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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 06-02-2001 @ 8:31 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
...right after I finish shooting a trey up in your piece.



There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which staes this has already happened. ---Douglas Adams

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KeeKee
posted on 06-02-2001 @ 8:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Hmmm... hey Brownstone... special dedication in
music for you...



Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 06-02-2001 @ 8:47 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Now that's silly, Grumpy should know that men can't get pregnant!


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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 06-02-2001 @ 11:18 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
That sucks man I have had that happen a few times with women

BTW whats his name?


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This message was edited by Tequila on 6-2-01 @ 11:19 PM
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-02-2001 @ 11:22 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

BTW whats his name?


Why tequila thinking of asking him out.



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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 06-02-2001 @ 11:58 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
No just wanted to make sure he was leaving the women for the c-blockers


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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-03-2001 @ 12:15 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

No just wanted to make sure he was leaving the women for the c-blockers

Should we ask to get your status changed to read "Have you kissed your local mods' or c-blockers' ass lately"? LMAO ;)



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This message was edited by The Brain on 6-3-01 @ 12:17 AM
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 06-03-2001 @ 1:17 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Probably not going to make you feel any better, Mr. Brownstone, but the truth is, lots of women wanna please men and be pleased in return, so sometimes we go to far and have regrets. There are plenty of guys who freak out right aferwards and think "what if I got her pregnant?"

I gotta tell you though, the only reason I clicked in here was because I just went through this. My "thank GOD!!! was a month and a half late. I had visions of zygotes dancing in my head. It's so final, so ... IT'S FUCKING SCARRY! I guess what I'm trying to say is, don't shoot your load where it ain't welcomed with open arms (or open legs).






Walk it off, deek...


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RandomNY
posted on 06-03-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Umm did you ever hear of a Condom? It's about 80% perfect in preventing pregnancy.

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 06-03-2001 @ 12:04 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Random I used a condom with your mom & here you are so I guess you fall into that 20% of non-effective;)


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SLASH
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(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 06-03-2001 @ 5:45 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

with open arms (or open legs).


I know only fools have needs but this one never begs

You better, you better, you bet



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When we held on to the guns

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This message was edited by SLASH on 6-3-01 @ 5:54 PM
KeeKee
posted on 06-03-2001 @ 10:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I know only fools have needs but this one
never begs
You better, you better, you bet



Ok there Pete Townsend




The Mrs.
posted on 06-03-2001 @ 10:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Well now that really sucks...Maybe you should of had her uh...well nevermind...


Welcome to my demented world.
KeeKee
posted on 06-03-2001 @ 10:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Well now that really sucks...Maybe you
should of had her uh...well nevermind...



Uh anal?



Mr. Brownstone
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 2:43 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Sticker I saw on Nikki Sixx's bass a few years ago...
quote:

Stop AIDS, aim for the chin





There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which staes this has already happened. ---Douglas Adams

Now seeking junior Brownstones to adopt


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
Kim
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:04 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
What ever happened to safe sex?


"I get to go to lots
of overseas places, like Canada." --Britney Spears,
when asked the best part of being famous...

Its all fun and games until someone gets an
eye poked out!


wage
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
i guess people are to smart to use it anymore.

Graduated by GrkQT.



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