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FoundryMusicMatt
posted on 03-24-2001 @ 7:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
I wanna send out a BIG FUCKIN F-U to Ford motors for not FUCKIN BEING ABLE TO MAKE A FUCKING CAR THAT WON'T BREAK DOWN WHEN YOU'RE AT THE GAS STATION ON THE WAY TO GO TO THE FIRST ANNUAL OFFICIAL OA.COM POOL TOURNAMENT!!!

15 dollars wortha gas, get in the car, directions in hand, and BAM. Engine won't turn over. Turns out i needed a new distributor cap and rotor, and replaced the spark plug just for the hell of it. Gah damn I was pissed......

FUCK YOU FORD!


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posted on 03-24-2001 @ 7:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

That's what you get for buying one of those found on road dead cars to begin with!!!

FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
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FoundryMusicMatt
posted on 03-24-2001 @ 8:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Found On Road Dead? That's a new one, i had always heard Fix Or Repair Daily...


Backstreet Boys or N*Sync?

Both of them. Locked in a house, on fire, surrounded by trick fire extinguishers filled with gasoline.

Adopted Newbies: chubbychickbdj and [open slot]
Now taking Applications... AIM- OldSenileGuy

GimmeShelter
posted on 03-24-2001 @ 10:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
another one, Fucked On Recent Deal






I am un-adoptable...
Kid Afrika
posted on 03-25-2001 @ 1:09 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
My personal favoerite...

Fucking Old Rebuilt Dodge.



I wonder how you would react if you was in my shoes
You'd probably shit your tightest draws cuz I got a solid fuse
So what do you really wanna do when I get militant
Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this
They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun
Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one, yeah

SFShield
posted on 03-25-2001 @ 6:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Ford does suck ass. At least once a month they have vehicles being recalled for something that might catch on fire.

-My boss is an f'n tool-
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 03-25-2001 @ 6:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Hey Kid (big dick black) what do you know about Fords I thought you drove a gangsta hoopty with Joey small arms as your driver. ROFLMMFAO

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posted on 03-25-2001 @ 10:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Matt what kind of Ford is it? I drive a Ford also, but it's a Bronco. This thing is a workhorse. The engine finally died after 198,000 miles. So i put in a new motor along with the past repairs and replacements, I practically have a brand new truck. Ford's big problems are their cars, they are garbage. The trucks, depending on the year are really good. Usually anything made before 1990 are really good.

"You buy a Ford you buy the best. You drive a mile and walk the rest"


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JoyUTC
posted on 03-26-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Matt:

A big FU to Ford from me too.... I have a Ford Explorer 1997.... tell me WHY I've had to put in over $1800 into a truck that's new?!!! I could have bought a damn house with the $29k I spent on the damn thing! New rotors and brakes TWICE.... and not to mention the damn airconditioning unit replaced COMPLETELY after the tarp they put in to hold condensation in ROTTED OUT the unit!! How about a cast iron steering wheel connector that CRACKED?!! ARGH! I should have bought a damn Caddy Seville STS like I used to have....

Sorry you missed the tourney... wished we could have said hi again.....


"This is, This is Legal isn't it?"
Kid Afrika
posted on 03-26-2001 @ 12:52 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Hey Kid (big dick black) what do you know about Fords


I drive a 2001 Ford Escape that I bought in January. So far, the roof leaks, there's been a recall on the wiper control module, and the check engine light has been lit for over a month now. The only saving grace is it's a lease, so I don't give a fuck. :) 2 years, covered under warranty, then it's someone else's headache.



I wonder how you would react if you was in my shoes
You'd probably shit your tightest draws cuz I got a solid fuse
So what do you really wanna do when I get militant
Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this
They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun
Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one, yeah

Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-26-2001 @ 12:54 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
Sounds like you have been having problems Joy, come pick me up and I'll take a look at your vehicle :)


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CacaSmooches
posted on 03-26-2001 @ 5:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Yep, Ford defenitely sucks big Big Dick Black, when it comes to their cars. I used to have a 91' Anal Probe, every month I had to spend at least $200 in repairs. Fucking piece of shit... I now have a Chevy, and I feel much better... Fuck Ford!

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department




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