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Posted By | Discussion Topic: I stink I need a good Cologne | ||||
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Beans Malone | posted on 06-23-2002 @ 8:15 AM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Anyone tried Calvin Klein Obsession. I need something... with the hot weather here I'm having a tough time handling the urine and sperm smell that seems to linger on me.. | ||||
mikehern | posted on 06-23-2002 @ 9:16 AM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 02 | Soap and hot water followed by clean clothes works sometimes. Although this has to be repeated often as much as daily. | ||||
Beans Malone | posted on 06-23-2002 @ 10:04 AM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Daily? | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 06-23-2002 @ 3:40 PM | ||||
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | Try tuna oil, that should eliminate the pesky cat piss oder that wafts in the air around you. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit | ||||
Beans Malone | posted on 06-23-2002 @ 4:44 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | quote: Cat piss I wish.... | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 06-23-2002 @ 5:29 PM | ||||
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | Oder... just like the fucking river. ODOR... I stink! I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit | ||||
The Brain | posted on 06-23-2002 @ 6:03 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: You know, as the owner and one of the designers of this Board, you could've just used this fancy lil' doohickie: , and then hidden the "This message was edited by..." text, just like this, and no one would have been the wiser. Sheesh. :rolleyes: :-p :rolleyes: EDIT: See how easy it is? I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night... This message was edited by The Brain on 6-23-02 @ 6:06 PM | ||||
Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 06-23-2002 @ 7:16 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | quote: Take a shower.....now. :) If you do need a scent, try "Moves" by Adidas or "Tommy". Dont put too much. That's what we call the "puerto rican shower"! - AIM:lentnyc | ||||
Beans Malone | posted on 06-23-2002 @ 7:23 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Lent it's calling for rain on wednesday so i'm going to try and hold out... | ||||
goatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 06-23-2002 @ 7:31 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.
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Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 06-23-2002 @ 9:49 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Beans, fear not, there's a man who can help you. His name is IrishAlkey. He wears a lot of cologne. Seek him. He will show you the way. Go now, my child. Good luck. Thank you Austin! | ||||
The Brain | posted on 06-23-2002 @ 9:54 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: I thought the "Puerto Rican shower" involved busting open a fire hydrant and trying to run through the water enough times before the cops came to close the hydrant off again. You learn something new every day. I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night... | ||||
Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head! | posted on 06-24-2002 @ 1:44 AM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: ha ha, i was just gonna say ask alkey cause he always smells so good. | ||||
IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 06-24-2002 @ 6:39 AM | ||||
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | I fucking smell good. Oddly enough, I take Puertorican showers but ended up with a Dominican.
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Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 06-24-2002 @ 7:26 AM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:And he gives her Irish showers. Thank you Austin! | ||||
Tussle King I swear it was this big | posted on 06-27-2002 @ 5:10 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: May. 02 | I heard monkey feces washed off with whale sperm does the trick. | ||||
silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 06-27-2002 @ 8:43 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | quote: You'd still stink after bathing in it, washing your clothes with it, pouring it on your body, and even ingesting it. Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? I'm as real as cancer. This message was edited by silera on 6-27-02 @ 10:03 PM | ||||
Rev. Impactplayer | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 11:33 AM | ||||
Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 02 | quote: Hey, the water is vetty cold. if you smell, try either cool water or candies for men. | ||||
Tallguy 22 Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!! | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 3:46 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02 | BEANS! i'm ashamed of you!What did i say about doing that in public! | ||||
HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 5:09 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | nautica cologne is good. i've used both kinds of that, and the adidas one. EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! AHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!1 | ||||
TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 6:41 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: If drakkar is used it is called the italian shower Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!! HA HA Rangers and Knicks FAGS!! NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!111 GO NETS!! | ||||
PlasticMan G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 6:53 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Back to the original question, yeah, I use Obsession. Pretty good. Drives my girlfriend nutty. "What aren't you telling me about this cologne and your past" nutty. AIM | E-mail | ||||
Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head! | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 8:10 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | ahhhhhh, nautica. trust me hybrid, you better stay far away from me with that stuff. | ||||
HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 06-29-2002 @ 12:01 AM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | :( FUCK YOU ALL. DIE. | ||||
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