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Froy
King Shit
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posted on 07-09-2002 @ 8:09 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
It's such a let down...

You're home after a long day... tired, hungry, and looking for a little sustenance... you open the fridge door and all you see is a box of protein bars and a half gallon of OJ... Check the pantry and all that's left is a half-empty box of stale Wheat Thins and 6 month old cereal...



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I believe in the hope and I pray...
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AwesomeWhackBagKid
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posted on 07-09-2002 @ 8:22 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
that sucks

i have lots of food, all waiting to be snacked on


The time is short, time, that's all right
Maybe I'll go out in the middle of the night,
And take your hand, look in your eyes, my love
All good things must come to an end sometime


MadMickwop
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 8:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
Call for take out? Or have Marco drop off some cream of someyungguy?






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Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 07-09-2002 @ 8:58 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I just settled for the bagel I picked up but never ate for lunch.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
SweetAngel
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 9:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Try living with an 11-year old boy. I bought $250 worth of groceries last Tuesday....everything is gone but the frozen meat. I'm gonna have to get a 2nd job just to feed him.







YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 9:18 PM      
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I hate poor people.

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
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posted on 07-09-2002 @ 10:56 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Try living with an 11-year old boy.
I did, and I got arrested.



Thank you Austin!
Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 11:04 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Time to make it a subscription site!


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Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 11:05 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
order a pizza! :-D

or if shit is really rough, eat ramen.



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posted on 07-09-2002 @ 11:09 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I hope this helps



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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 07-10-2002 @ 1:35 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

a box of protein bars and a half gallon of OJ... Check the pantry and all that's left is a half-empty box of stale Wheat Thins and 6 month old cereal...
sounds pretty well stocked to me...



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
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posted on 07-10-2002 @ 1:58 AM      
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quote:

or if shit is really rough, eat ramen.


you really cant go wrong with ramen noodles. like 30 cents each. make two of them and you're golden.




This is your life and it's ending one
minute at a time.


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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 07-10-2002 @ 2:00 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Everybody loves ramen. (© IrishAlkey 2002)



Thank you Austin!
HyBriD
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I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
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I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 07-10-2002 @ 2:07 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
picante beef or cajun chicken. or mix them both. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm




This is your life and it's ending one
minute at a time.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
PrOjEcT MaYhEm
PlasticMan
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posted on 07-10-2002 @ 2:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Not that I would ever want to disagree with Alkey, but everybody loves Ramen...until they go to college and live off it for four years straight. Ugh, can't stand the stuff anymore.

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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 07-10-2002 @ 2:12 AM      
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i'd never even heard of ramen til i went to college



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posted on 07-10-2002 @ 7:29 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 02
What college spells till til?

happy anal jim
Velociti
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posted on 07-10-2002 @ 12:16 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
Jon Stewart did a really funny bit on ramen noodles on the Daily Show... i'm just trying to remember what it was...


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Shelle Bink
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posted on 07-10-2002 @ 1:34 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
this used to be a common prob in my house when it was 7 of us living in my house... then everyone went off.

then the fridge was decently stocked until i met amy.

hmm. trip to pathmark guys? :)


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posted on 07-10-2002 @ 1:48 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 02
i think i am the only person on this planet who has never had ramen noodles :confused:

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 07-10-2002 @ 2:06 PM      
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quote:

i think i am the only person on this planet who has never had ramen noodles


i didn't want to admit it.


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SweetAngel
posted on 07-10-2002 @ 4:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I've never had them either.







Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 07-10-2002 @ 9:10 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I have never eat any ramen products either.

Hybrid, shrink your monkey sig pic. 500 pixels is not a difficult concept.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 07-10-2002 @ 10:00 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
done




This is your life and it's ending one
minute at a time.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
PrOjEcT MaYhEm



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