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BaLLooN NoT
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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i pull over on the sholder of the LIE today & there are 2 cops just bull shitting bout 200 yards from me & 1 of them come over to me & asks me for my reggi. & insur. so i give it 2 him & he ends up giving me 2 tickets for pulling over so my car can cool down.(my car had just over heated)the 2 tickets were for

1. stopping on a controled hwy
2. for backing up on a shoulder of a controled hwy.

but as u all know if u have an EMERGENCY that is what the shoulder is for.
i think i was haveing an emergency I WAS FUCKING OVERHEATING DICK HEAD!!!

SO AGAIN TO THE NASSAU COP THAT GAVE ME 2 FUCKING TICKETS


GO FUCK U'R SELF U MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKER. U R A DICK


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Canthandlemybooty
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
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I cant believe they gave u 2 tickets they r such assholes!! That really sux!! I give a second FU to the Nassau police!!


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posted on 06-15-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
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You can beat those or at least get them reduced to something a little less harsh, i.e. non-moving violations.

BaLLooN NoT
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 3:17 PM      
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i am gonna get receipts from my father 2 show that i did have car trouble. he is a mechanic. so i will submitt it with the tickets but still i am fucking pissed


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GAGOOTZ
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:33 PM      
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Hey Man, be thankful they didn't make you walk home naked!!



"Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!
BaLLooN NoT
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 5:49 PM      
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ATTENTION GAGOOTZ:


i would rather walk home naked than hit on PATTI


LMMFAO


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IslesBaby00
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posted on 06-15-2001 @ 6:19 PM      
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That really sucks that you got 2 tickets NOT I hope your day gets better :)

GAGOOTZ
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 6:25 PM      
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God damn it man, you know full well who the girls that I were hitting on were. Hell you were sitting next to me. You remember the three hotties in the corner



"Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!
BaLLooN NoT
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 6:49 PM      
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true dat gag
i had my hads around 1 of them a few times.
she was just 2 tall 4 me.

but thats the advantage of being short.all the tall girls boobs are eye level for me NICEY NICE


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posted on 06-15-2001 @ 6:57 PM      
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grumpy's the one to talk to if you really want the advantages of being short

i didn't watch out so the insects got me, but
GAGOOTZ
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 7:11 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Yeah man, that one chcik across from us was going wild with that black guy, and that chick next to me was hot!!!



"Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!
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posted on 06-15-2001 @ 7:21 PM      
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patty?

i didn't watch out so the insects got me, but
BaLLooN NoT
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 8:39 PM      
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LMMFAO fbd


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Jolene'78
posted on 06-17-2001 @ 6:00 AM      
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quote:

GAVE ME 2 FUCKING TICKETS


That is not a bad thing is it? 2 tickets to go and get laid somewhere? ;)



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short hills mall
posted on 06-17-2001 @ 9:34 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Yeah they fucking Suck. FU to all those deputy dogs out there who give Parking Tickets for Parking your car the wrong way on the street in Nassau County. I pull my car the wrong way on the street for 2 minutes, go inside, my mother calls me, 1/2 hour later I come out and there is a $25 ticket for parking the wrong way on the street.
FUCK YOU WESTBURY PARKING ENFORCEMENT!!!

BUT WHAT COPS I REALLY WANT TO SAY:FUCK YOU TO:

I WANT TO GIVE A TRIPLE FUCK YOU OUT TO ALL THOSE FAT, CIVIL SERVICE WATERBUFFALOS IN THE CITY THAT HAND OUT PARKING TICKETS.
FUCK YOU!!!!
YOU MINORITY PIECES OF SHIT!!!!
YOU CIVIL SERVICE,TRAFFIC BLOCKING ASSHOLES!!!!
TRIPLE PARK AND BLOCK TRAFFIC BECAUSE SOMEONE IS TWO MINUTES LATE AT THE METER.
KISS MY FUCKING ASS AND GO BACK TO YOUR CRACK INFESTED HELLHOLE YOU CALL HOME!!!!
FUCKING RENTA COP!!!!
WHILE I AM RANTING:FUCK THE PARKING VIOLATIONS BUREAU IN JAMAICA TOO!!! ITS BAD ENOUGH TO GO DOWN TO THAT CRACK NEIGHBORHOOD TO PAY THE TICKET, THEN I COME OUT AND ANOTHER TICKET IS ON MY CAR BECAUSE I WAS IN THAT SHITHOLE AN HOUR AND TEN MINUTES. WHY DON'T YOU PIECES OF SHIT WRITE TICKETS TO YOUR FUCKING CRIMINAL SIBLINGS INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR A LIVING!!!
ONE MORE:
FUCK YOU AL SHARPTON!!!

Man, now I am pissed. Happy Fathers Day and BallonNot thanks for ruining my Sunday!!!


BaLLooN NoT
posted on 06-17-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
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short hills mall no problem i am hea if u need me 2 reeeein it again. & also 2 u
Happy Fathers Day


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posted on 06-17-2001 @ 1:21 PM      
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ok i remember u sayin somthin about this yesterday, fuckin blows man. we got cops like that in my town, theyll do anything to bust our balls and ruin our fun. such pricks. but u did nothing wrong though thats the thing if u do what BM said ul prbly get them reduced.


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posted on 06-17-2001 @ 2:34 PM      
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You'd have to actually GO to court to beat it, but it shouldn't be a big deal to beat it aas long as you make sure they know that it indeed was an emergency - the receipt for the repair can't hurt either. You may be able to beat both tickets and only pay court costs.

And I'd say between the overheat and the brakes going out, start saving your money cause it's time to get a new fucking car.

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posted on 06-17-2001 @ 3:20 PM      
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See now that why hes the man with the plan, cuz he figured out that balloon needs a new car, i never woulda figured that out. lol


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BaLLooN NoT
posted on 06-17-2001 @ 4:03 PM      
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acctually i don't need a new car yet its only a few years old ('98 Kia Sportage).
but i am waiting til the new chevy truck comes out


then i will get this in stead of what i have now


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This message was edited by BaLLooN NoT on 6-17-01 @ 4:41 PM



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