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TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 10:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
And yes, I am a diehard knicks fan.


Fire the entire management. Than contract the Knicks. Trade Mark jackson for toilet paper. Trade Howard Eisley for a 6 pack of beer. Move the entire Nets organization out of the Meadowlands and instead of going to Newark, move into Madison Square garden and rename themselves the NY Knicks.

It might be the only way I see a Knicks championship in my lifetime. :-D

Ferret
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 11:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Trade Mark jackson for toilet paper.



Now that's just ridiculous. Who the hell is going to trade some damn useful toilet paper for a piece of crap like Jackson.




Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

PeterDragon
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 1:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
From ESPN:
Page 2's Ralph Wiley provides the blueprint for repairing the blue and orange. It's going to take more than Yao Ming to fix this unit; keeping Latrell Sprewell and Allan Houston is essential, Wiley maintains. He writes: "OK, Dog. How do we clean up this mess? Right now I sort of feel like Winston "Mr." Wolf, the Harvey Keitel character in "Pulp Fiction." First, get some quilts, sop up all this blood, these brain and skull fragments, then get an attitude adjustment on Spree and Allan. They aren't going anywhere, for two very good reasons. One, we can win with them, and Two, we'd better win with them. Or we're dead. Understand?"
for full article:
How to fix the Knix -- and quix
By Ralph Wiley




2002 Crack Committee Objectives: (You gotta believe....)
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year
2. Hate the Braves with PASSION
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year
4. Mets win World Series
I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 1:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Look at the salaries these guys made. Then look at what they produced this year. Good luck trading these guys away. I would rather have the All-American High School Team than the Knicks.

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