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Cluster F
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 3:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I couldnt believe this when i read it. This piece of trash is going to be the lead man in a movie about a greenskeeper with golf tools killing teenagers. What a fucking joke this is. I dont hate the guy as much as i used to, mainly cause he left the Braves, but this is still stupid as hell.

Mind you, i will watch the movie because there has been a lack of decent slasher movies for a while. However, i think this will be a comedy more than anything because every time i hear his idiotic voice, i just wanna bust out laughing.


John Rocker to make movie debut as homicidal greenskeeper

February 23, 2002


PORT CHARLOTTE, Fla. (AP) -- John Rocker will be flinging bodies instead of baseballs when he makes his big-screen debut as a homicidal maniac.

The controversial Texas Rangers reliever is playing a slasher-killer in movie called ``The Greenskeeper,'' Rangers spokesman John Blake confirmed Saturday.

The film, produced by Atlanta-based Ghost Man on Third Productions, was shot in October in Senoia and other golf courses in Georgia.

It follows a 20-year-old assistant greenskeeper who gathers friends for a country club birthday party, according to the movie's Web site. A killer dressed as a greenskeeper and armed with golf course tools crashes the party and disposes of naughty teens.

``It's par for the corpse,'' is the hook line on the Web site.

Kevin Greene, one of the film's producers, said they called Rocker after a friend of a friend mentioned he knew the pitcher. Rocker was initially surprised by the offer but became the consummate professional, Greene said, showing up on time and knowing all his lines.

``He has a crazy persona and the character needed a wild streak,'' Greene said.

Rocker's remarks on racial, ethnic and sexual minorities in a magazine article led to his suspension for two weeks in 2000.

Blake said the Rangers have no problem with Rocker's role in the movie.

``I don't think there's a lot of concern,'' he said.

Filmmakers are planning a May premier in Atlanta and are looking for national distributors to avoid the straight-to-video route.

Besides Rocker, the Web site lists other stars as Atlanta radio personality Steve Rickman and ``Playboy'' model Christi Taylor.

On the Net:

http://www.thegreenskeepermovie.com/


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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 4:07 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

John Rocker to make movie debut as homicidal greenskeeper

John Rocker said, "It's spooky." (*ding ding)


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
IAmMighty
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 8:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Marion is married to John Rocker?


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...stuck in the pages so long"-King's X
Delta Sigma Phuk Ups
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 9:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00

Look at the pic of Rocker in today's Daily News, he really is a tool.



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RandomNY
posted on 02-24-2002 @ 2:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Filmmakers are planning a May premier in Atlanta and are looking for national distributors to avoid the straight-to-video route.




If they wanted to avoid going to straight to video they should have dumped the script and came up with a better movie.

I listen to way too much WNEW during the day.
TheLatinJoker
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Homicidal greenskeeper? Nice to know john rocker has finally found his calling. Good for him. I got $20 that carl everett beats rocker's ass, in the texas ranger locker room.

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This message was edited by TheLatinJoker on 2-27-02 @ 11:35 AM



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