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hammersavage | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 8:40 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Who likes sippin' d's? And no it isn't Piazza so guess again. First... quote: And then... quote: My guess is Brady Anderson even though he just got released. He was in Baltimore and he was just in Cleveland so they are pretty big markets. Anyone want to guess. 2002 Crack Committee Objectives: 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series 5. Have Red Sox finish 10 games infront of the Yankees. Salad Tosser Left Fielder, Center Fielder, and First Baseman **Official Painter of Billboards** "Opie and Anthony: The thinking mans Beavis and Butthead" -Playboy This message was edited by hammersavage on 5-21-02 @ 8:50 PM | ||||
JerseyTeabagger | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 8:55 PM | ||||
Hanger-On Registered: Dec. 00 | Jay Mohr's response of "Roberto Alomar" couldn't have been more nonchalant. for a guy who works at ESPN, I'll trust it. Sam Champion is probably the gay weatherman the gay Met is dating though. | ||||
Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense. | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 9:18 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Gay Marco comment? Master of the Cold.... | ||||
goatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 9:20 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote:Is Gay Marco a BASEBALL PLAYER? You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.
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FoundryMusicJJ G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 9:32 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: And this makes one gay how? Id say Alomar but ya never know. It could be one of the more manlier guys on the team, evern though Alomar just sounds gay, lol. | ||||
NASA | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 9:48 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | I know a lot of fans get sensitive when players on a team they love is accused of swallowing rope, and for that reason I shall not accuse anybody on any team of doing any such thing. But I just thought I'd post an article that ran last year in the New York Post and see what you all thought about it. Piazza Loves Thought of Gonzo at Shea Tom Keegan -- NYPost November 28, 2001 -- LOOK at the Mets' swiss cheese batting order and then look at the pool of free agents and it keeps coming back to one name: Juan Gonzalez. The Mets need power. Gonzalez has it. The Mets need another hitter of Mike Piazza's caliber. Gonzalez fits the description. The Mets need more star power. Again, Juan Gone's got it. "You're preaching to the choir, dude," Mike Piazza said yesterday when all that Gonzalez would bring the Mets was enumerated for him. "I love that guy." Piazza said "I love that guy" eight times in a nine-minute span of Gonzalez. Sure, he would love to have Barry Bonds, too, but the way he talked about Gonzalez it was obvious that in Piazza's mind, Juan's the one. "How awesome would he look in pinstripes?" said Piazza, meaning the Mets' pinstripes. "That big hulking body with his freaking King Kong arms. I love that guy." Piazza tried to play the good soldier. He kept repeating that he is just a player and it's not up to him to put together a roster. He talked about how he understands that finances will make it tough to land a big fish. Then when the name Juan Gonzalez was mentioned, he threw away all that and sounded like a kid standing in line waiting to get his favorite player's autograph. "I love that guy, man, I love that guy," Piazza said again and again. "It's unfortunate he's had some back problems. That's the only thing, but nobody comes without risks. That's just a fact of life." The Mets have too many other holes, especially in the starting rotation, to fill to justify trading their bargaining chips for a slugger when they can get a top-shelf one without parting with anything but money. The Mets have gone to great lengths to reach out to various ethnic groups by having nights in honor of different groups. Sign Gonzalez and every night would be Puerto Rican Pride Night at Shea Stadium. "It's a natural," Piazza said. "He's like a Latin rock star to me. I love that guy. I know I've heard from several sources that he's got his moods and things like that." That's the same sort of nonsense that was said about Piazza before he came to the Mets. "Exactly," Piazza said. "You know what, when you're that good you're going to have some people take some shots at you that may or may not be true. The bottom line is that kind of player can just carry you. "With Al [Leiter] on this team and Johnny [Franco] these guys have a way of making it easy on everybody. And Bobby [Valentine], too. It's a team thing. As