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Beans Malone
posted on 06-22-2002 @ 8:55 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
Looking forward to the day when tattoos become a "fashion don't" and all the fuckwits who got them realize how stupid they were.
And with that i'm going to bed
goodnite:rolleyes:


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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 06-22-2002 @ 9:11 AM      
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Yes, please go to bed.

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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 06-22-2002 @ 12:14 PM      
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quote:
Tattoos are for criminals
Check.
quote:
and hookers
Check.

Thank you.



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One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 06-22-2002 @ 12:24 PM      
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im not either :(


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P Licking Ass F'er
posted on 06-22-2002 @ 1:30 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I bet you really want one but you are to scared to get one.

That or your mommy won't let you have one.

Yes, I have a few tattoos myself. I am not a prostitue, although I could see myself selling my junk to little old ladies. I am not a criminal, however, if comitting cunnilingus on granny is a crime than lock me up. :-p

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JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 06-22-2002 @ 1:39 PM      
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So, if I had a tattoo, I'd get paid for it???

That's what I've been doing wrong!



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mikehern
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posted on 06-22-2002 @ 1:43 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
I must agree. Now give me your wallet sailor.





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One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 06-22-2002 @ 4:12 PM      
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quote:
So, if I had a tattoo, I'd get paid for it???

no, i have a tat and i still dont get paid for it


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Norton's Victim
posted on 06-22-2002 @ 4:17 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
So something happened to you last night that made you hate tattoos. I bet your molseting father has one doesn't he? I wish they didn't pass those new laws that made it illegal to give people like you the death penalty.



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
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Beans Malone
posted on 06-22-2002 @ 6:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02

quote:
So something happened to you last night that made you hate tattoos. I bet your molseting father has one doesn't he?

NO COMMENT!



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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 06-22-2002 @ 6:57 PM      
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quote:
i have a tat and i still dont get paid for it
Um... don't you have to be doing it to get paid for it? :rolleyes:



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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 06-22-2002 @ 7:52 PM      
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quote:
Tattoos are for criminals and hookers
I have that tatooed on my arm.


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Lent
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Do you have a basketball in your car?		posted on 06-22-2002 @ 8:07 PM      
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The only tats people shouldnt be getting are chinese symbols. Who knows? They could say in chinese "i molest children" with you knowing it.



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Norton's Victim
posted on 06-22-2002 @ 8:39 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
The only tats people shouldnt be getting are chinese symbols. Who knows? They could say in chinese "i molest children" with you knowing it.

I knew it said that. Thank You very much.



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961
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Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit		posted on 06-22-2002 @ 9:17 PM      
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Damn you barch. Once in a while I think of a zinger. Oh well, what's good for the goose is good for the gander, HAHA!




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WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.		posted on 06-23-2002 @ 3:26 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I don't see myself getting a tattoo anytime soon but I think they're pretty sexy on guys. Makes them look bad-ass ;)

Beans Malone
posted on 06-23-2002 @ 7:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Add Gay to criminals and hookers..

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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!		posted on 06-23-2002 @ 10:36 AM      
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quote:
Tattoos are for criminals and hookers


You abso-fuckin-lutly right. I am the man your mothers warned you about.

Not only do I have $1000's of tats, I also have a rap sheet a mile long, and I sell my ass on the corner, for a $1.50 and a smoke. :rolleyes:

You really are just a fuck nut arent you?



BigStupid
I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.		posted on 06-23-2002 @ 11:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Tattoos and retards such as yourself have been around for thousands of years and will be around for thousands more. Unfortunately we cannot rid the earth of both. Today I cast my vote. Tattoos stay, retards go. Bye-Bye.
WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.		posted on 06-23-2002 @ 11:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Wouldn't the world be a better place if we didn't assume? ;)

BigStupid
I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.		posted on 06-23-2002 @ 11:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
No. Assumptions are mental triggers that alert us to things good or bad that have happened to us or others in the past. With that being said I assume that you are a terrorist. A whore terrorist covered in shitty prison tats.
AlterEgoManiac
posted on 06-23-2002 @ 12:12 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
I want to get a tattoo, but I can't get one until after I leave the Army. Can't have any specific identifying marks. That means they're gonna have to laser away this really nice scar on my right foot.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

All right, children. Let's all point and laugh.


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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 4:46 PM      
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quote:
So something happened to you last night that made you hate tattoos. I bet your molseting father has one doesn't he?

Does he have a blue star tattooed on his stomach?


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