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diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 02-06-2002 @ 9:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	I got this in an email. I wonder if it's true. No, not really. But maybe you do. quote: Subject: stock boy and cashier In a supermarket, Kurtis the stock boy, was busily working when a newvoice came over the asking for a carryout at check register 4. As he approached the check-out stand, a smile caught his eye; the new checkout girl was beautiful. She was an older woman (maybe 26; he was only 22). Later that day, after his shift was over, he waited by the punch clock to find out her name. She came into the break room, smiled softly at him, took her card and punched out, then left. He looked at her card: Brenda. Next day, he waited outside as she left the supermarket, and offered her a ride home. He looked harmless enough, and she accepted. When he dropped her off, he asked if maybe he could see her again, outside of work. She simply said it wasn't possible. He pressed and and she explained she had two children and she couldn't afford a baby-sitter. He offered to pay for the baby-sitter. Reluctantly she accepted his offer for a date the following Saturday. That Saturday night he arrived at her door only to have her tell him that she was unable to go with him. The baby-sitter had called and canceled. To which Kurtis simply said, "Well, lets take the kids with us." She tried to explain that taking the children was not an option, but he wouldn't take 'no'for an answer. Finally, Brenda, brought him inside to meet her children. She had a cute older daughter. Then Brenda brought out her son, in a wheelchair. He was born a paraplegic, with Down syndrome.Kurtis told Brenda, "I still don't understand why the kids can't come with us." Brenda was amazed. Most men would run away from a woman with two kids,especially if one was disabled. Her prior husband, the father of the kids, had done that. That evening Kurtis and Brenda loaded up the kids and went to dinner and the movies. When her son needed anything, Kurtis took care of him. When he needed to use the rest room, Kurtis picked him up out of his chair . The kids loved Kurtis. At the end of the evening, Brenda knew this was the man she was going to marry and spend the rest of her life with.A year later, they were married and Kurtis adopted both of her children. Since then they have added two more kids. So what happened to the stock boy and check out girl? Mr. & Mrs. Kurt Warner now live in St. Louis, where he playsquarterback for the St. Louis Rams. Kurt won the NFL MVP award this year. Depressingly corny, no? Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

OAAWITE	posted on 02-06-2002 @ 10:19 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	(This user finally stops wondering "Why the fuck did DIG post this stupid fucking story here") Which of these quotes more accurately describes reality... quote: the new checkout girl was beautiful quote: Kurt Warner Cheered On By Wire-Haired Man-Goblin* *Stolen from TheOnion.com

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 02-06-2002 @ 10:40 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	You're a funny guy. Really funny... quote: But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

OAAWITE	posted on 02-06-2002 @ 10:45 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	I'm getting all sorts of shit in my status that I have no fucking idea what the origin is. Regardless. Wirehaired man-goblin has to be one of the funniest lines I've seen in ages. Gotta love The Onion.

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 02-06-2002 @ 10:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	quote: I'm getting all sorts of shit in my status that I have no fucking idea what the origin is Hardly shit. That's classic Pesci. I'd be proud. Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

OAAWITE	posted on 02-06-2002 @ 10:55 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	I didn't mean it was bad, just random. No idea why it's there. This message was edited by OAAWITE on 2-6-02 @ 11:26 PM

MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command	posted on 02-06-2002 @ 11:13 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	omg its from the goodfeathers on animaniacs of course :D See you space cowboy... This message was edited by MrQuotes on 2-6-02 @ 11:14 PM

Angelo from da Bronx	posted on 02-06-2002 @ 11:38 PM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00	What? You mean aged beyond their years white haired ladies with kids isn't what guys look for? -------------------------- E-Mail me HERE AIM ME AT : OA AfdB

JimboSHU my status is extremely accurate.	posted on 02-06-2002 @ 11:43 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Kurt Warner Cheered On By Wire-Haired Man-Goblin that has to be the funniest thing i've seen all day edit- looking at her pic made me think of that zool character from the first ghostbusters...am i the only one who sees a resemblence I'm too lazy to make a sig. AIM E-mail This message was edited by JimboSHU on 2-6-02 @ 11:57 PM

MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command	posted on 02-07-2002 @ 9:52 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	reminds me more of vigo See you space cowboy...

spe5150	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 9:54 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	That's the first time I've ever had to clean vomit off my keyboard...YUUUCHKH! Well, there was that time I accidentally downloaded that German Schizen video....but I digress....that article was nausiating! [Norton]AWFUL!![/Norton]

Joey1120 SHOW ME MULE!!!!	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 10:49 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	It was extremely corny, but the point is there. It's true that not many men or women would take on such a responsiblity. I don't know, having kids is enough. It takes a hugely compassionate and selfless person to do such a thing. My girlfriend has three children and we were talking once about how hard it has been for her, even though she is quite pretty, to get dates. Instant families are scary. If this is true, it gives me hope that there are some great people in this world. Joey Making this bigger just because:#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest Email Me Thought and Emotion - Here's my web site

Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 2:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	quote: omg its from the goodfeathers on animaniacs of course Wow, that one brings back memories.... I am the darkest stormsâ€¦ I am the ultimate rageâ€¦ I am the bleakest futureâ€¦ I am the man in the shadows!

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-10-2002 @ 12:29 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	goodfeathers rule. who can forget the god pigeon? it can't rain all the time In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up CEBOLLA

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