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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 05-09-2002 @ 1:34 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I'd just like to voice my opinions on The Junkyard and all the wondeful things that it has given to us in its short existence. It is the home of everything from hot, steamy masturbation threads to threads telling newbies where to shove their caps lock key. When GD and OT leave us with nothing but heartache and disappointment, The Junkyard steps up and gives us a place to be retarded, funny, mean or outright homosexual. So, I say to you, appreciate all forms of "junk" here, from that little something you found in the trash that you've become so fond of, to the cock that make you orgasm ten times in one night. Appreciate Faceman for being our dump foreman and watching over the trash while we sleep. Remember, one man's junk is another man's fantasy...I mean treasure.

Say it loud.
Say it proud.
I am obsessed with junk!





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
It was LARGE, I swear.
Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 3:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
yes ladis and gentlemen....you see it here first...Irish Alkey truly appreciates the "JUNK"

INSERT YOUR OWN JOKES....heh heh heh

Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
Beware my posts....I might be banned again!
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 3:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Now serving gay joke #234234215123513251235235


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 4:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
he expects us to talk about (our) junk. what a suprise! :eek:



Email
- AIM:lentnycGO TO LENTSITE.COM MOTHERBITCHES!!!

Sir Okonkwo
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 4:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I miss Fight Club.



Metal / Wrestling / Baseball
Ninja / pr0n
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 8:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Mine is not "junk". Mine is valuable. That's why it's called "jewels".




Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 9:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01


silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 9:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Gimme a J
Gimme a U
Gimme a N
Gimme a K

What does that spell?

JUNK
JUNK
JUNK





Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 05-09-2002 @ 9:44 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
there arent any fights anymore


HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 10:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

there arent any fights anymore
Alkey and Silera fight over my junk.

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 11:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01


HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 12:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01



"Because we don't know when we will die, We get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood? An afternoon that’s so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it. Perhaps four or five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless." -Brandon Lee





This message was edited by HyBriD on 5-9-02 @ 12:46 PM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 12:48 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, and I swear it was this big

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 12:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01



"Because we don't know when we will die, We get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood? An afternoon that’s so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it. Perhaps four or five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless." -Brandon Lee

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 2:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Is this another one of those "show me your dick" threads? Hey, if I won't show it to a naughty nighty contestant I sure as well won't show it to Alkey.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 3:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I am obsessed with junk!





this time you did it to yourself.

but i'll play along

I LOVE JUNK! IT'S SO MUCH FUN TO PLAY WITH!



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-09-2002 @ 5:37 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

if I won't show it to a naughty nighty contestant I sure as well won't show it to Alkey.



How about a description?





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
It was LARGE, I swear.
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 6:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01



Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 6:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
lmao. nice one dig.


"Because we don't know when we will die, We get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood? An afternoon that’s so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it. Perhaps four or five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless." -Brandon Lee

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 6:19 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I'm on a mission to have photoshop removed from every home in America.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
It was LARGE, I swear.
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 6:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Shit. I was hoping to get at least *warned* for that.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 6:48 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
*warn*





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
It was LARGE, I swear.
Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 7:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02


E-mail Living Legend


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 7:45 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
It was LARGE, I swear.
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 7:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
If you fuck him you get to meet Kid Rock. Waddle doodle.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!



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