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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 05-21-2001 @ 9:04 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
FU for waking me up 2 hours before I had to wake up by throwing a jar of peanut butter at my head....I hope your car fucking explodes and you die a horrific death....maybe it would make me feel better about all the shit that you've put me through.....I fucking hate you!


All I've undergone
I will keep on
Underneath it all
We feel so small
The heavens fall
But still we crawl
All I've undergone
I will keep on




Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 05-21-2001 @ 9:11 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Well damn! Maybe you should tell us how you really feel about him. you should've taken the Jar of PB and jammed it right in his anus...


Why fucking bother

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Inappropriate Belle
posted on 05-21-2001 @ 10:05 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Holy shit. I hoped you cracked his fucking head open. What time do you want me over for the castration?

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 05-21-2001 @ 2:01 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

What time do you want me over for the castration?


I was thinking more along the lines of a mail bomb...or a car bomb....


All I've undergone
I will keep on
Underneath it all
We feel so small
The heavens fall
But still we crawl
All I've undergone
I will keep on




GonzoStyle
posted on 05-22-2001 @ 12:33 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I had to wake up by throwing a jar of peanut butter at my head....



was it the crunchy kind?


I like the way you stay on attack
No matter what, I keep coming back
And how you try to hold me down
But you end up driven to the ground ...
And that you say you will pray for me
You realize you are prey for me

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Fyfetallica
posted on 05-22-2001 @ 7:01 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
Gonzo i asked the same thing,

Which Way?!?!? Creamy or Crunchy??

Funbags, just a call, and me and the boys can have him whacked



Who wants a big yummy hot dog?
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 05-22-2001 @ 9:22 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

was it the crunchy kind?


Grrr..... :(





All I've undergone
I will keep on
Underneath it all
We feel so small
The heavens fall
But still we crawl
All I've undergone
I will keep on




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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 05-23-2001 @ 7:33 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
well, since this dissappeared yesterday, i will once again offer you my couch if you ever need a place to stay, it's very comfy. if you need anything, you know where to find me :)



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