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Tequila
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posted on 05-23-2001 @ 9:33 PM      
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Why when you try to help your younger sister she gets pissed off at you and tells you to go to hell.

Well my sister is a nasty little bitch who at the age of 15. (i'll kill you guys for even thinking about it) At the age of 15 she hangs out with degenerates that get drunk every weekend (not that I dont drink) but at her age there is no reason for her to get drunk and pass out to the point she doesnt remember anything that happened.

Anyway her boyfriend broke up with her because he is an asshole and gave her no reason. So being the older brother that I am I found out his AOL s/n and asked him what happened. He thought he was a big tough guy on-line. I happened to see him yesterday in the real world, not on-line, I asked him what happened he had no answer for me and ran after I told him if he hurt my sister again I would hunt him down and kick his ass.

Now I get a call from sister today asking why I did that. Was I wrong to confront him?


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posted on 05-23-2001 @ 9:45 PM      
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No teq.. but we were all idiots when we were teenagers remember? i think its strictly an age thing...




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posted on 05-23-2001 @ 9:47 PM      
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quote:

not that I dont drink


you drink? never!

seriously, i have a little sister too, and think that you probably did the right thing - if she's hanging around with a shitty crowd she'll hate you now for getting her out of it, but thank you later.


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posted on 05-23-2001 @ 10:06 PM      
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Hold on!

15?

Is she hot?

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posted on 05-23-2001 @ 10:14 PM      
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quote:

Hold on!

15?

Is she hot?


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posted on 05-23-2001 @ 10:43 PM      
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its all good tequila..you were just being
protective because you care. :)



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posted on 05-23-2001 @ 11:11 PM      
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No you wern't wrong for confronting him, you were just being a good older brother. I have older brothers and they are really protective of me but I realize that they are like that because they love me. I'm grateful that they watch out for me and even though your sister may not show it, I'm sure she feels somewhat the same way. If she doesn't realize now how lucky she is to have a good older brother she will eventually. And as for her being so bitchy, almost all teenage girls go through that phase where they are bitchy to their families. That'll probably change soon.



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posted on 05-24-2001 @ 5:16 PM      
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quote:

Was I wrong to confront him?




No way man you were not wrong at all. I don't have a litle sister but I do know that when my friends sister got hurt by some asshole i told the guy that if hurt her again I would beat the shit out of him. Well 2 days later the guy fucked with her and since my friend is a girl a kicked the fuck out of that poor bastard .So do what you think is right..


On a side note.. can i get your sisters number she sounds hot. LMMFAO!!1

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posted on 05-24-2001 @ 5:36 PM      
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I got a kid sister. I'd be damned if i knew any of her friends names, let alone what she does on her free time.



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posted on 05-24-2001 @ 5:41 PM      
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Damn Tequila I thought this was about Nuns
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posted on 05-24-2001 @ 5:47 PM      
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Thank you all for your comments. I really appreciate it.

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posted on 05-24-2001 @ 6:35 PM      
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Teq, I feel your pain. My sister is almost 8 years younger than me, our parents split up about the time she started junior high so I have pretty much always had to be the "male role model" at least as far as judging her boyfriends. The girl has had a history of dating some of the most degenerate scum on the face of the planet. There was the 15 yr old who had the audacity to tell me to get the fuck out of my own house so that he could be alone with her and told me that if I touched him he would have me arrested for assaulting a minor..... yes it was nice to have my best friends younger brother 5 houses away to take care of that little mess. But perhaps the worst was the 28 yr. old she was dating when she was 16. Now nevermind the fact that in my eyes he was a kid toucher.... he made the fateful mistake of laying his hands upon her, a cardinal sin. Needless to say I took care of the situation, and I doubt he will be battering too many more women. The point is, that you have more experience and knowledge of the actual world, and as a man (yes, technically speaking, when you take the dress off, you are a man ;) ) you have the ability to see through the bullshit that we men lay down upon the ladies of the world. As an older brother it is in a lot of ways part of your job to protect her. You must do whatever you feel is right, but keep in mind that you have to allow her to make her own mistakes and learn her own lessons as well.


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posted on 05-24-2001 @ 6:50 PM      
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all i can say is i wish i'd had a big brother like you for all the assholes i've encountered in my life. don't worry, she'll thank you for it one day.



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posted on 05-25-2001 @ 12:08 AM      
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I have a younger sister, and we rarely see eye to eye, but if anyone ever wronged my sister growing up, they would have had to deal with me and my friends. Don't worry what your sis says now, Teq, eventually she'll see you're looking out for her best interests.

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posted on 05-25-2001 @ 8:46 AM      
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Im with Crx...I want an older brother too..I have an asshole magnet in my head when it comes to the guys I date. It would have been nice to get a big brother after some of the creeps I've dated.


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posted on 05-25-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
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Why not adopt a big brother? I, for one, have always wanted a younger sister (I'm the oldest of 4 brothers) but I don't have one.



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posted on 05-25-2001 @ 2:54 PM      
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posted on 05-27-2001 @ 2:02 PM      
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Septh -- how old is your sister ? And Teq - got any pictures --lol just kidding guys calm down



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posted on 05-27-2001 @ 3:23 PM      
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quote:

Septh -- how old is your sister ? And Teq - got any pictures --lol just kidding guys calm down



Fuck you, you stupid newbie. :)



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It's in your blood and you can't shake it
Because you were bred to take it
Next stop annihilation
They bred the hate right in your bones"
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posted on 05-27-2001 @ 4:48 PM      
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quote:

Damn Tequila I thought this was about Nuns
:::Tipee toes out of the room:::
And I thought it was about black women.
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