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BARRY MANILOW
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 11:12 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
O.K. Slackers...

Time to take it "Under the Sea"


spitfire421
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 11:43 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00


I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.


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IGNORANCE IS TYPICAL
Rog2K
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 12:21 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
::Hears soemone calling out for slackers & opens door::
huh?


"The ass-f's need to be crushed."-Buttmunch
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 12:30 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
:sucker punches Rog in slow motion:

Rog2K
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 12:32 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
::floats backwards from kidney punch::
::forgets we're under water & tries to say, "thanks, dick!", but only manages to inhales sea water::
::Drowns::

glub...glub...


"The ass-f's need to be crushed."-Buttmunch
Metalfan
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 1:17 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hmmmm, why don't we tie heavy weights around Barry, throw him overboard and watch him fight for air......I'd pay to watch that :)

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Rog2K
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 1:19 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I'm a little upset. I've been floating dead down here for almost an hour & no one's tried to save me yet. Geez, can ya feel the love on this message board?


"The ass-f's need to be crushed."-Buttmunch
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
:Ref comes in...Awards the winner of the fight to Maynard. Takes Rog2k to shore. Dives back in and kicks his flipper into Metal's ballies.:


Jon Benet Norton
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posted on 04-10-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I wanna challenge the winner. ::::Eye gouge to Maynard but then realizes Maynard has goggles on:::


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 2:20 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
:Pulls out Jon Benet's air hose and sticks the end of it on my dick and pees in it:

BARRY MANILOW
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 2:41 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
GAME ON!
:The Ref circles the 2 fighters....gags abit after Maynard's move:


Rog2K
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 3:00 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
::Kicks open door::
I'm BACK!

::looks around for sucker punches::

::Colors in Maynard's mask with a black marker then pokes him incesently with a stick::


"The ass-f's need to be crushed."-Buttmunch
Opie696
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Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 5:37 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
::comes on to scene in dingy and drops flash gernade into water::

::paddles away hoping they dont realize it was him::


"I shoot people that don't get it."
Sephiroth
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 5:59 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
:::Swinms after Opie696 and catches him:::

:::Breaks off and Swings peice of Fire Coral:::

:::Slices Opie696's air hose and laughs uncontrollably:::



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HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 6:08 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::Sits on the dock in a lounge chair drinking a corona, watching the monkeys wrestle in the water::


[fuck sig pics]I'm fucking sick of the hassle[/fuck sig pics]

"My life is miserable so FUCK YOU!!!"




Opie696
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posted on 04-10-2001 @ 6:11 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
::Swims to surface and decides to come back later when he can breathe ::
Dam u seph that was my last air hose... ill think of somthin.


"I shoot people that don't get it."
jewdown
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 6:14 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
::Floating by in innertube, smoking a joint. Ties up to dock, asks Hummer for a Corona::

Opie696
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posted on 04-10-2001 @ 6:17 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
::free dives down to Seph takes his weight belt off and laughs as Seph floats to surface::

Lets take this on land!!


"I shoot people that don't get it."
Sephiroth
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 6:32 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
:::Gets up to the Air:::

:::Dives back underneath Opie696:::

:::Ties a sack of Rocks to his feet:::

:::Laughs hysterically as Opie696 sinks to his Death:::



"In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!"
"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth

"Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos
Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182
Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters
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HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 6:33 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::Pops top, inserts lime, and throws corona to jewdown.. grabs a couple fishing poles::


[fuck sig pics]I'm fucking sick of the hassle[/fuck sig pics]

"My life is miserable so FUCK YOU!!!"




bluetarp
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 7:06 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Did I hear a call for underwater fighting? Eh? Is that permission to unleash? Come on, someone say the word! ITS A WATER FIGHT! I MUST UNLEASH!


Some people think I'm a psycho, everybody else knows it!

This message was edited by bluetarp on 4-10-01 @ 7:09 PM
HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 7:10 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::Looks to his left to see 2 (TWO!) enormous chicks floating toward bluetarp::
::wonders if bluetarp will actually be silly enough to snap a picture and post it here::


[fuck sig pics]I'm fucking sick of the hassle[/fuck sig pics]

"My life is miserable so FUCK YOU!!!"




bluetarp
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 7:19 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
::Suddenly a hideously fat chick bellyflops on Hummerlovin, breaking his back, and squirting his innerds to outerds.


Some people think I'm a psycho, everybody else knows it!
jewdown
posted on 04-10-2001 @ 7:40 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Thanks for the Corona Hummer.

::Notices Tarp and his school of ungodly obese mammoths swimming towards fight. Grabs a few of Hummer's remaining Coronas, unties from dock and drifts away from the carnage::

Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
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posted on 04-10-2001 @ 7:40 PM      
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**pushes fat chick to Bluetarp, she scrambles, and wraps her jelly fish like thighs around Bluetarps face, he goes down to his death with his last thought of, why did i post those pics, Kingpin throws a shit filled ballon at Jewdown and hummerlovin,swims away quickly**



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