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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 05-03-2002 @ 12:12 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Love ya like a brother.

Now, let's get to work.

We've got fig trees to uproot.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 12:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
map quest: Fig trees? :confused:



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 12:22 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Dude, just because I said "Hi", doesn't mean I want a commitment.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-03-2002 @ 12:36 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Dude, just because I said "Hi", doesn't mean I want a commitment.


Don't hurt me.

I'll follow you.

I swear.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 12:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Dude, just because I said "Hi", doesn't mean I want a commitment.


But... He had me at spoo.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 12:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

He had me at spoo
You dropped your 'n'.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-03-2002 @ 12:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

You dropped your 'n'.




Look! It landed on my "C"!





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
jewdown
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 12:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Look! It landed on my "C"!


Better then in your "A".



"We don't take kindly to not takin' kindly around here."
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 12:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Maybe Rape can throw in a "T". Who has a "U" to spare??



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 12:54 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Who has a "U" to spare??




Joe.

quote:

You dropped your 'n'.




...said the slave trader.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 1:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I'm still looking for my ooh.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 1:09 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I'm still looking for my ooh.




Now that I found my "c", maybe I can help.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 1:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I'm still looking for my ooh.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Now that I found my "c", maybe I can help
I'll just watch from the window and say "mmm".



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 1:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

I'll just watch from the window and say "mmm".


You dropped your "h." (Just returning the favor. Isn't that what friends are for?)



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 1:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
And I never thought I'd feel this way
And as far as I'm concerned
I'm glad I got the chance to say
That I do believe I love you

And if I should ever go away
Well then close your eyes and try
To feel the way we do today
And then if you can remember

Keep smiling, keep shining
Knowing you can always count on me, for sure
That's what friends are for

For good times and bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for

Well you came in loving me
And now there's so much more I see
And so by the way I thank you

Oh and then for the times when we're apart
Well then close your eyes and know
The words are coming from my heart
And then if you can remember

Keep smiling, keep shining
Knowing you can always count on me, for sure
That's what friends are for

In good times and bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for

Keep smiling, keep shining
Knowing you can always count on me, for sure
That's what friends are for

For good times and bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for

Keep smiling, keep shining
Knowing you can always count on me, for sure
That's what friends are for

For good times and for bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for
(Thats what friends are for)






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 1:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
oh oahhh,
(say it to me)
Yeah yeah yeah yeahe yeah, wwoaaaa

We are family
I got all my sisters with me
We are family
Get up everybody and sing

Everyone can see we're together
As we walk on by
And we fly just like birds of a feather
We know that's no lie
All of the people around us to say
Can we be that close
Just let me state for the record
We're giving love in a family dose, yeah

We are family
Sing it to me
I got all my sisters with me, ohh , ohh , yeah
We are family, yeah yeah yeah yeah-ie yeah
Get up everybody and sing

Living life is fun and we've just begun
To get our share of the world's delights
High hopes we have for the future
And our goal's in sight
No we don't get depressed
Here's what we call our golden rule
Have faith in you and the things you do
You won't go wrong, oh no
This is our family Jewel, yeah

We are family, wow
Sing it with me
I got all my sisters with me, yeah yeah
We are family
Get up everybody and sing, whoaa, yeah
We are family, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I got all my sisters with me, yeah yeah
We are family
Get up everybody and sing,
(here we go)

We are family
(Are you gonna sing it)
I got all my sisters with me
We are family,
(come on everybody)
Get up everybody and sing, wow, yeah

We are family, wow
I got all my sisters with me, yeah
We are family
Get up everybody and sing, yeah yeah yeah
We are family, wow
Sing it to me
I got all my sisters with me, wow

We are family, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Get up everybody and sing, wow
We are family, wow, I got all my sister with me
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
We are family
Get up everybody and sing
We are family






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 1:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Friends and Lovers

What would you say if I told you
I've always wanted to hold you?
I don't know what we're afraid of
Nothing would change if we made love

CHORUS
'cause I'll be your friend
And I'll be your lover
Well, I know in our hearts we agree
We don't have to be one or the other

Yes, it's a chance that we're taking
And somebody's heart may be breaking
But we can't stop what's inside us
Our love for each other will guide us

CHORUS?

I've been through you
And you've been through me
Sometimes a friend is the hardest to see
We always know when it's laid on the line
Nobody else is as easy to find

So I'll be your friend
And I'll be your lover
Well, I know in our heart we agree
We don't have to be one or the other
Other




"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 1:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Ants and Alkey
Sitting in a tree
K - I - S - S - I - N - G.
First comes love.
Then cums Ants.
Then cums Alkey
With Ants in his Pants.





Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 2:08 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Ants and Alkey
Sitting in a tree
K - I - S - S - I - N - G.
First comes love.
Then cums Ants.
Then cums Alkey
With Ants in his Pants.



This might be the funniest thing I've ever read.

But still, *WARN*!





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 2:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01




"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 4:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02


I have way too much time on my hands.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 5:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
hi



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
FirstTime LongTime
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 6:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

hi



I thought Arpikarhu was banned...



At the end of the day or at the end of the party, when everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself. - Layne Staley
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 6:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
hola




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:-P

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:)

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:confused:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-D

4. Mets win World Series!!!

:-D

5. Have Red Sox miss the playoffs yet finish 10 games in front of the Yankees

:)
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-03-2002 @ 8:16 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Trish and Rage, you've both been *warned*!

Be productive in my thread.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.


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