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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: My pathetic attempt to get Alkey to 5000 posts | ||||
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| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 12:46 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01  | Do it, baby, do it. | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 12:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Why? Am I close or something? 
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| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 12:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | that's some serious whoring. | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 12:53 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I remember when I had more posts than Alkey. Good old days. You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done? | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 12:55 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | I don't remember anything. :( Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? I'm as real as cancer. | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 12:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | how many bottles left on the wall? | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 12:58 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | There's no bottles left, only shattered dreams and painful memories.
This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 5-28-02 @ 1:07 AM | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 1:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | I remember when Alkey first joined the board. His first post was a thread entitled "Fuck you to my dick". I knew right away that he was special. Share your favorite Alkey memories here. Let's make this thread a shining example of our immense love for our drunk Irish pal. Show the love, people. | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 1:05 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 1:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | ROB | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 1:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | VAN | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 1:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | i think alkey & one of my friends were seperated at birth. | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 1:07 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | DAM | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 1:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Drusilla, you fucked up Hybrid's memory!quote: A thread like this makes me happy some older members have chosen to stop posting!
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| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 1:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: shut up newbie You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done? | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 1:10 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | I remember that time that Alkey posted: I see London, I see France, I see Spit's Table. Oh, wait. That wasn't here. I'll move along now. Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? I'm as real as cancer. | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 1:23 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | well, he shoudl have remembered faster. | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 1:36 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: This isn't really "pathetic", per se, so much as it sounds like a desperate cry for affection. We're here for you, Ants. We all understand Alkey is a massive whore, spreading his love everywhere, and may not always have time for you. It's something you will just have to live with. Now, stop your crying, bitch LOL.  I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night... | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 1:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:  | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 1:42 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Brain, quit flirting with Ants by way of your invisible skills and start thinking about what it is you love most about me! I expect no less than 5 pages, type-written, on my desk in the morning.
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| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 1:55 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 2:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Expect even less.
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| The Brain | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 2:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: I would tell you to "kiss my ass" right now, but you would probably like that too much, ya bum. Is there a "Cliff's Notes" on this I can borrow from someone? I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night... | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 2:07 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | I wouldn't recommend asking Cliff. My relationship with him ended on a sour note. Ask Steve. He and I are still friends.
This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 5-28-02 @ 2:10 AM | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 05-28-2002 @ 2:15 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Pilot: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it. Prosecutor: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew? Pilot: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces. Prosecutor: Andy went to pieces? Pilot: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued. Prosecutor: Howie came unglued? Pilot: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued. Prosecutor: And he bailed out? Pilot: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle. Prosecutor: Then Howie survived? Pilot: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day. Prosecutor: Over Macho Grande? Pilot: No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande. | ||||
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