great as an individual can be, you have to have a team. I don't think anybody on this team, through good times and bad times, has ever felt they were alone." Piazza got to know Gonzalez a few offseasons ago on a trip to Japan. "I think he's funny," Piazza said. "I think he's a good dude. He's an amazing player. When he's healthy, he absolutely carries a team. He just rakes. He's as good a hitter as anybody in the game. I love that guy." Please note, I am not accusing ANY player of anything, but I'd be a little concerned if someone were saying stuff like this over another man. But Piazza came out today and denied it all so I guess it can't possibly be him. GodBlessAmerica. This message was edited by NASA on 5-21-02 @ 9:53 PM | ||||
Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 10:43 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00 | It's completely unrelated, but I'm convinced Mike Bibby of the Kings is flaming. I think the stat is something like 1 in every 8 men is gay. There's about 750 baseball players in the MLB, meaning there's 94 queers in MLB; or an average of 3 per team. Oh yeah, quote: He's a CATCHER! GET IT!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cluster F | posted on 05-21-2002 @ 10:48 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Also unrelated, Ricky Williams is definitely gay. As to the baseball issue, who the fuck cares if its Piazza or not. If the guy hits .330 and jacks 40 homers, he can suck as much cock as he wants, as long as the Mets will be in the World Series and he performs well. Although if its Ordonez, i think we should hang him and set him on fire. :-D Thanks to Austin for the pic 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series (optional) 5. Have Red Sox finish 10 games in front of the Yankees (optional) Crack Committee Members: Cluster F, Rageparty, Bloody Anus, DiamondDust, JayMohrMassage, HammerSavage, PeterDragon, and 1888RustyTrombone...the force is growing. | ||||
Francine Banger | posted on 05-22-2002 @ 1:53 AM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Geez, just because Piazza has been out to dinner with Alf, does not mean he is gay already. by the way if the gay guy is on the Mets, my money is on Ordonez. | ||||
mikehern | posted on 05-22-2002 @ 6:58 AM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 02 | The Brady Anderson rumor was going around Baltimore while he was there. He hit 50 HRs in 95 then 18,18,24,19, and 8 in the next 5 years. If he isn't gay he may as well be. Montani Semper Liberi This message was edited by mikehern on 5-22-02 @ 8:34 AM | ||||
Hello! Hello! Diamond Dust! Hello! | posted on 05-22-2002 @ 8:10 AM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Alomar's been banging Mary Pierce, the tennis player. So, he might be a desperate heterosexual, but probably not a homosexual. It ain't Piazza. The obvious answer is Ordonez, but I think it's what Met fans WANT to hear as it would explain alot, not sure if it is the truth, though. Jay Payton PLAYS gay. Maybe it's him. Or Mike Bordick. God, a guy who almost made me long for Ordonez has GOT to be a fruit. Tino Martinez' voice always made me think he was gay, but then I think he's married with kids. Same can be said for Barry Bonds and his voice and wife and kids. Brady Anderson has always been a rumor, wouldn't surprise me. Rafael Palmeiro uses Viagra. A guy whose dick puttered out that early in life had to have used it alot, and it can't be from chicks cuz as we all know, no chick agrees to bang that often, so maybe it's him. Of course, he could also have banged alot of chicks one time each, but that's unheard of for a star baseball player, as we all know. Still, his voice pisses me off, so he's gay. What about Keith Hernandez' voice? Sounds like a fudge packer to me, even if he is the greatest defensive 1B of all time. And, of course, can't forget everyone's favorite rumored to be a fag baseball player of all time, Le Grande Faggot, Rusty Staub. I gaurantee there's more than one, though, and they're probably not that famous and/or good. My prediction: Lenny Harris. [Norton] With his meaty body, who wouldn't want to tussle his hair? [/Norton] 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series 5. Hopefully come up with a better name for the Crack Commitee than something the Mad Dog came up with. Come on! | ||||
TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 05-22-2002 @ 8:31 AM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I think it's Al Leiter. :-D | ||||
Syndrummer LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!! | posted on 05-22-2002 @ 11:22 AM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Everyone is tryin to figure out who the ONE gay player is. Isnt it a high probability that there are a few of them in MLB? With that many players across the league, there must be more than 1. EDIT: I vote for Alomar This message was edited by Syndrummer on 5-22-02 @ 11:24 AM | ||||
