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GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-16-2001 @ 3:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
You shyster bastard, you suck up all my family's
money
and you didn't make a goddamn bit of difference for
them. Lying sack of fecal worms, you make your money
by doing jack shit and chalking it up to the
judge. Well,
maybe if your halfwit ass had payed attention in the
mail-away law classes you took, you could do
something. You are worse than Ralph Maccio's
friend's
lawyer in My Cousin Vinny, you borderline mongoloid
pennypinching faggot assfucking greedy lying putz
of a
COCKSUCKER. Rot in hell, you stinking shysters.

P.S.-That banjo-strumming product of incest from
Deliverance could have done a better job than you,
you Lionel P. Hutz wannabe sack of monkey diarrhea.


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Oooooh. I guess I DO like eating crow.


This message was edited by GOD of PHUK on 6-16-01 @ 1:32 PM
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posted on 06-16-2001 @ 5:26 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
A-absofuckinlutely-men!

Sephiroth
posted on 06-16-2001 @ 5:33 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Yeah!! Fuck em all !!

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wait a minute....nah. Fuck em!



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ClumsyChaos
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
YEAH FUCK YOU LAWYERS.....

I am closing on a house and my asswipe of an attorney ended up charging me more than my downpayment and the rest of the clsoing cost put together....they are all the scum of the earth.



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GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 8:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I must renew my FU here. FUCK THE HELL OUT OF YOUR
DEAD MOMMA AND ALL YOUR PETS YOU SLEAZY SCAM ARTIST
SHYSTERS!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!



Hell, I like you! You
can come over my house and fuck
my sister!

SlartiWHO?
SLARTIBARTFAST!

RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 11:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Instead of letting your anger out on the internet, why dont you do it the old fashion way and kick his ass.

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 06-24-2001 @ 11:22 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
You should try to find a lawyer that rents out rooms and runs a taxi service


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The Brain
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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 11:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Instead of letting your anger out on the internet, why dont you do it the old fashion way and kick his ass.

Maybe 'cause the lawyer would, oh, I don't know... sue!



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GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 3:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

You should try to find a lawyer that rents out
rooms and runs a taxi service

Dominic Barbera? Oh wait, you didn't say GLOBULAR, did
you? My bad.



Hell, I like you! You
can come over my house and fuck
my sister!

SlartiWHO?
SLARTIBARTFAST!

Raven
Portugal
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 2:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
i just thought a : FU BUTTMUNCH was needed in his forum today :) --- lol


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RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
How can he sue if he has no clue of what happened?
Hire the local low life or a bum to do it.

Tequila
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posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:13 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

You should try to find a lawyer that rents out rooms and runs a taxi service

Froy you know where I can find someone like that?


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bluetarp
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:20 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Just take the son-of-a-bitch. Bend him over, take a 5' wide steel bristled broom with salted bristles, wrap bounty around the handle to keep the blood from lubricating and...

The stupid shall be punished!
GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 12:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I would prefer to take all the lawyers in the world, put
'em in a giant room with an IMAX screen, and make
them watch Cop Rock.



Hell, I like you! You
can come over my house and fuck
my sister!

SlartiWHO?
SLARTIBARTFAST!

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posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:23 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Just take the son-of-a-bitch. Bend him over, take a 5' wide steel bristled broom with salted bristles, wrap bounty around the handle to keep the blood from lubricating and...



Tarp - we dont need to know what you have your dates do to you on a saturday night. thank you!

I gotta agree with Raven though...this thread was missing an FU Buttmunch!



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Ronreddog
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:35 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Well, since I am about to work in a law firm, I cannot say FU at this time.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers with cement feet at the bottom of the ocean?

Oh yeah, FU BUTTMUNCH! ;)


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spitfire421
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 12:31 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

make them watch Cop Rock

HAHAHA!!!! F U Buttmunch :) enjoy!


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bluetarp
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 10:41 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Ronreddog, a crying shame, there was plenty of room for a lot more. haha.

The stupid shall be punished!



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