well the guy at the counter was taking forever so i turn around for a sec to make a comment to my sister, and this cock sucking cuntrag cuts the entire line! i turn around to see her there and it made me so pissed i wanted to kill her. I didnt say anything though cuz by the time i realized, it was too late. Well after like at least 15 minutes, i get up there and hand my form in.

Oh and id also like to point out that after i get the permit, i have to go to another clerk to have it stamped and approved. They leave at like 4:30.

So anyway at like 4:15 or so, her name is called and she gets to get her stuff done. Realize that if she hadn't cut me and everyone else it woulda been me instead.

So when my name is finally called its like a half hour later and the person that couldve stamped my permit and approved it, left and went home.

If that fuckin twat hadnt cut me and everyone else, id have my permit right now and i wouldnt have to go back tomorrow to waste another goddam afternoon. But now thanks to this bitch, my dad has to come home early, waste his afternoon and take me to the DMV.

So to this bitch i say:

I HOPE YOU GROW UP AND YOUR WOMB IS BAREN AND ALSO:

FUCK YOU!!!!




Wealth is too precious to be entrusted to the rich.

BIG THANX TO AUSTIN FOR THE SIGPIC


This message was edited by FoundryMusicJJ on 6-4-02 @ 8:44 PM
Unicron
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 8:46 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
I feel your pain...

...but you should have said something to the bitch.


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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 8:59 PM      
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aren't you 17? why are you just getting your permit now?



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FoundryMusicJJ
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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 9:02 PM      
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Im just getting my permit now cuz instead of having to pay like $200 for the 6 hours behind the wheel thats required when your 16, i waited till i was 17 to only have to pay $10 for the permit and not have to do any behind the wheel with some asshole instructor.

I know how to drive aldready, i dont need some dick tellin me shit i already know.


Wealth is too precious to be entrusted to the rich.

BIG THANX TO AUSTIN FOR THE SIGPIC
Subzero316
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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 9:04 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Those people are the DMV lines can be real basturds half the time.

"they all stink and i dont like them"


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stiffy776
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 1:08 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Was she fat?

Have a happy day!
FoundryMusicJJ
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posted on 06-05-2002 @ 8:11 AM      
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no, i said in the original post that she was a thin ugly mess.


Wealth is too precious to be entrusted to the rich.

BIG THANX TO AUSTIN FOR THE SIGPIC
stiffy776
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 12:48 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Sorry sir :(

Have a happy day!
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posted on 06-05-2002 @ 3:54 PM      
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quote:

Those people are the DMV lines



Apparently we walk on people's heads at the DMV.

Dumbass.







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Subzero316
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Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 4:47 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Dumbass.



quote:

This member is Teh Un-Funney,
Please disregard his idiotic comments.




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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 06-05-2002 @ 4:53 PM      
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Hey Sub, I wouldn't be quoting statuses if I were you. Asshole.



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IrishAlkey
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 06-05-2002 @ 4:57 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
You've gotta be kidding me.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 5:13 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey its the dumbass twin's, do you two always post one after the other?


Master of the Cold....
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 5:22 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Is Target having a sale on apostrophes?






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

FoundryMusicJJ
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 12:02 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Alkey, why must you turn every single fuckin thread into a grammar lesson? I came to the fu forum and i saw there were more replies. I open the thread and its just you correcting Sub. Give it a rest.


Wealth is too precious to be entrusted to the rich.

BIG THANX TO AUSTIN FOR THE SIGPIC
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 11:47 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Alkey, why must you turn every single fuckin thread into a grammar lesson? I came to the fu forum and i saw there were more replies. I open the thread and its just you correcting Sub. Give it a rest.
Hey FMJJ, I noticed a few errors in your post...

1) "fuckin". You should have either added a 'g' or an apostrophe at the end.
2) You forgot to capitalize "I" in "i saw there were...".
3) "its" should have been "it's".



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posted on 06-07-2002 @ 12:50 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Wait..so you rant and rave, scream and yell here, but are too much of a wimp to say something to this girl's face?

Its your own fault. Deal with it, and move on. Next time say something and say it loud so everyone can hear you. I am sure the 10-13 people behind you would have yelled and screamed with you too.

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posted on 06-07-2002 @ 2:10 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
Yeah, give it a try, you'll feel like a million bucks.

"Excuse me, we're all in line here."

That's about all it takes. If it's a big meathead biker or something, let him cut (who are we kidding), but tell off the skinny little girls!


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posted on 06-07-2002 @ 6:24 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
well, i got bad news for ya hun

i also got my permit at 17, because i didn't want to pay for the behind the wheel shit either. march, i went to get my license, expecting to get my spiffy laminated and photo ID. u dont get it when i get ur license. u get ur permit stamped "unsupervised restricted driving" and have to drive around with that shit for ANOTHER year. i'm mad coz i wanna get my tattoo tomorrow, but haven't had the time ((or patience)) to wait on the dmv line or go to the courthouse for a photo id. it's just so damn annoying and inconvieniet...and just wait til u try and get car insurance. they're really gonna screw u over.

i'd like to echo the FU to the DMV and the STATE OF NEW JERSEY. Thank you.


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