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Kid Afrika
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 8:34 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Kid...your a fucking cocksucker....die. and i dare you to say something to me..i fucking dare you you son of a bitch cause i will fucking hurt you.

Big words for a little crybaby. You have no clue what "your" up against. I'm not some 17 year-old snot-nosed kid like yourself. I'm a man, a man who would gladly kick the shit out of you, if I was a violent person. But, I'm not, so I'll do it here with words instead.

FUCK YOU UNICORN!!! I have just as much right to talk shit on this board, as you do to cry your pathetic heart out. When you are done feeling sorry for yourself maybe you can answer this post. Oh, and another thing, keep the shit to one thread. You can hate me, that's fine, but don't go around defiling other threads by talking shit about me in them.


Don't hate me, hate the money I see, clothes that I buy
Ice that I wear, clothes that I try, close your eyes
Picture me rollin, sixes, money foldin
Bitches honies that swollen to riches, Kid gets in ya



Grumpy
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posted on 07-26-2001 @ 9:24 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
::walks into the room::
::pulls up a chair::
::cracks open the keg, does one keg stand (without help) and sits down::

This should be fun! I say the skullcrusher puts up a good fight. I'll give 8-1 odds on Unish...I mean Unicron... :)


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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 9:43 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Well only after meeting both of these guys I am going to give the breakdown here.

Here is the tale of the tape:
Height
Uni - 6'4
Kid - 6'1

Weight(estimated)
Uni - 310lbs
Kid - 250lbs

Reach
Uni - 76"
Kid - 73"

After careful consideration & reviewing post style & knowlegde of the FC forum I am going to give Uni a slight advantage in this bout.

Not much just the odds are 7-1 for Unicron.

Any gamblers here????


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Drunken GW
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posted on 07-26-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Pulls up a seat next to Grump

I'll take Uni. Give me a 10 timer. Are you collecting vigs on losses too?



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I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

King f-tard
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 10:05 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I'll take 50 on Kid, I like his style, plus theres always the race card he can (and Prob. will) pull out :).

Kid, I'm pulling for you.

And I think that Kid is taller than 6'1", isnt he?




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TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 10:07 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Based on stereotypes, Kid might use weapons. However from some previous posts I have seen Unicron is one fucked up in the head person.

I got $10 on Kid in a slobberknocker.





Black Lazerus
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 10:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
::pulls up chair next to grumpy::
::pulls out boot flask and milkduds::
::places 50 doller bet on Kid::
::Hint grab him by the neck Kid::
::looks around for the BBQ::

"The revolution will not be Boardavised"!!



6:00am another chick in the house,
6:15 another chick kicked her out ,
Spent one minute trying to dig her out,
the other 14 tried put it in her mouth.

Kid Afrika
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 10:11 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
6'3", 280lbs, filled with black rage ;)

Physical size will have no bearing on this match of wits. Ask grumpy, he's sent a few people back to the bench in this forum, and he has to jump just to hit the handle to flush the toilet.


Don't hate me, hate the money I see, clothes that I buy
Ice that I wear, clothes that I try, close your eyes
Picture me rollin, sixes, money foldin
Bitches honies that swollen to riches, Kid gets in ya



Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 10:12 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Yes I will be collecting vigs on the losses GW.

You guys are all set.

Uni a little slow getting here but I think he will make it.


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Snoteater
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 10:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Alway bet on Black.



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Grumpy
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posted on 07-26-2001 @ 10:18 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

he has to jump just to hit the handle to flush the toilet.


LMMFAO -

I got an extended handle put on the flusher. I got tired of hitting my head on the toilet seat as I came back down.

As a side note, you should see some the stuff stuck on the bottom of toilet seats. You homos need to change your diets. Whatever you'r eating isnt working.......


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I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 10:33 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Looks like the odds say Kid is the favorite.

Kid 1-3 odds as favorite
Uni 5-1 odds as the dog

Odds compliments of Harrahs in Vegas.:)



Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

King f-tard
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 12:11 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
50 bucks says Uni goes for his finishing move, the skullcrusher, within 10 posts.




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Nothing to see here - move along. And by the way, OJ did it.
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TheGooch
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posted on 07-26-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
kids...(sigh)

EVRYBODY SING ALONG:

"Ebony and Ivory...together in perfect harmony..."




Kid Afrika
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 12:38 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
"Bah! >)"

This is fight club, it's here for fighting. Take your lovey dovey mod shit back to the other forums. I heard they are serving donuts in off topic.


Don't hate me, hate the money I see, clothes that I buy
Ice that I wear, clothes that I try, close your eyes
Picture me rollin, sixes, money foldin
Bitches honies that swollen to riches, Kid gets in ya



MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I got $18.50 on k1d. He's bound to pull the race card in this one. Uni may win in a real fight, but I think k1d may be able to outwit him here. And if all else fails, he can always close his eyes and hide in the shadows. Waddle doodle.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island

King f-tard
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 2:28 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
As long as he doesnt smile :)




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Nothing to see here - move along. And by the way, OJ did it.
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems

PatCooper
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

6'3", 280lbs, filled with black rage


Filled with black rage?Why is that Black men have black rage and us white folk dont have "White Rage".Your skin color gives you the right to rage?I always thought anger was universal.It doesnt know color.Just something to think about



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Twisted_GL
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
With a name like Pat Cooper, you have to be pale ghost white. Am I right?

PatCooper
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 4:27 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I'm whiter than Casper the fucking friendly ghost



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Sloatsburgh
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 5:54 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Uni - 310lbs



Got to be closer to 400lbs.


Remember, Unicron plays hockey. There's a reason why black people don't get on the ice with white hockey players.

:Sits on Grumpy's keg: :pours a pint of Guiness out of thin air:







220, 221, whatever it takes.
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 5:56 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Odds have just changed - there is now a 10-1 that Unicron doesnt even show!!!!!!!


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Grumpy
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posted on 07-26-2001 @ 6:01 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
uuhhmmm....slutburg....that's the keg pump that you just shoved up your ass so easily when you sat down. Would you mind getting us a new keg now seeing that you've seriously violated that one you were sitting on? thank you!




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Sloatsburgh
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 6:17 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
:reaches behind me and grabs the tap hose: :reaches back with the other hand and pumps the tap:

Hey Frump. I have a small ass. I can easily fit on this keg and not contaminate the contents.

:Pours another pint of beer from thin air:
:Makes the room rain with Milk Duds:
:Throws Lazerus a plate with a 15oz. tenderloin, cooked medium-rare:

Doesn't look like Uni's gonna show.....







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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 10:00 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Haven't you guys seen the Great White Hope? White guy always loses.



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