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HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:49 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I thought you were gone for good cocksucker! "Where the HELL have I been?" [Insert witty/profound sig line here] (Forgot how to store sig pics.. Bored? Then remind me) This message was edited by HummerLovin on 10-10-01 @ 2:55 AM

HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:50 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	You talkin' to me........bitch? "Where the HELL have I been?" [Insert witty/profound sig line here] (Forgot how to store sig pics.. Bored? Then remind me)

HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:50 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	you disappear for 5 fuckin' months, then just come back and start giving people shit, making lame-ass jokes and start requesting status changes??? Who the fuck do you think you are? "Where the HELL have I been?" [Insert witty/profound sig line here] (Forgot how to store sig pics.. Bored? Then remind me) This message was edited by HummerLovin on 10-10-01 @ 2:56 AM

HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:52 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I'm the fuckin' insomniac who talks to himself in fight club mother fucker? Remember? Oh, you don't? Maybe we could get you those little fucking floaty things that go on your little 'twig arms' (Copyright JTA, O&A Pub. 2000) and try to stay afloat with me mother fucker!! Got issues? Huh? I got issues that bury your issues so deep that you couldn't even find the part of the atom that used to be your issue mother fucker! Wanna keep talkin'? Didn't think so.... Night night fucker! "Where the HELL have I been?" [Insert witty/profound sig line here] (Forgot how to store sig pics.. Bored? Then remind me) This message was edited by HummerLovin on 10-10-01 @ 2:57 AM

Sephiroth	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:58 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	You know Fight Club is getting slow when people start picking fights with themselves.... New Sig: now with 3,000% more random goodness!

HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:03 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Um..... scoooz me.... I was trying to have a civilized conversation here! Damn!!! I think your stir-fry is getting cold! HA!!! "Where the HELL have I been?" [Insert witty/profound sig line here] (Forgot how to store sig pics.. Bored? Then remind me) This message was edited by HummerLovin on 10-10-01 @ 3:05 AM

FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:03 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	geezus....will somebody call a mod??? ...please??? this guy's off his rocker.... Seph... can you ban this guy? More Teen Testimonial:I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. - JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA

HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:05 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	"Cheese!" hehehehehe.... i was off a rocker once... bruised my tailbone... ain't ever doing that shit again! Fuck you hummer you stupid shit! No fuck you man!!! "Where the HELL have I been?" [Insert witty/profound sig line here] (Forgot how to store sig pics.. Bored? Then remind me)

Psycho Bitch	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:08 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01	Wow...and I didn't think it was possible for someone to be more bored than I am right now lol Ok terrific quote: geezus....will somebody call a mod??? ...please??? Go wake Sluggo up ;) :) ;) I want to read your mind To know just what I've got in this new thing I've found So tell me what I see when I look in your eyes Is that you baby or just a brilliant disguise Let it be me, I'll be your poetry in motion. A desolate island when you sail the deep blue ocean. All your tomorrows for all your yesterdays. I'll be a lamb or a lion you can tame. And I hope and I pray that my offer will find its way. Yes I know there'll come a day, when in return I'll need the same. Let it be me, the star who guides you through the night. I'll make it worth your while. This message was edited by Psycho Bitch on 10-10-01 @ 3:11 AM

HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:09 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Are you starting with me Bitch?!!! (hehehe... [homer]it's okay, cause it's part of her username... [/homer]) "Where the HELL have I been?" [Insert witty/profound sig line here] (Forgot how to store sig pics.. Bored? Then remind me)

Psycho Bitch	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:12 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01	quote: Are you starting with me Bitch?!!! No, thankfully I'm not bored enough to fight with a retard :) ;) :) ;) :) I want to read your mind To know just what I've got in this new thing I've found So tell me what I see when I look in your eyes Is that you baby or just a brilliant disguise Let it be me, I'll be your poetry in motion. A desolate island when you sail the deep blue ocean. All your tomorrows for all your yesterdays. I'll be a lamb or a lion you can tame. And I hope and I pray that my offer will find its way. Yes I know there'll come a day, when in return I'll need the same. Let it be me, the star who guides you through the night. I'll make it worth your while.

HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:15 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Please don't tell me that 'retard' is the best you've got... I put 'homer' tags in and everything... Fortunately, you're afforded the luxery of me not knowing whether the strikes in you status are a joke or if you are really a terrible, evil person, due to my lengthy absence.. Do yourself a favor and say your sorry and gimme a smoochie, or it's go-time! "Where the HELL have I been?" [Insert witty/profound sig line here] (Forgot how to store sig pics.. Bored? Then remind me)

Psycho Bitch	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:22 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01	quote: Fortunately, you're afforded the luxery of me not knowing whether the strikes in you status are a joke or if you are really a terrible, evil person, due to my lengthy absence.. Do yourself a favor and say your sorry and gimme a smoochie, or it's go-time! Hmmm well my name is "Psycho Bitch" so you make the call... As for the strikes...gotta ask JBA and Froy... I have NO idea what those are for ;) Anyway smoooooooooch I sowwy :) :) (or maybe I'm just saying that to get you off your guard) I want to read your mind To know just what I've got in this new thing I've found So tell me what I see when I look in your eyes Is that you baby or just a brilliant disguise Let it be me, I'll be your poetry in motion. A desolate island when you sail the deep blue ocean. All your tomorrows for all your yesterdays. I'll be a lamb or a lion you can tame. And I hope and I pray that my offer will find its way. Yes I know there'll come a day, when in return I'll need the same. Let it be me, the star who guides you through the night. I'll make it worth your while.

