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goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 07-02-2002 @ 2:39 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
[sarcasm]Really? It's hot? I hadn't noticed...[/sarcasm]

How many times am I gonna have to hear this line today? I've had at least 6 people say it to me today. It's pretty obvious that it's hot out, yet people still feel the need to make a wry comment and get a cheap laugh. Fuck off already - go in the A/C it's it's too fucking hot for you to take assholes!!


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You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

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SLASH
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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 07-02-2002 @ 2:42 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
What's the matter, goat, not cool enough for ya?



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I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Ferret
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 3:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Its because most people aren't original enough to come up with a new thought, so they keep going with the same old crap.

OK Terrific




Whoring my way to a regular.

Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-02-2002 @ 3:03 PM      
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Is this reply good enough for ya?






PrOjEcT MaYhEmHIS NAME IS IRISHALKEY
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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PrOjEcT MaYhEmHIS NAME IS IRISHALKEY
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

Buttmunch
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Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 3:07 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
What a scorcher! You could fry an egg on the sidewalk. I'm melting.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





Pete has no mule ears
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 07-02-2002 @ 3:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
What's the matter, goat, not cool enough for ya?
Actually, it's just right for me - I enjoy the hot weather.
quote:
Is this reply good enough for ya?
Not quite, keep trying though :-D
quote:
most people aren't original enough to come up with a new thought
followed by...
quote:
What a scorcher! You could fry an egg on the sidewalk. I'm melting.
'Nuff said.

Oh, and "I think I lost 10 pounds in sweat just getting to work today" was another one I heard today - only once, but the day is still young...




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You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

My sex drive keeps me going - wanna take a ride?


QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 07-02-2002 @ 4:43 PM      
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sounds like someone's got a case of the Tuesdays

*corperate accounts payable, Nina speaking*
*corperate accounts payable, Nina speaking*
*corperate accounts payable, Nina speaking*

My Sigpics and such...
AIM | E-MAIL
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 07-02-2002 @ 5:03 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Lock your kids in the car. If they die within 5 minutes, yes. If not, no.






I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee ObJectives:
1. 74 Wins, 4th place in NL East for Mets this Year 2. Break at least one knuckle by October
3. All 5 Starters finish Dead last in run support this year 4. Mets win by 10+ runs once this season

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 07-02-2002 @ 5:58 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
"It's not the heat, it's the humidity".



Thank you Austin!
NNJHOTBOY
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 6:06 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 02
Did i mention that its like 100 degrees out today.



-GomeZ-
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 7:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
yet people still feel the need to make a wry comment and get a cheap laugh


I suggest this reply

"No, I usually like it when my nuts begin to boil within my beanbag, when they reach the point of near burst, it's hot enough for me"

Trust me, the weird looks they will give you are always nice for a good chuckle



There is an idea of a Gomez; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 07-02-2002 @ 8:02 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I work outside. Yes it is hot enough. It's July, it's supposed to be hot. Maybe it's just global warming. Global warming enough for ya'?



NNJHOTBOY
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 8:09 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 02
Yes the polar icecaps are melting but they said its not a threat....Oh what am i doing here im supposed to be banned.

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 07-02-2002 @ 8:37 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I remember this song from some kids show a long time ago...

Hace calor (hace calor)
Hace calor (hace calor)
Could fry an egg on the cement, it's so caliente

Hace calor (hace calor)
Hace calor (hace calor)
How bout this weather, it sure is hot!



Thank you Austin!
Ferret
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 9:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
sounds like someone's got a case of the Tuesdays

*corperate accounts payable, Nina speaking*
*corperate accounts payable, Nina speaking*
*corperate accounts payable, Nina speaking*


Quick, get that TPS report on the heat on my desk immediately.


Whoring my way to a regular.

Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 07-02-2002 @ 10:06 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
no, i got the memo about the heat.

My Sigpics and such...
AIM | E-MAIL
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 07-02-2002 @ 10:17 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Hot In Herre
-Nelly

Hot in.....
So hot in herre.....
So hot in.....

[Nelly]
I was like, good gracious ass bodacious
Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces
Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know)
Lookin for the right time to flash them G's
Then um I'm leavin, please believin
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin
No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve, no teasin
I need you to get up up on the dance floor
Give that man what he askin for
Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you
And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use

[Hook x2]
(I said)
Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes

I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off

[Nelly]
Why you at the bar if you aint poppin the bottles
What good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models
I see you drivin, sportscar, aint hittin the throttle
And I be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles
Get off the freeway, exit 106 and parked it
Ash tray, flip gate, time to spark it
Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it
I spit game cuz baby I cant talk it
Warm, sweatin its hot up in this joint
VOKAL tanktop, all on at this point
Your with a winner so baby you cant loose
I got secrets cant leave Cancun
So take it off like your home alone
You know dance in front your mirror while your on the phone
Checkin your reflection and tellin your best friend,
like "girl I think my butt gettin big"

[Hook x2]

(Nelly hang all out)
Mix a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
Give a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(Nelly hang all out)
With a little bit a ah, ah
And a sprinkle a that ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, Baby make it ah, ah

[Nelly]
Stop placin, time wastin
I gotta a friend with a fo' in the basement (What?)
I'm just kiddin like Jason (Oh)
Unless you gon' do it
Extra, extra eh, spread the news
Nelly took a trip from the Luna to Neptunes
Came back with somethin thicker than fittin in sasoons
Say she like to think about cuttin in restrooms

[Hook x4]

(Nelly hang all out)
Mix a little bit of ah, ah
With a little bit of ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
Give a little bit of ah, ah
With a little bit of ah, ah
(Nelly hang all out)
With a little bit of ah, ah
And a sprinkle of that ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, Baby make it ah, ah




Thank you Austin!
krahzee
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 10:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Gotta love people who bitch about the heat.

This isn't shit to what I put up with at work. Try working with 2 open ovens heated up to 375 degrees going on each side of you for 8 hours straight, then bitch. If it's 90 outside, it's around 110 inside where I work. :rolleyes:

Ferret
posted on 07-03-2002 @ 9:01 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Try working with 2 open ovens heated up to 375 degrees going on each side of you for 8 hours straight, then bitch.


You work at a concentration camp?




Whoring my way to a regular.

Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.		posted on 07-03-2002 @ 9:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
It;s not the heat.it;s the humidity and the sweat off your uncle;s balls is called relative humidity.

happy anal jim
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 07-04-2002 @ 12:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
It's so hot my pussy's sweating.



PrOjEcT mAyHeM!!!
Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??
BigStupid
I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.		posted on 07-04-2002 @ 12:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Silera, I can deal with the heat but you're driving me fucking crazy. I'm gonna take a cold shower now, thank you very much!
ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.		posted on 07-05-2002 @ 8:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
It;s so hot my balls are dripping.

happy anal jim
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 07-05-2002 @ 8:29 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02

Maybe that will help you cool off.


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