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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: John Starks gets a nut sawed off!!! | ||||
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| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 10:30 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00  | Utah guard John Starks underwent surgery on Tuesday to remove a testicle and is questionable for Game 3 against the Mavericks, a Jazz spokesman said. The surgery was related to inflamation in the area, a team spokesman said. It had nothing to do with an infection or cancer. Starks is probable for Game 4, which might not even be needed. The Jazz, up 2-0 in the first-round best-of-five series after a 109-98 victory Tuesday night, go for the sweep on Saturday in Dallas. Jazz vice president Kevin O'Connor told the Salt Lake Tribune that the procedure was unrelated to abdominal pain that put Starks in the hospital overnight earlier this week. Starks complained of cramps after eating ice cream on Sunday. After leaving Lakeview Hospital in Bountiful on Monday, Starks attended team practice but didn't work out. He missed Tuesday's shootaround leading up to Game 2 because of the groin procedure. Starks scored four points in 13 minutes in Utah's 88-86 victory in Game 1 on Saturday. The 12-year veteran averaged 9.3 points, 2.4 rebounds and 2.4 assists during the regular season after signing with the Jazz as a free agent last summer  [sarcasm]I hope my sig pic doesn't offend you[/sarcasm]! FU Buttmunch "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| Unicron | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 10:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Mar. 01 | QUESTIONABLE for game 3? how about questionable for at least the next year and a half  | ||||
| Rone | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 10:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | OUCH | ||||
| Cactus Sack | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 10:52 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Man, these doctors are amazing nowadays. They can cut off a ball and have you back on the court in less than a week. What'll they do next? | ||||
| Angelo from da Bronx | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 11:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: -took the words (well, word) right out of my mouth. -------------------------- E-Mail me HERE AIM ME AT : OA AfdB | ||||
| Francine Banger | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 12:04 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | STARKS: And every Nut they cut off of me, Ill donate 1,000 Dollars to my foundation........ Helping High SKoow Keeds!! Anybody remember that commercial. I miss those Starks Ebonics Commercials. Remember the Minolta one. "Watch it Zooooooooooooooooom"  | ||||
| Menino | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 12:54 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | i curled up when i saw the title of this thread</i><br />
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| HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 9:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i saw this on ESPN last night.. ya know, like its not bad enough to get one of your balleys sawed off, but can you imagine it being announced to the whole country just a few hours later! That's really gotta suck! [fuck sig pics]I'm fucking sick of the hassle[/fuck sig pics] "Exams are over and I am happy! So, if i'm mean, it just means that you're an asshole!" | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 10:03 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | He is half the man he used to be. This message was edited by TeenWeek on 4-26-01 @ 10:04 AM | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 10:05 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I would like to play a special dedication to John Starks from Stephen Lynch's Half a Man: all my days I've lived with my disgrace I'm afraid to show my face or at least take off my underwear you see, I was born like a halfway neutered pet I don't have a matching set it's a part of me that just ain't there please don't stare I'm a gambling man without 2 dice I'm like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice to have 2 testes would be so nice, but I'm half a man waana die end it all- just call it quits I can't find a cup that fits and at baseball games I feel so dumb when I hear, "ball one" oh my god how could you have been so cruel to give me on family jewel and the one that's there must feel so sad he's a lonely nad I'm a marathon runner with just one leg I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg I want another teste- do I have to beg or be half a man I'm a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum I'm a siskel and ebert with just one thumb I'm a yo ho-ho with no bottle of rum, I'm just half a man This message was edited by TeenWeek on 4-26-01 @ 10:13 AM | ||||
| That Guy | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 10:27 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | I hope John takes an optimistic attitude toward his recovery. Perhaps he should say to himself that the scrotum is half full. "Cry havoc...and let slip the dogs of war!" | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 10:35 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Usually, you go into court and you lose on of your balls.....  "I use you for good board I'm not your friend" Guided by Dryblood. | ||||
| CrackSweat | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 2:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Being he's a DICKHEAD anyway, they could replace the nut with part of his lip. Gee John, look at my sig. pic. jealous???? theres 2 This message was edited by CrackSweat on 4-27-01 @ 12:19 PM | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 4:44 PM | | |||
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| Francine Banger | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 6:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | 2 questions 1. Why is John Stars a dick? 2. Why would he be jealous of a white box with a red x in it? | ||||
| CrackSweat | posted on 04-27-2001 @ 12:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | F. Banger, I never liked him from when he played with the Knicks, and my sig pic was working the day I posted,anyway, Sometimes you fell like a nut, sometimes you don't... This message was edited by CrackSweat on 4-27-01 @ 12:20 PM | ||||
| Francine Banger | posted on 04-27-2001 @ 7:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Besides 2 for 18 in Game 7, there was no reason to hate Starks, he went from a CBA Player to NBA All Star and gave 110% every night. He had heart, something some current Knicks do not have. i.e Allan Houston. | ||||
| 1888RUSTYTROMBONE It took me 3 minutes to edit nothing | posted on 04-27-2001 @ 9:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Which hurts more: a) Shooting 2-18FG in game 7 or choice b) getting one of your nuts chopped off You decide I close my eyes when I get too sad I think thoughts that I know are bad Close my eyes and I count to ten Hope it's over when I open them I want the things that I had before Like a Star Wars poster on my bedroom door I wish I could count to ten Make everything be wonderful again - Everclear playing at Marist on April 29th | ||||
| mother shucker | posted on 04-27-2001 @ 11:37 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | Shooting 2-18 is worse Rusty. No one hates you for getting a ball-ee carved out of ya. I know most knick fans can't stand that C.B.A. fuck for roonin our best chance for a championship. I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker! | ||||
| Skeet Slambone | posted on 04-27-2001 @ 11:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Hold on, so the nut wasn't cancerous. I'm not sure I understand why they cut if off? Was it cut off only because of inflammation. Maybe now Starks won't have the balls to keep shooting when he is ice cold.
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| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 04-28-2001 @ 1:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Now he gets to be in the book of listsalong with other famous men with one nut: Hitler Hemingway Green Starks "Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy | ||||
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