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punkrocker
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 10:54 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Fuck you for keeping us late and not giving us passes you fucking old peice of shit now i got detention for a week, and I hope you get ass cancer like Uncle Jr you queer bag homo.


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Sephiroth
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 10:56 PM      
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A gay Gym teacher ?! Not possible !!



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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 11:07 PM      
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At least your gym teacher doesnt hit on all on the female students despite being 4 times their age.



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OPM * chick
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 11:11 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Holy shit, that's so true it's not even funny (ok so maybe it is). My gym teacher's gay and I'm afraid to wear gym shorts now in fear that she'll be checking me out.

One time she was talking to one of my friends and as I was bending over to pick up a volley ball the old dyke goes to my friend, "Isn't she so beautiful?"

*gag* now I'm totally skeeved out.




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Bangster
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 11:16 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Higly disturbing, yet amazingly hot.

graduated from Jon Benet Norton's school of kid touching
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 11:19 PM      
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Well I have a male kid touching gym teacher and he once said to a chick why don't you bend over and get it.



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posted on 05-25-2001 @ 11:23 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
hahaha well at least he was a guy...

Thanks to Rikki for reminding me of this (you are now on my shit list):

Last week we had to play badminton, and the birdie thingies were originally called cocks, so of course all my friends were yelling "hit the goddamn cock, smack it hard!". Then she teacher came over and was like, "Don't say that girls, it's not appropriate."

So then Rikki looks at her all innocent and says "but Ms. A, hitting cocks is our favorite game..."

Of course she then looked over at me and said "I'll have to change that."

nasty!




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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 2:57 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
What's the matter, did he stop paying attention to you now that you've grown pubes?



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Tony Metropolis
posted on 05-27-2001 @ 10:05 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Fuck gym teachers. They did keep you late and didn't write passes. My gym teacher was a bull dyke to the tenth degree. She didn't even try to disguise it. She would spend the whole period talking to the hottest girls in class while barking orders at any men in the proximity. Fuck that cunt!

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punkrocker
posted on 05-27-2001 @ 10:39 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Everything u guys described are the other gym teachers in my school, the other male gym teacher always harrases the girls and seems to find reasons to go into the girls locker room. I have one female gym teacher who is the fattest dike in the world yet she teaches us about nutrition but she can't do the track once, and the other female teacher is kinda hot actually but i think she has permanant pms because she yells at us about everything


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Tony Metropolis
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 1:15 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I remember we had this one kid-toucher gym teacher. He was in his 40's and wore the tight little shorts and everything. This fag wore the tightest blue shorts ever. You could identify every aspect of his package through his shorts. It was disgusting. I'm surprised if he hasn't died of full blown AIDS by now. See you in hell, you child molesting bastard!

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