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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 9:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:
Pink Bikini & Heels
Beth has a thing for modelling bikinis and high heels in her living room.
And I have a thing for sticking my cock in such broads.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 10:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Yep. That's right. Dry cock. Right in the ass. Comment?


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 10:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
I'm serious now. No foolin. I'd lick her ass at her family's picnic. Right in front of her father. I'd have two fingers up her ass as I passed the mustard to her mother.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

MadMickwop
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 10:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
Who doesn't want to fuck Beth! Great ass, nice tits and I bet she sucks a good mule too!

I hear she likes to drink mule juice by the gallon!

You hear me?!?





"God made man. Sam Colt made man equal."
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 10:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
I hear ya! Let's all fuck Beth!!

WACKBAG!
WACKBAG!
MULE JUICE!
PINCH THE HELMET!
MULE JUICE!
PINCH THE HELMET!


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Freddy's Ghost
I'm not fooling anyone. I'm not as smart as Fast Freddy.		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 11:05 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 02
Dice, who is this Beth you speak of?

:)

I dont want any trouble, I am a simple man with little purpose.
MadMickwop
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 11:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
[dice]She's the fiflty whore on the banner![/dice]



"God made man. Sam Colt made man equal."
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 11:19 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
this topic scares me



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we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE - We rule by fear!!!!
crx girl
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ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 11:57 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
I'd have two fingers up her ass as I passed the mustard to her mother.
hmm, so that's how people's asses and fingers get to smelling like mustard



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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 10:05 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Who doesn't want to fuck Beth!

I dont.


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

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DonWest
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 8:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
She has a messed up face, but if you get passed that I guess I would banger her real hard, but I would not go after her and beg for it.




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