GonzoStyle	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:35 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: you're afforded the luxery of me not knowing whether the strikes in you status are a joke or if you are really a terrible, evil person, I will afford you the "luxery" of letting you know beforehand the strike I'm mgiving you is as real as the gonoreah sore you got from Sandy Kane is. "These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -- Abraham Lincoln She-Mail Me Here

HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:35 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	J'T'A and Froy? I'm not allowed to talk to them anymore after that night with the rubber dolls... Anywho, thanks for the smoochie... Who's next? I'll even mark the spot for ya! "Where the HELL have I been?" [Insert witty/profound sig line here] (Forgot how to store sig pics.. Bored? Then remind me) This message was edited by HummerLovin on 10-10-01 @ 3:46 AM

HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:40 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: "luxery" Strike 1 LOL! I guess during my time off i forgot that i was "Mr. Grammar" before i left... Guess i had that one coming... Damn you Pete Coors!!!! (is it Pete? damn, i hope so) "Where the HELL have I been?" [Insert witty/profound sig line here] (Forgot how to store sig pics.. Bored? Then remind me)

Psycho Bitch	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:40 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01	quote: J'T'A [Ants impression] I predict that around 8 am Wednesday morning Hummerlovin will receive a strike 2 [/Ants impression] I want to read your mind To know just what I've got in this new thing I've found So tell me what I see when I look in your eyes Is that you baby or just a brilliant disguise Let it be me, I'll be your poetry in motion. A desolate island when you sail the deep blue ocean. All your tomorrows for all your yesterdays. I'll be a lamb or a lion you can tame. And I hope and I pray that my offer will find its way. Yes I know there'll come a day, when in return I'll need the same. Let it be me, the star who guides you through the night. I'll make it worth your while. This message was edited by Psycho Bitch on 10-10-01 @ 3:47 AM

HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:46 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Gonzo: quote: the strike I'm mgiving you is I missed ya brother man! You spelled 'gonoreah' wrong too, but i don't know how to spell it either... hehehehe.... "Where the HELL have I been?" [Insert witty/profound sig line here] (Forgot how to store sig pics.. Bored? Then remind me) This message was edited by HummerLovin on 10-10-01 @ 3:49 AM

FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:51 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Damn you Pete Coors!!!! (is it Pete? damn, i hope so) I believe it's Adolph Coors... And Hummer... you should know that kissing Gonzo's Ass does no good unless you give him the reach around... More Teen Testimonial:I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. - JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA

GonzoStyle	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:54 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: You spelled 'gonoreah' wrong Well I'm not the one who has it, you are the expert on that subject. "These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -- Abraham Lincoln She-Mail Me Here

HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:56 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I'm not sure that making fun of his grammar on a post that pointed out my lack of grammar and earned me a strike qualifies as kissing ass... Besides..... its hard to give a reach around from one's knees... he's a lot taller than me.... "Where the HELL have I been?" [Insert witty/profound sig line here] (Forgot how to store sig pics.. Bored? Then remind me)

Psycho Bitch	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:58 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01	quote: You spelled 'gonoreah' wrong too, but i don't know how to spell it either.. Just ask Grumpy's mom ;) quote: you should know that kissing Gonzo's Ass does no good unless you give him the reach around. Are you speaking from experience?? :) Hmmm is that the real reason you got to be a mod?? I want to read your mind To know just what I've got in this new thing I've found So tell me what I see when I look in your eyes Is that you baby or just a brilliant disguise Let it be me, I'll be your poetry in motion. A desolate island when you sail the deep blue ocean. All your tomorrows for all your yesterdays. I'll be a lamb or a lion you can tame. And I hope and I pray that my offer will find its way. Yes I know there'll come a day, when in return I'll need the same. Let it be me, the star who guides you through the night. I'll make it worth your while.

FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:59 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Besides..... its hard to give a reach around from one's knees... he's a lot taller than me.... The key is to ram a broom stick up his ass to scare his mighty 2 incher out of it's schmegma sleeve... More Teen Testimonial:I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. - JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA

GonzoStyle	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 4:06 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: his mighty 2 incher Moron please when addressing Gonzo's veiny syphillis tube please use the proper name. You of all people know that the proper name for my rape rod is my 2 inches of "Dangling Fury" "These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -- Abraham Lincoln She-Mail Me Here

HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night	posted on 10-10-2001 @ 4:06 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: The key is to ram a broom stick up his ass to scare his mighty 2 incher out of it's schmegma sleeve Now, would that be handle first or bristle first? Cause i kinda like bristle first... It has a numbing affect on the area that makes it less painful when the other mods come through.... "Where the HELL have I been?" [Insert witty/profound sig line here] (Forgot how to store sig pics.. Bored? Then remind me)

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