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Beans Malone
posted on 06-23-2002 @ 8:15 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
Anyone tried Calvin Klein Obsession. I need something... with the hot weather here I'm having a tough time handling the urine and sperm smell that seems to linger on me..




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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 9:16 AM      
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Soap and hot water followed by clean clothes works sometimes. Although this has to be repeated often as much as daily.





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Beans Malone
posted on 06-23-2002 @ 10:04 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
Daily?


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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 3:40 PM      
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Try tuna oil, that should eliminate the pesky cat piss oder that wafts in the air around you.


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Beans Malone
posted on 06-23-2002 @ 4:44 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

should eliminate the pesky cat piss oder that wafts in the air around you



Cat piss I wish....


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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 5:29 PM      
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Oder... just like the fucking river. ODOR... I stink!


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I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

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The Brain
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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 6:03 PM      
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quote:

Oder... just like the fucking river. ODOR... I stink!

You know, as the owner and one of the designers of this Board, you could've just used this fancy lil' doohickie: , and then hidden the "This message was edited by..." text, just like this, and no one would have been the wiser. Sheesh. :rolleyes: :-p :rolleyes:

EDIT: See how easy it is?

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 6-23-02 @ 6:06 PM
Lent
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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 7:16 PM      
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quote:

I stink I need a good Cologne



Take a shower.....now. :)

If you do need a scent, try "Moves" by Adidas or "Tommy". Dont put too much. That's what we call the "puerto rican shower"!



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Beans Malone
posted on 06-23-2002 @ 7:23 PM      
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Lent it's calling for rain on wednesday so i'm going to try and hold out...


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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 7:31 PM      
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Nothing to see here, just some scrolling text...


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posted on 06-23-2002 @ 9:49 PM      
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Beans, fear not, there's a man who can help you. His name is IrishAlkey. He wears a lot of cologne. Seek him. He will show you the way. Go now, my child. Good luck.



Thank you Austin!
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-23-2002 @ 9:54 PM      
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quote:

That's what we call the "puerto rican shower"!

I thought the "Puerto Rican shower" involved busting open a fire hydrant and trying to run through the water enough times before the cops came to close the hydrant off again.

You learn something new every day.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Drusilla
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Hey, smell my head!
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 1:44 AM      
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quote:

Beans, fear not, there's a man who can help you. His name is IrishAlkey. He wears a lot of cologne. Seek him. He will show you the way. Go now, my child. Good luck.



ha ha, i was just gonna say ask alkey cause he always smells so good.



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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 6:39 AM      
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I fucking smell good.

Oddly enough, I take Puertorican showers but ended up with a Dominican.






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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 7:26 AM      
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quote:

Oddly enough, I take Puertorican showers but ended up with a Dominican.
And he gives her Irish showers.



Thank you Austin!
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posted on 06-27-2002 @ 5:10 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
I heard monkey feces washed off with whale sperm does the trick.

silera
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posted on 06-27-2002 @ 8:43 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

I stink I need a good Cologne


You'd still stink after bathing in it, washing your clothes with it, pouring it on your body, and even ingesting it.



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This message was edited by silera on 6-27-02 @ 10:03 PM
Rev. Impactplayer
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 11:33 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 02
quote:

I thought the "Puerto Rican shower" involved busting open a fire hydrant and trying to run through the water enough times before the cops came to close the hydrant off again.




Hey, the water is vetty cold.

if you smell, try either cool water or candies for men.

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posted on 06-28-2002 @ 3:46 PM      
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BEANS! i'm ashamed of you!What did i say about doing that in public!




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posted on 06-28-2002 @ 5:09 PM      
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nautica cologne is good. i've used both kinds of that, and the adidas one.




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posted on 06-28-2002 @ 6:41 PM      
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quote:

That's what we call the "puerto rican shower"!




If drakkar is used it is called the italian shower

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posted on 06-28-2002 @ 6:53 PM      
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Back to the original question, yeah, I use Obsession. Pretty good. Drives my girlfriend nutty. "What aren't you telling me about this cologne and your past" nutty.

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posted on 06-28-2002 @ 8:10 PM      
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ahhhhhh, nautica.

trust me hybrid, you better stay far away from me with that stuff.



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 06-29-2002 @ 12:01 AM      
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:(




FUCK YOU ALL. DIE.


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