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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 12:37 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
After that fiasco I can't even deny it. Botallico is a piece of shit.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
Francine Banger
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 1:12 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Cant argue with you this time Dice.

Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 1:23 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

Botallico is a piece of shit.

HA HA!!




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


PeterDragon
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 10:07 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Ah, but you also have Mesa :-D

MrQuotes
NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Missile Command
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 10:13 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
and mesa gets me mega points on my fantasy team


See you space cowboy...

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 04-17-2002 @ 12:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Yes, they do indeed blow.

Kevin Millar owns the Phillies.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 10:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Well maybe I got it all wrong. Nice little comeback tonight.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
drkn2forget
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 10:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Yeah and mesa got me a save....nice


NYPD NYFD Port Authority

rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 11:31 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Yeah they do suck, you can brag about your Flyers but shit, your baseball team sucks...




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:


1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Mets win World Series!!!

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 11:36 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Yeah they do suck, you can brag about your Flyers but shit, your baseball team sucks...


It's called reverse psychology. The Phillies are thus far undefeated after I started this thread.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 10:19 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Botallico is a piece of shit.




Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS! LET'S GO FLYERS!
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 8:51 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Well you can't stop me from saying the Phillies suck! :-P




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:


1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Mets win World Series!!!

diadelsuerte
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Philly Bluntside Brigade
Formerly diadelsuerte.
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 6:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I hate how the Philly fans lose faith so quickly. I think that they have time to turn it around with 150 GAMES LEFT! I hate how some Philly people are only sometimes fans.. case in point... the Sixers in the finals last year. Although the Sixers were good last year, nobody had faith in them until game 6 or so in the semifinals when it became "ok" to be a Sixers fan. 2 seconds after the end of the semifinals, everyone and their mom ran out to buy Sixers flags, towels, licence plates and iverson endorsed gun holdsters. After the whole city became "the biggest sixer fan", it ruined it for everyone that had followed the team every night since game one. I just for once would like to see some loyalty out of this town...




"Get busy living or get busy dying."
JohnSlack
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 1:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

I hate how the Philly fans lose faith so
quickly. I think that they have time to turn it
around with 150 GAMES LEFT! I hate how
some Philly people are only sometimes fans..
case in point... the Sixers in the finals last
year. Although the Sixers were good last year,
nobody had faith in them until game 6 or so in
the semifinals when it became "ok" to be a
Sixers fan. 2 seconds after the end of the
semifinals, everyone and their mom ran out to
buy Sixers flags, towels, licence plates and
iverson endorsed gun holdsters. After the
whole city became "the biggest sixer fan", it
ruined it for everyone that had followed the
team every night since game one. I just for
once would like to see some loyalty out of this
town...



No fucking shit. Philly is a total fair weather
sports town. I always hear about "what great
fans philly has." Big deal you boo your own
players - YOUR SUPPOSED TO BOO THE
OTHER TEAM.

Why aren't you guys booing McNabb still? I
thought ricky williams was your boy?





"Philly: It's Camden -
with a bell."
- Jim Norton
diadelsuerte
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Philly Bluntside Brigade
Formerly diadelsuerte.
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 7:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:


Why aren't you guys booing McNabb still? I
thought ricky williams was your boy?


I don't necessarily think that the opinions of the "dirty thirty" on Mcnabb exactly match the opinions of the thousands of people that live in the city.





"Pronto llegara el dia de mi suerte"
Current Baseball Statistics: 4/19 vs. William Penn Charter: 0-2, 1 rbi, rain delay. Year to Date: 8-12, 7 bb, 12 rbis, 15 scored.
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 10:20 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
"RICKY LEDEE WITH A LONG DRIVE!!!"

That's five wins in a row. Look out!!!


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

pleasure4me
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 10:59 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
thats 4 back now!!5 in a row!! 6 out of they're last 7!!

quote:

Why aren't you guys booing McNabb still? I
thought ricky williams was your boy?



that was only 30 people booing not the whole city.and they even apologised to mcnabb for it.

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON IT'S LEGS....
Squidward
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 11:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Gotta agree with everything that diadelsuerte posted. There's not enough loyalty around here. This thread should have been called the Botallico sucks thread (which unfortunately, I have to agree with). The Phillies have more than enough time to come back. I'm confident that this current streak is not a fluke, and that April was. BTW, I couldn't help but notice that none of my neighbors had the Sixers logo painted on their lawns, like they did last year during last year's finals.

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 2:12 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Gotta agree with everything that diadelsuerte posted.

He can suck it and so can you. I've said it before and I'll say it again: Philly fans demand the BEST. When we don't get it, we get pissed. Yes, we whine, we boo, we do all those dirty nasty things. We're sports fans with a pulse. That's why we're the best. Meanwhile, what do you do? You whine, you boo, you cry about us and the way we act. Just worry about your own damn team and not Philly fans.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 9:34 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
That's six in a row now. The Wolf looked good out there. Those pinch hitters are really helping the cause. Thank you Tomas Perez.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!


This message was edited by diceisgod on 5-10-02 @ 7:38 PM
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 8:57 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
WOOOOOOO!!!! Glanville just hit an inside the park homerun AND Padilla is working on a no-hitter through 7. What a fucking game so far!!


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Squidward
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 2:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Yo DIG, just to explain myself, I was drunk when I posted that last comment, and in hindsight, I don't really agree with that post. Maybe a bunch of blurry words ran together and made sence at that time. I think I was just bothered by the lack of support for the Sixers during the playoffs this year and the Phillies in general the last couple of years (at least here in the 'burbs anyhow). I meant nothing against Philly fans at all. Philly fans rule. I am one, and my best friends are Philly fans. Absolutely no problem with the way real Philly fans act. We do demand the best,and we should. Believe me, when we don't get it, I'm there booing and whatever right there with you. Diehard fans everywhere do that. I apologize for the way that post came off. Anyway, Padilla rules!

PeterDragon
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 2:11 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
time to top this.
For you Dice :-D


2002 Crack Committee Objectives: (modified version)(You gotta try and believe....)
1.Hate the Braves with PASSION and extreme prejudice
1a. Try and go a week without having to punch a wall in frustration after watching the Mets play
2. 90 Wins and somehow get the Mets into playoffs this year
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year
3a.Have team understand it is OK to get a hit with runners on base.
4. Mets win World Series (after divine intervention)
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 06-28-2002 @ 2:34 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
I predict a "RIP PeterDragon" thread in the near future. :-p

Just pray the Phillies don't finish ahead of the Mets. I will be insufferable and merciless.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!




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