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Giraffe Raper
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 8:30 PM      
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I wanna send a big, huge, MASSIVE fuck you out to sheakspere who by writing the motherfucking play Julius Caeser made me fail english. sheakspere i dont give a fuck what anybody says your plays suck dick, i would sooner wipe my ass with your stories then read em


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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 8:39 PM      
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here we go again...


adolescentmasturbator
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 8:59 PM      
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First off, who the hell is sheakspeare?



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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:10 PM      
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you really shoud have payed attention to Shakespeare. He is a great author. You should blame yourself not a man who has been dead for about a million years


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Giraffe Raper
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:13 PM      
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quote:

First off, who the hell is sheakspeare?



lol


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white shorts
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:16 PM      
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not to sound like a teacher or anything, but i don't think shakespeare made you fail english. you made you fail english.


Giraffe Raper
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:17 PM      
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oh sheakspeare did "he doth bestride the world as a collosus" and "antony tis but a limb of caeser" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN


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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:21 PM      
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well, while i'm sure shakespeare's corpse would enjoy your little prick, i don't think it's his fault you failed english. sorry, but he actually has managed to write works that apply to humanity regardless of time or place and if you are too stupid or (and i suspect this is the case) too lazy to take the time to understand a slight change in the language, then you deserve your pathetic little f.
mind you, i'm not unkind, if you care to improve your mind, feel free to contact me, i have an english minor and can tutor you in these matters.


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Giraffe Raper
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:22 PM      
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and tequilla you might wanna brush up on your history "a million" years, i dont even think things had spines yet a million years ago


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Giraffe Raper
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:35 PM      
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look you piece of shit, I'm in advanced placement english, i just hate sheakspeare. I'm more of a mark twain and jon steinbeck person, writers that can actually write how people talk. not in iambic pentamiter which they didnt talk like in london, and definitly didnt talk like that back in 44 BC rome. So in the words of kid rock "FUCK OFF"


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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:47 PM      
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Actually things had spines well before a million years ago but thats not important in this thread. Peronally I think Shakespeare is one of the best writers in history but thats my opinion. Your entitled to one too. But you won't get many people agreeing with you when you say...
quote:

your plays suck dick, i would sooner wipe my ass with your stories then read em





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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:47 PM      
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Ever hear of Cliff Notes? I remember when I read my first play of his, and the Old English confused me, I got the Cliff Notes and read them to help summarize what I read. Seriously speaking, he is not the one who made you fail...you are. You might not be a big fan of his, but realize that there must be something special about his works if they have lasted so long...if you look further into his stories, you will see how truly timeless they are.



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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:51 PM      
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actually, i'm gonna bet "things" did have spines a million years ago, although you're right, shakespeare lived a mear 500ish years ago



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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:55 PM      
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quote:

look you piece of shit, I'm in advanced placement english, i just hate sheakspeare. I'm more of a mark twain and jon steinbeck person, writers that can actually write how people talk.


well, mr smartaypants, i hope that wasn't directed at me, because i too was in ap english, for a good couple of years, and like a crazy person, i went on to study it in college. and ya know what, i can't stand to read a hemmingway novel, but i'm sure he's well liked, no need to fuckim. in some eyes he too is genius, just not to my liking, now, shakespeare, i like, and well, i offered my services already, my email's below, stop pissing people off :)
oh, and just incidentally, he wrote in more than iambic pentameter, and i was born about 30 miles north of london, so if you wanna talk about how they speak, just gimme a call :)

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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 10:48 PM      
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Hey Giraffe Raper: Mellow the fuck out!

I could hit you with the standard "there's already an FU to Shakespeare thread" line, but that wouldn't mean anything to you because you are angry.

So, just take a deep breath and accept the fact that you can't cut it when it comes to Iambic Pentameter.

Carry on.


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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 11:31 PM      
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quote:


oh sheakspeare did "he doth bestride the world as a collosus" and "antony tis but a limb of caeser" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN



With that kind of attitude and spelling skill, I don't think you'll be in AP English for long. Try reading into it a little, the meaning of both of those lines is fairly obvious. Try to use less Kid Rock and more Steinbeck, and maybe someday you will realize the value of The Bard.

Until then...


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posted on 03-23-2001 @ 12:14 AM      
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quote:

Giraffe Raper said:

I'm in advanced placement english


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Dude, you're in AP English but you FAILED. Obvoiusly, you didn't belong there.




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posted on 03-23-2001 @ 12:20 AM      
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quote:

oh sheakspeare did "he doth bestride the world as a collosus" and "antony tis but a limb of caeser" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN



how about using your fuckin brain? you're in AP english and i like girls my own age...we both know that's bullshit.

It's poetry and if you looked up the word collosus and if you put some thought into it makes perfect sense.

That is the problem with people today no one wants to put forth any effort. They want things laid out for them with the answers already there. Steinbeck i read steinbeck in junior high please. If you don't open up your mind to things how do you expect to get through life? If you only do what you want then you will never get far in this world.

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posted on 03-23-2001 @ 10:14 AM      
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quote:

, I'm in advanced placement english



Rookie beat me to this but I have to comment. If you're in AP english,

1 - Why can't you spell?
2 - I read Julius Ceasar in Junior High School. It's the simplest of his works to understand and read. If you can't handle this, how the fuck did you get into advanced placement?

It's ponderous that you like Steinbeck and Twain but have trouble with Shakespeare. I would question the truth about your placement or the intelligence of the school system to think you belong there.


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posted on 03-23-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
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i bite my thumb at you, tool

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posted on 03-23-2001 @ 2:00 PM      
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et tu f'tard?


300 posts and i still have no fucking clue
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posted on 03-23-2001 @ 3:33 PM      
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NEW MATH:

300 years = a million years
Works for me.

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Giraffe Raper
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 4:11 PM      
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ok you dildos why dont you suck my dick, and i wasnt a wear the i cont spel and me to tupid to now dat colosus mean a big thingy. so phuk yurselfs u mutherfockers. and i bet none of you dumb fucks even knows what "antony is but a limb of caeser" piece of shit


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posted on 03-23-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
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i bet none of you dumb fucks even knows what "antony is but a limb of caeser" piece of shit



jackass this is the first shakespeare play that anyone reads...and just in case you were wondering it means that antony is just a puppet that caesar is controlling

you're stupidity amazes even me


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posted on 03-23-2001 @ 4:59 PM      
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