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Posted By	Discussion Topic: A small list of FUs
Lt_Boogaloo	posted on 03-22-2001 @ 8:16 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	FU to -- * That infomercial for Outlander bicycles -- who the hell rides bicycles anymore? * Dave Coulier (see other Bob Saget-related FU) * Every woman or dyke or yuppie soccer mom who is either on or watches "The View" * Dry cleaners who staple those little numbered tags to the bottom of your shirts * Whoever designed the middle turning lane that is rampant all over the US, except NJ and the City. * Our second president, John Adams * People that don't wash their hands when working at a deli or diner (especially that goddamned Vietnamese illegal who has f'n flies buzzing overhead) * STARZ movie channel, for not having more free weekends * Cablevision cable service, for not picking up STARZ movie network or the Adam & Eve channel * Those people in malls that operate push-carts - either get a damn store or get the hell out of the mall * The Amish, although I like their hats * The Dewey Decimal System - it's f'n stupid * That fat bearded prick who sells Oxi-Clean - I cannot figure out whatever chemical it is you're selling * Shop At Home Network, for screwing with their weekend programming and not having the Sports Collectible Show (Be Dialing!) or the Knives Collectors Show on before I have to go to work * Becky, I hope you get polio or fibromyalgia or have a kid with a huge head that ruins your birth canal, you stupid twat. * Kevin, I hope you get to be Queen of the Weight Room Prom, and some big fat guy rails you and makes you toss salad till you die. * Mafiamob.com - for being so f'n slammed with people I can't get on * Mafiamob.com - for getting me whacked 2 times in the same week, when I didn't even do any-f'n-thing I like hard-to-navigate websites [email protected]
SaintJames	posted on 03-22-2001 @ 8:42 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	Bravo, well done That was so funny I almost drove off the road Kindest Regards, Your Name
Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:18 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	Did you mention tossing someone's salad? Good FU. Fuck all that shit (except the Knife Guy, I like him). Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry! Today is Earth Day.
Lt_Boogaloo	posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:20 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Oh I like the Knife Guy, he's just not on Sunday mornings at 6 any more.... Add to the list: * FU to MP3's for being just big enough to give ICQ file transfer lag problems....they should be smaller. I like hard-to-navigate websites [email protected]
MaynardGKrebs	posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:20 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Hey bugaloo, I'm a cyclist. I race bicycles. You got a problem with that? FU!
SNAKEBITE	posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:27 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	An FU to John Adams? Remember don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Lt_Boogaloo	posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:34 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Yes FU to John Adams, he's not as cool as Sam Adams and his Presidency was lackluster compared to Washington, Jefferson, Monroe and Madison. I like hard-to-navigate websites [email protected]
SNAKEBITE	posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:46 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	Alrighty then! FU Sam Adams LOL Remember don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Lt_Boogaloo	posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:56 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Also: FU to really fat women who wheeze when they talk and breathe through their mouthes. I like hard-to-navigate websites [email protected]
Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 03-22-2001 @ 6:28 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	If you are going to give Fat women an FU then make it for the fat fuckers that squezze their way into those lycra pants so you can see all the rolls on thier legs BTW FU TO BUTTMUNCH!!!! ACCEPTING ADOPTION APPLICATIONS CLICK BELOW E-Mail Me 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila floor E-Mail Me AOL - oanda1027fm OFFICIAL ADOPTOR OF FUKMEBOOBS This message was edited by Tequila on 3-22-01 @ 6:47 PM

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