PeterDragon | posted on 05-22-2002 @ 1:55 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Anderson fit the profile of the original magazine article - a high profile player, not a staron an east coast team. Except for people ragging on Piazza, I don't know why they picked on him - he doesn't fit the "not a star" profile. 2002 Crack Committee Objectives: (You gotta believe....) 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with PASSION 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 3a.Have team not finish below 10th in team hitting 4. Mets win World Series | ||||
Ferret | posted on 05-22-2002 @ 2:16 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | God damn, that story on Juan Gonzalez if frightening taking it out of context.quote: We should think about doing that anyway. Finally: Hanging out with Alf doesn't mean your gay, its all the time he spends with Terry Bradshaw that gets you wondering... | ||||
Cluster F | posted on 05-22-2002 @ 7:06 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Damn, can sportscenter PLEASE not interview 2 different gossip columnists on their show? Nobody fucking cares if hes a homo or not. And i really hope that Mike Piazza "fans" dont turn their back on him now that this issue has come up, cause he doesnt deserve that. BTW, Crack Committee members and other Mets fans...new opitonal objective for my #5 objective. Thanks to Austin for the pic 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series 5. Root for and support Mike Piazza, regardless of his sexual preference Crack Committee Members: Cluster F, Rageparty, Bloody Anus, DiamondDust, JayMohrMassage, HammerSavage, PeterDragon, and 1888RustyTrombone...the force is growing. | ||||
OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA | posted on 05-22-2002 @ 7:32 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | A better question is who gives a flying fuck! It's pretty sad when shit like this is considered newsworthy. Don't make me angry. | ||||
krahzee | posted on 05-22-2002 @ 8:44 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | quote: Max Wright: Willie on Alf was actually caught on tape smoking crack and having gay sex afterwords with two guys. | ||||
rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend. | posted on 05-22-2002 @ 9:34 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Now that was gay! Oh well, he's a good baseball player, so ya can't take that away from him.... quote: LOL, nice objective Cluster. | ||||
PeterDragon | posted on 05-22-2002 @ 11:58 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | CF, No offense, but even though I'll root for Piazza I'm not going to add that for #5. It's just too gay. ;) 2002 Crack Committee Objectives: (You gotta believe....) 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with PASSION 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 3a.Have team not finish below 10th in team hitting 3b. Learn how to run the bases 4. Mets win World Series | ||||
Hello! Hello! Diamond Dust! Hello! | posted on 05-23-2002 @ 10:05 AM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | I got you one better, Cluster F :-D 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series 5. Boo that piece of shit Rey Ordonez, regardless of his sexuality and/or deadbeat dad status. | ||||
JohnSlack | posted on 05-24-2002 @ 12:39 AM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | It seems the story has hit spanish tv as well.... "Philly: It's Camden - with a bell." - Jim Norton | ||||
Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 05-24-2002 @ 12:45 AM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | quote: I agree. Is it too late to join the committee? - AIM:lentnyc | ||||
Cluster F | posted on 05-24-2002 @ 1:01 AM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: No its not. And if you decide to join, welcome aboard Lent. You would be another great addition to the Committee. Just copy and paste the objectives to your sig. BTW, JohnSlack, i have to admit, that made me laugh a little bit, but youre still a jackass for making fun of him. ;) Thanks to Austin for the pic 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series 5. Root for and support Mike Piazza, regardless of his sexual preference Crack Committee Members: Cluster F, Rageparty, Bloody Anus, DiamondDust, JayMohrMassage, HammerSavage, PeterDragon, and 1888RustyTrombone...the force is growing. | ||||
JohnSlack
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Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | CF, I was flipping through the channels last night and saw that on the spanish station, and I just couldn't help it. :-D "Philly: It's Camden - with a bell." - Jim Norton | ||||
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