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King f-tard
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:43 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
This is long in coming.

FU to life for giving me such shit
FU to my fiance for not wanting to sleep with me
FU to life for finding girls who I like too late
FU to life for making me not want to live it sometimes
FU to my landlord who is selling my condo so I have to move
FU to morgage brokers who are giving me a hard time getting a morgage
FU to house prices being so high.
FU to life.

EDIT: And let me not forget about Verizon Wireless, who when my phone got stolen, they want me to pay 35 to replace it, and I have been paying insurance the whole time too. What a dicking.





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This message was edited by King f-tard on 6-26-01 @ 11:36 AM
kevin from ct
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:05 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Dude, if you have A FIANCE that won't sleep with you, you
got bigger problems then you know. Holy crap.



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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
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quote:

FU to my fiance for not wanting to sleep with me
FU to life for finding girls who I like too late


Amen to that King! A huge FU to these two points from me as well!!


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King f-tard
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:36 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Kevin, you are right, it isnt that bad, but I get it once a month, and we arent even married yet.







Let the purge continue. Dallas, here we are, in your faces.
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
kevin from ct
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:50 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
King,
I usually post nonsense, not here.

You two should be peeling each other off the walls at this
point, that is what 'engagement' means. Wicked, dirty,
hands on the radiator sex.

It means you cooking linguini instead of penne means you
get anal right then and there. Right in the kitchen.

Dude, pull yourself aside and ask yourself if she really is 'the
one.' 'Cause sex is critical in a marriage, and I can tell you
from experience that it doesn't increase once marriage kicks
in.

I'm serious.



kevin from ct
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
to the top

because I really want f'tard to read this.


Drunken GW
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posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:43 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I agree with Kev

You should be having sex with her everywhere.
Once a month can't make you happy.





King f-tard
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:44 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
It doesnt really, but, well there really is no excuse. I think it will get better, I have to be a little more involved with her, and we need to get closer. We are in the process of buying a house, and it is shitty dealing with all the people we need to, and life has sucked for a while, so things will change. Starting tonite. :)





Let the purge continue. Dallas, here we are, in your faces.
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
SweetAngel
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:52 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

I think it will get better, I have to be a little more involved with her, and we need to get closer.

Female perspective here...if you're buying a house and getting married, shouldn't you already be "a little more involved" and close? Maybe it's just me, but I kinda think those things should come BEFORE marriage. Maybe the two of you should talk to someone professional beforehand to work out your issues, so that you don't end up in divorce court in a few years wondering what happened.

Just a suggestion though...:)


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