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njstrawberry	posted on 05-25-2001 @ 11:27 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	FUCK YOU to Victoria, my husband's ex-wife. How dare you destroy the marriage you had years ago, when his child was only several months old and that house you had without working a day for was yours, just to be with his best friend and all these years later you expect him to still want you in some freakish fucking way. You imply that he has no right to have a life now or to be happy and you dispise that in a fucked up way you were the best thing that every happened to him only because it brought him into my arms. Oh well, life sucks for you doesn't Victoria? You dug your whole bitch now go bury yourself. And as for that fat fuck of a drunk husband of yours that wears around the face of guilt and sadness should go fuck himself. For years you told your best friend that Victoria wasn't good enough for him, that Victoria was mentally insane, that Victoria wasn't capable of being a good spouse yadda yadda yadda and then you are the one who ends up with her and you think that the world should feel sorry for you because you took you friend's wife? Oh fucking well fat ass you knew exactly what you were doing and who you were going to end up with when you sat across the table in his kitchen talking to her about how she should divorce him to be with you. So, if now your life consists of a woman who hasn't worked a day in her life, 4 screaming children with more on the way, 5 hours of sleep and 3 jobs that make you bust your ass 7 days a week and on top of all of that you need to make time for cleaning the house, fixing up the yard, making dinner and driving the school car pool to fucking bad. That is what you wanted my friend. What's a matter now? Decided you don't want it. Well you drunken faggot it's too late. And don't think that my husband holds any hard feelings for you. Really he doesn't. If anything Tony is extatic now that you actually took that rent a uterus out of his life because now he has a real woman to come home to - ME. Oh one more thing Fat Pat, next time I go alone to pick up the daughter for visitation can you try not to drool as you ask me to come in for a cup of coffee while I wait? You have to be out of your fucking mind if you think I am going to be wife number 2 that you are going to end up with. You stupid fucking son of a bitch. Get in the coffin. Please feel free to post any lovely memories or stories you have of wonderful ex's. WORD FROM THE WISE BI: "PEACH is good...PEACH is your friend...When you see PEACH...Do as I do...Don't just stare at it...EAT IT!" XoXoXoXo - Place the kisses where you wish I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl. This message was edited by njstrawberry on 5-25-01 @ 11:34 AM
Arthur Dent	posted on 05-25-2001 @ 11:39 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	::Still waiting patiently for Strawberry's first book deal. :) :: We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. -Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board
njstrawberry	posted on 05-25-2001 @ 11:56 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	Don't laugh I am actually thinking of writting one. Dysfunctionality always makes for a best seller. LOL WORD FROM THE WISE BI: "PEACH is good...PEACH is your friend...When you see PEACH...Do as I do...Don't just stare at it...EAT IT!" XoXoXoXo - Place the kisses where you wish I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl.
Arthur Dent	posted on 05-25-2001 @ 12:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	Nope, no laughing. I'm serious. And as an avid reader, more than willing to give constructive input on the first draft. We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. -Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board
Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 05-25-2001 @ 12:17 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	Yeah, Straw, you can call it: VICTORIA'S SECRET LMAO
GOD of PHUK	posted on 05-25-2001 @ 12:34 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	njstraw, your husband's ex and her new husband sound like the funniest white trash soap opera I have ever seen. Have they been on Jerry Springer? Do you feel embarrassed to even have to associate with them? Has chafed balls from Grumpy's constant sweating them since 5/13/01 Adopted by Fez as of 5-13-01
njstrawberry	posted on 05-25-2001 @ 12:35 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	Hey BM you made a fucking funny dude. I am highly impressed. LMAO That is a great title for it. Thanks. Now do I have to give you royalties for the name? As for Phuk's comment, I am reserving comment at this time. WORD FROM THE WISE BI: "PEACH is good...PEACH is your friend...When you see PEACH...Do as I do...Don't just stare at it...EAT IT!" XoXoXoXo - Place the kisses where you wish I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl. This message was edited by njstrawberry on 5-25-01 @ 12:42 PM
Unicron	posted on 05-25-2001 @ 7:21 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Mar. 01	I hate a few of my ex GF's....especially a hairy italian one, but i don't think any story will compre to straw's, so why bother. Proceed......on your way to Oblivion This message was edited by Unicron on 5-25-01 @ 7:24 PM
CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag I shall call him mini-FTL	posted on 05-25-2001 @ 7:28 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	hell straw, with some of those stories you told me at WWF, i'd be first in line to buy that book of yours :) LMAO Props to PanterA for the sig "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups" My adopted mini-critics are Stefanie and BarbieDiesDos This message was edited by CriticsLoveSnatch on 5-25-01 @ 7:41 PM
Greasy Choirboy	posted on 05-25-2001 @ 8:24 PM
Hanger-On Registered: May. 01	Straw -- will the book signing be at Lace?????? :)
njstrawberry	posted on 05-25-2001 @ 9:30 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	A book signing at lace? You know it! WORD FROM THE WISE BI: "PEACH is good...PEACH is your friend...When you see PEACH...Do as I do...Don't just stare at it...EAT IT!" XoXoXoXo - Place the kisses where you wish I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl. This message was edited by njstrawberry on 5-25-01 @ 9:32 PM

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