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danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 8:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Welcome our newest member, Dank


bring it, newbie!



KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 8:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
this should be one sided...fun, but one sided




My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 8:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
i know, but i'm hardly ever in this forum.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
prototype
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 8:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I got my money on danked.

USA
Bin Laden is a dead man
Free Northern Ireland
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 8:54 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i was shocked and apalled when i saw this. don't worry dankED i'm sure i wwouldn't be amiss to say that the s.t.o.n.e.r.s have got your back, this could be interesting :p



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
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The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 9:05 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I thought you were gonna kill FN Moron and become head S.T.O.N.E.R.

You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 9:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
well, i'm pretty sure the original solemn vow of the s.t.o.n.e.r.s. were to avoid board conflict, i won't tell if you won't.

quote:

I thought you were gonna kill FN Moron and become head S.T.O.N.E.R.



oh yeah, i forgot. that happens alot.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.



This message was edited by danked on 2-4-02 @ 9:27 PM
OAAWITE
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 9:12 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
He's dodging you.

Go hunt him down like Clubber Lang.


Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 9:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Okay, so I got this excellent kin bud from my bud.....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Christ this shit is good.

Oh yeah.........so who's got the Milk Duds??

Quote of the Dayssssss - "A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her" - W C Fields



The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 9:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

oh yeah, i forgot. that happens alot.


soooooo, get crackin...schwagged

You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 9:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
that was a low blow, man.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 9:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

There can be only one!!!!!!



May it be Danked McCloud.



crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 10:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

well, i'm pretty sure the original solemn vow of the s.t.o.n.e.r.s. were to avoid board conflict, i won't tell if you won't
hmm, i'm sorry, i seem to have forgotten the rules, oopsy... my memory for these kind of things is limited.:p



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
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posted on 02-05-2002 @ 11:25 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Oh yeah.........so who's got the Milk Duds??





WHATEVER BEN

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danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 11:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
woah! when the hell did i post this?


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 11:51 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

when the hell did i post this?

All posts have a date and time stamp. I am actually embarrassed pointing that out to you.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 11:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
i'm kinda embarassed i set that one up for you.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 12:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

I thought you were gonna kill FN Moron and become head S.T.O.N.E.R.

I thought this said... "and take his head, stoner" lol ... : drooling smilie:

"then one day you walk in and find your friend going... look man, I made a bong out of my HEAD! Put the pot in this ear and suck it out of this one..."




New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven.
God damn ye merry gentlemen.


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 2-5-02 @ 12:35 PM
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 12:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

i'm kinda embarassed i set that one up for you.

I’m kinda of embarrassed it was so easy.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 12:43 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

i'm kinda embarassed i set that one up for you.



Plus it was the recluse mod, jeez.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


Gonzo A Bitch?..... Nigga Please!!!

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 12:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
IAMANTHONY?


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 1:07 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

IAMANTHONY?



No, I didn't say the token mod.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.





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