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Lt_Boogaloo
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 8:16 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
FU to my former secretary (name withheld) who after 2 (TWO!!) days of work, quit because, "the job wasn't meeting her spiritual needs." Spiritual needs?! She answered phones and did our filing, not absolve people for sins.
FU to her parents too, who convinced her that a starting pay of 9.95/hr for a high school student is easy to come by. Morons.

And she was hot too. Now I got no one to oogle in the office.

Eating Super Strawberries and wielding a mean microwave oven...

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Lt_Boogaloo
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 8:30 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
My next FU goes to the part of the Martian population that is extra-lazy and carries that, "I'm-better-than-you" attitude.

They're no better than anyone else, and the chip on the shoulder is both stupid and childish. And get off your Martian asses, use the brains God may have given you and do some damn work!

Honest, I swear it won't kill you. Stop swaggering around and claiming to be "oppressed" and do something other than sit on your ass and expect hard-working people to carry your Martian ass.

Eating Super Strawberries and wielding a mean microwave oven...

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Dryblood
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 8:41 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
u should have whipped out ur third leg and
said "what r we gonna do about this?"




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It's your cryptic warning
Within the message in blood
Marks the years of pain,
And your godforsaken ending to life
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Raven
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
and "ding ding ding" on the second FU



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posted on 04-19-2001 @ 12:24 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Fuck 'em both in distinctly different ways!


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