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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: I'm declaring war
irishcros
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
I am officially declaring war on this fucking board. Fuck every one of you sarcastic ignorant fucks. I just started posting a week ago and I've already realized you people aren't the true demographics of the show. You're elitist computer nerds with too much time on your hands. I on the other hand will show you what a true elitist is. Fuck you lowlife cocksuckers who give attitude to new posters. Fuck you loose twats who enter contests to feel better about your fat ugly bodies. Fuck you all. Any day of the week I could buy and sell at least half this fucking board.

Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Any day of the week I could buy and sell at least half this fucking board.



Can I borrow a few bucks? I'm kinda short this week.

F/K/A Imapervert
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:22 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
I declare you are an idiot.

I also you declare you are wasting everyone's time


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:23 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Oh NO!!!

Please don't go. Give us another chance... PLEASE. I was really impressed with the way you smacked crxgirl around. I don't know what I'm gonna do if you leave. I was really starting to like you. And, the way you told it like it was when it came to NN contestants. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stay. We can be nice. We'll change. For you, we'll really change this time. I'm not just saying this so you'll stay. I mean it this time. Really, we will. We love you so much. Don't go. PLEASE



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
JVoorhees
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Let the sarcasm begin.......


Only serious replies



GO HOME HILLARY!

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:24 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Awww, did you lose your blankey?




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irishcros
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02




This message was edited by irishcros on 2-22-02 @ 3:58 AM
irishcros
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02




This message was edited by irishcros on 2-22-02 @ 3:58 AM
Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I just started posting a week ago. . .



Maybe if you took time to think a bit you'd have made a better impression. Then again, some people are just cocks no matter how much time they think. :p

NORTON IS GOD
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:27 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

You're elitist computer nerds with too much time on your hands.


I'll toast to this tonight at the bar.

I love watching em snap.







I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Shut your fucking cum trap you big breasted fat bukkake enjoying cunt.



With whom are you speaking? I believe all posters to this thread so far are males. Cunt is usually employed when spaeking to a female.

F/K/A Imapervert
irishcros
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
And I never said I was going anywhere Barch.

irishcros
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
YOU GONNA BE ABLE TO RAISE A DRINK TO IT WITH THE cARPAL tUNNEL sYNDROME FROM ALL THAT GAY PORN?

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:31 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
OH thank you jesus.

I swear... I really mean it... this time's gonna be different.

I promise.

Thank you so much for giving us another chance.

We really do love you so




Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
irishcros
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02




This message was edited by irishcros on 2-22-02 @ 3:59 AM
Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

YOU GONNA BE ABLE TO RAISE A DRINK TO IT WITH THE cARPAL tUNNEL sYNDROME FROM ALL THAT GAY PORN?



When you have the caps lock button activated you don't need to hit shift to capitalize your letters.

F/K/A Imapervert
JVoorhees
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Fuck you all. Any day of the week I could buy and sell at least half this fucking board.



Even in a bad economy?



GO HOME HILLARY!

irishcros
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
Especially in a bad economy.

Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Even in a bad economy?



We're cheaper in a bad economy.

F/K/A Imapervert
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

We're cheaper in a bad economy
Who you kidding? We're just cheap. It's got nothing to do with the economy. And, we sure don't deserve all that this saint has given us.

Oh how we love him so...



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

A cunt is 2 lips flapping in the wind, typically not far from the asshole. I believe I can stand by my claim.

A dick is what you have in your ass all day long


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

A cunt is 2 lips flapping in the wind



So. . .you're mouth, basically.



cunt

NORTON IS GOD
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

YOU GONNA BE ABLE TO RAISE A DRINK TO IT WITH THE cARPAL tUNNEL sYNDROME FROM ALL THAT GAY PORN?


yES.






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
alxelgr8
Oblivious to all things...PERIOD!!!!
...including this status.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
[/arnold voice] STOP WHINING! [/arnold voice]

suck it up. a few people make a joke and you freak out. Jesus, just shut up.




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A: Well basically I'm that tiny guy on OZ that gets fucked by everyone.
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Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Hmm you ever think that we were happier when you werent around?

Btw..

Nice war........Deek.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, FTL, and the Ree!

Listen while I load my gun

He said to me

Something 'bout a chosen one

It's comin' back to me

Watch him while I taste the sun

He said to me

Something 'bout a chosen one

You'll never be....



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