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The Mrs.
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 3:19 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Yeah this is for you jackass!!! You get all the sex in the world from me. Any way you want it and you know it... But yet you still spank out a batch when i leave for work. Are you that lazy? Can't you just poke my right before i leave? And then you have the balls to leave your paper towel just laying there.. And then when i come home from work when i know that you have done your thing and i want to have some fun too you say oooohhhhh i'm too tired...FU Dick!!!!! Oh yeah another thing.. You get up way early for work, at least you can do is clean the house instead of spanking it all morning!!!! Wash your breakfast dishes or something! :mad:



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posted on 06-10-2002 @ 3:36 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
So, MRS, does your husband get all the sex he wants too?

Honestly, sometimes you just want to jerk off, rather than going through all the effort.


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The Mrs.
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 3:41 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
True... But almost every friggin morning. He couldn't ask for a better gf then me.. :-D



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posted on 06-10-2002 @ 3:41 PM      
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Filzy got busted!

ha ha ha




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The Mrs.
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 3:43 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Yeah you would think he would do a better job of hiding it. What an idiot.



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RonRon5477
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 3:47 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
instead of getting mad at him, why don't you join him when you catch him? turn the negative into a positive.



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The Mrs.
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 3:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Believe me i would 100000000000000000% if i wasn't at work. Hell i'll join, he can watch i can watch. But i'm at work. :rolleyes:



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posted on 06-10-2002 @ 3:55 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Leave your next used pad/tampon for him to see. He'll start throwing things away. :-D

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RonRon5477
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 3:56 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
oh yeah. DOH!!
you know what you could do maybe? if he is using the computer to "spray web", you could find out what he is looking at.. if you are computer savy, you could look through the cache to find out what he looked at.. then, buy the outfit.. maybe that will make him stop..
or maybe wear something really nice, so when you come home, he just jumps you..

just some suggestions! :-)



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posted on 06-10-2002 @ 4:01 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
I'm not sure I understand what exactly you're complaining about here.

Are you not getting enough? or, Are you jealous/insulted that he is doing it without you?



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This message was edited by barch97 on 6-10-02 @ 4:03 PM
Rev. Impactplayer
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 4:45 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 02
Sounds to me that she's upset because she enjoys that shit too but he's all self-conscious about jacking in front of her, so he waits til she's gonna for him to run off a batch.

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posted on 06-10-2002 @ 5:29 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
I agree with the mrs., don't jerk off when your gf leaves the house. Find some slut to fuck when she's gone like most men >)



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posted on 06-10-2002 @ 6:23 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Filzy got busted!

ha ha ha


hehe amy and i thought the same thing

BRAIN!!!!!!



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posted on 06-10-2002 @ 11:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Mrs.



No offense, but getting the jerk on is as close as
"married" guys get to getting a little strange -
cut the guy some slack.



The dishes, now that's another story!



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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 4:10 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

And then you have the balls to leave your paper towel just laying there
wow, he uses a paper towel? you're so lucky. am i the only one who sits down at the computer and gets wet socks?



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The Mrs.
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 3:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Ok first of all i cut him more than enough slack. And he's not using the computer either. He goes through the porn dvd collection that we have, that i pick out. I don't have a problem with him doing his little deed i have a problem with him leaving it for me to find. I mean it's not the first thing i like to see when i walk in the door. And for him finding a slut just like every other guy he doesn't have to look far because i'm his slut. (only with him of course) :-D And i'm not jealous or insulted because he does it at all. Besides i love to watch him do it when i'm there and well you know.... But back to my main concern... At least do the fucking dishes and shit. Do your dishes and then spank. Anyway when i got home from work today the dishes were done!!! :)



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This message was edited by The Mrs. on 6-11-02 @ 3:28 PM
Tussle King
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posted on 06-11-2002 @ 4:47 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
He may not post, but he apparently reads.

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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 06-12-2002 @ 3:51 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

He may not post
he used to, hi filzy somehow i don't think posting here will ever get our dishes done, i envy you mrs... :-p



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Thumper8u
hanger-on
posted on 06-13-2002 @ 3:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
hey MRS, where do you work...I will come take care of your needs while the boy stays home and waxes his junk.....ole thump at your cervix!

giddy-up! :-D

NORTON rules!!!! ya sick F!

Filzy
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Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 06-13-2002 @ 3:48 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
This is nothing. You should see how upset she gets if I don't feel like doin it. And we Fuck like rabbits!
Even guys need their private time, and their down time.
Guys are guys, and that's that. :-D



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Sorry, but sucess is something people like me dream about.

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This message was edited by Filzy on 6-13-02 @ 3:51 PM
The Mrs.
posted on 06-13-2002 @ 3:50 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Hey... I don't get that upset. I'm usually just really horny!!!!! :-D



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ClusterF@#$
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 9:53 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
ARghhhh for the love of God when are women going to realize that guys spanking it isn't about how much or little sex he's getting. Guys spank it... period. It's been with us since we were old enough to get hard-ons... it's been a daily (multiple times a day) practice since then, and honey.... we aint gonna stop!!!!

spanking is not about you... it is not about whether you're the best lay in the world, or a cold fish. It is about a guy's random impulse to pinch the helmet whenever it's convenient, and has no bearing on your presence or lack thereof. To quote the immortal words of Greg 'Opie' Hughes, 'It's not about you!!!!!'

My advice is that it's nothing personal, so don't take it as such. One time I dated a girl who found my porn stash, and she flipped out. "I'm not good enough for you?!!!' She said....

Truth of the matter was she was the best f-ck I've ever had.... but I still loves my pr0n! I've been a pr0n freak since long before I even knew what to do with my junk.... like i said.. it's been a daily ritual since I can remember, and I'd be willing to say that you will not find one guy who will disagree (priests, heterosexuals, homos, chinese, and serial killers are all included in that statement... however I would like to offer the disclaimer that it happens in varying abnormal amounts when it comes to chinks and serial killers). I don't know what that means, but it was funny..... AND WE LAWWWWWFED!!

Your little italian monkey spanking buddy...

--ClusterF@#$




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EffinC
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 11:04 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 02
I have a girlfriend (relatively early on in the relationship still) and the sex life is still very active.

We don't live together but we see each other atleast once each day, and it's a rare event if we don't have sex atleast every other day. Do I still rough up the suspect? Yes! Why?....Cause that's nature, and men will be Hoooacking Off whether we're single, married, or dating a Nympho. It's probably for the better too, because that will generally provide greater staying power with which we can please the chick....

(Obviously my relationship is still pretty new, I care if she finishes :) )




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