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GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 11:17 AM      
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FU to this pain that makes me so miserable and puts me in so much pain, and F all the medication that doesnt work. F the fact that i am anemic so i am already tired enough as it is and this pain on top of it doesn't help at all. F my father for not being sympathetic to this pain and tells me to "be a man". Stop with your stupid movie lines, i am a woman, your little girl, not your bud ass f.

I WISH I COULD MAKE IT STOP!

AND P.S. to the people that are going to make their Dana Dillon comments, I suggest you don't because you won't wanna see the outcome. I'm not the sweet Grk when i am not feeling well




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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 11:25 AM      
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Sorry to hear that, Grk. Of course, staying up till 2 a.m online probably doesn't help you :)

Have you tried Valerian Root?






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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
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Oh stop it. you're always the sweet grk :) (well, to other people at least =P)

Feel better :)


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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
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Sorry to hear that Grk. Hope it doesn't affect you coming to the softball game. Feel better.



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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 11:30 AM      
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Now you need to just chill out and rest. This is what you need to make the pain go away...




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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 11:31 AM      
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How many times do you have to be reminded to use the Anal Ease?

Unicron
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 11:53 AM      
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Corpse, thats your answer to everything

"got shot? smoke some weed"
"have to walk a block to the store? smoke some weed"
"have to hit the button on the remote with your finger? smoke some weed"

and buttmunch, anal joke are funny, but i have the feeling that when grk reads that she will not be laughing in a hysterical fashion. just a guess, you know...from the whole "i'm in so much pain i'll kill anything, even a cute puppy" kinda vibe i'm getting from her post.


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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
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Um...It's probably better than being pregnant, right?

OK, I'm not helping
Hope you feel better soon Grk


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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 12:19 PM      
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Unicron, if I posted anything else, she'd be disappointed.

GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 12:35 PM      
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quote:

staying up till 2 a.m online probably doesn't help you

Have you tried Valerian Root?


lol is someone watching what time i go to bed? hmmm. and whats Valerian Root and where can i get some?

quote:

Oh stop it. you're always the sweet grk (well, to other people at least =P)

lol well...yeah

Not to worry GW I'll still be there, lol not like it'll make a difference, now if you weren't showing up that would be a different story..lol ;-)

Corpse that looks like the chamomile i just used to make tea, is that what you are suggesting?? LOL

quote:

BM: How many times do you have to be reminded to use the Anal Ease?

Uni:and buttmunch, anal joke are funny, but i have the feeling that when grk reads that she will not be laughing in a hysterical fashion

BM: Unicron, if I posted anything else, she'd be disappointed.


LOL Uni, Buttmunch is so right, its expected of him to break out the anal jokes...lol

quote:

Um...It's probably better than being pregnant, right?

Well hmmm unless I am the Virgin Mary, I don't know how that could happen at this point anyway...lol




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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 12:38 PM      
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damn grk hope u feel better soon


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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 12:42 PM      
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I know what you mean. My pain is called Shelle Bink.

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kevin from ct
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 12:55 PM      
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anal jokes = funny

funny = therapudic

therapy = healthy Grkqt

therefore: anal jokes = healthy Grkqt


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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
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quote:

I don't know how that could happen at this point anyway...lol

Yeah, what was I thinking. You can't get pregnant from anal
This website says so TechnicalVirgin.com

Hope this isn't pissing you off that bad, just trying to make you laugh


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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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Hope you feel better, Grk.

Beer always helps deaden the pain... :)

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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 4:45 PM      
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quote:

Corpse, thats your answer to everything



Does that bother you Unicron? If it does, good! Go fuck yourself!


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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 6:39 PM      
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Grk feel better hon........



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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 6:47 PM      
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quote:

Corpse, thats your answer to everything

"got shot? smoke some weed"
"have to walk a block to the store? smoke some weed"
"have to hit the button on the remote with your finger? smoke some weed"




Hey uni like your any beter?

What someone pissed you off?... I will Skull Crush them
Dont piss me off ... I will Skull Crush you
Damn another Girl said no.... I have to Skull Crush her
Anyone meeses with you [insert girl from boards name].... I will Skull Crush Him

you see what I mean uni.. please oh please tell me you are gonna Skull Crush me now..


and to Quote Corpse...
quote:

Does that bother you Unicron? If it does, good! Go fuck yourself



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****EDIT**** Damn almost forgot.. Fell beter GRK... but i have to agree with BM dont all GREEKS like that pain? ;)
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This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 8-7-01 @ 6:53 PM
Claire
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 7:13 PM      
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Grk that sounds terrible, I'm so sorry.
You gonna be OK I hope?



Love,
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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:37 PM      
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Grk Sweets -- I hope you get better soon... I need a healthy piss buddy damnit!

and this:
quote:

I know what you mean. My pain is called Shelle Bink.


Uhm... I'm not going to defile this thread... if you have something to say to me, do it to me alone, ok? I don't want to go through this again.


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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 11:49 PM      
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:( Feel better! Try a warm bath or a heating pad....if it's them pesky woman pains... :)


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posted on 08-08-2001 @ 12:01 AM      
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Oh that sucks Grk...Hope you feel better sugarlips, and Doc, That sight is fucked up!!



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posted on 08-08-2001 @ 1:12 AM      
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Feel better Grk!



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posted on 08-08-2001 @ 1:16 AM      
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Hey grk Feel better baby.


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Claire
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 8:57 PM      
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Grk are you feeling any better?



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