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RonRon5477
posted on 08-03-2001 @ 4:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I was going to take my fiancee to the concert to make her happy. Then what does Madonna do??? You guessed it!!! She f'in cancels and doesn't reschedule. Refund only. LARINGITIS!! What a BI-OTCH!!! That WHORE!

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Jennitalia
posted on 08-03-2001 @ 4:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
That is fucked up of Madonna not to reschedule. So many people have waited so long to see her and she pulls that bs. Then again, I saw her on Tuesday, so I don't care.
SHE WAS AWESOME!!!!





Arthur Dent
posted on 08-03-2001 @ 4:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Reminded me of the time I had tickets to go see Soundgarden at Roseland. Two weeks before the show the band BROKE UP!!!! I waited four MONTHS from when I bought the tickets!


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Arpikarhu
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posted on 08-03-2001 @ 5:01 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
seems like a good thing. didnt have to waste an evening watching that no talent whore.

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Sloatsburgh
posted on 08-03-2001 @ 5:12 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I was going to take my fiancee to the concert to make her happy.


FAG!!!!
I'd sooner take my girl to the ballet or an ass-ramming bar than sit through the painful 90 minutes of hearing that fag-hag sing.

I'm sorry, but a Madonna concert IS the gayest thing you could take her to.







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Arpikarhu
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I enjoy C&BT
posted on 08-03-2001 @ 5:16 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I'd sooner take my girl to the ballet or an ass-ramming bar


who is the fag?

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RonRon5477
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 9:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Why am i a fag if i am getting married to a woman? i think you have to go back to 4th grade and learn about the "birds and the bees" my friend.
Anyway, i heard that madonna didn't like the NJ on thursday and cancelled friday's show. what a rusty trombone playing whore.

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Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 9:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
I guess someone here never had to appease their girlfriend / wife. I think most guys here have had to sit through one Julia Roberts movie in their liftimes for their significant other, it's just part of the compromise you have to make.

You know what the worst part is, she won't tour again for what, 5 more years.

Sorry


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Snoteater
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 10:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Nothing is more faggy than the ballet.

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bluetarp
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 10:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
RonRon5477. You have the best of both worlds. You get the credit from your gal for having been willing to take her, but you didn't actually have to sit through the show. Come on gang, a round of applause for a lucky SOB!


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With leather?

This message was edited by bluetarp on 8-6-01 @ 10:37 AM
Sloatsburgh
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 12:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Actually, since Bluetarp put it that way:

:CLAP: :CLAP: :CLAP:

but I still think Madonna is right up there with moving to San Fransico.

No, you are not gay for getting married. Getting married is like plunging the toliet. It's nasty and painful, but it's better than the other option.

I have just realized that I have bought two opera tickets by taking my wife to Bar 9 two weeks ago.... But it's still not a Julia Robert's movie!







220, 221, whatever it takes.

Showering Carmine with paternal love.
Just Jon
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 4:13 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
My sister went through a bunch of shit last week to try and get tickets, finally getting them delivered early Friday morning (forcing me to wake up) to my place so she could pick them up from me when she got off work. Then she comes to pick up the tickets and tells me it was cancelled. Pretty messed up.

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