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Hi! I'm a fat chick. Can I give you head?		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 9:19 AM      
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he announced the his whole Yankee infield will be representing in the All Star Game....Gimme a breaK!!!!.....

loll, loll loll loll= the sound of Joe Torre suckin dicks!!

FUCK YOU!

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I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 9:34 AM      
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Soriano and Giambi led voting at thier positions

Soriano had the second most votes overall in the American League behind Ichiro

Mets suck!

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what's a status? 		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 9:37 AM      
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Posada also got voted in. Ventura was 2nd in votes at third base and Jeter is a given to make it.

So Fuck you you stupid douchebag. Go Die. When you keep making it to the World Series every year, you get the benefits of picking borderline players

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I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 9:49 AM      
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Breaking news..there's a fag on the National Leauge All Star team!!!

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TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 9:54 AM      
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Did anyone read the NYPOSt on Saturday. It was Mike Piazza taking Vance WIlson to a stylist for a makeover. That's uber gay.

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My friends call me Weed 		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 11:37 AM      
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quote:
It was Mike Piazza taking Vance WIlson to a stylist for a makeover.
[sarcasm]But I thought he was as straight as an arrow![/sarcasm]


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posted on 07-01-2002 @ 1:06 PM      
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quote:
Did anyone read the NYPOSt on Saturday. It was Mike Piazza taking Vance WIlson to a stylist for a makeover. That's uber gay.


who's the stlist, Rico?

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Yeah, because Jeter and Ventura don't deserve to be there. Dick. Half the fuckin' team deserves to play. Unlike Arizona, Brenly picked more of his players than Torre did. And some of them don't belong there.

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Proud To Be An American		posted on 07-05-2002 @ 11:13 PM      
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quote:
Brenly picked more of his players than Torre did. And some of them don't belong there.



Thank god he didnt pick Craig Council. That kid just pises me off with that batting stance. I want wave my bat over my upper back while I bounce up and down , and then smack him over the head with my maple bat. His head should clear 400.

it to f-ing hot




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darthziggy
Isles fan for life		posted on 07-06-2002 @ 12:21 AM      
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I just think he's a fucking moron for not picking Thome. Dude's leading the league in home runs, just put together a 7 game hr streak (granted, after the selections), and is a great first baseman, as well as a fan favorite, and he's not going. He woulda contended for the home run derby this year, but noooooooooo.


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Proud To Be An American		posted on 07-06-2002 @ 1:57 AM      
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Thome had to compete against guys on every other position in order to get a spot....the four shortstops were selected because they all are great players. Thome just didnt make the cut.

quote:
He woulda contended for the home run derby this year, but noooooooooo.



I dont think you need to be on the All Star team to be invited to that, but I could be wrong.

it to f-ing hot




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I also have an imaginary girlfriend.		posted on 07-06-2002 @ 7:26 PM      
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I would have rather picked Thome than Vizquel. Sure Vizquel is always amazing on Defense but Thome doesn't drop the ball that often either and he crushes baseballs at the plate. It won't be the best All-Star game, well atleast not for a Mets fan like me. Our only representative is gay! But he is pretty good at the plate...


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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 07-06-2002 @ 10:16 PM      
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Yeah what they said you dick


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