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Kournikova\'s career prospects - Six-Pack - 10-14-2003 Just read the bolded items if you're too lazy to read the whole thing and see my discussion below. From ESPN.com Quote:Anna's injuries may end tennis career So she plans on making a career as a tv presenter???? Or is that after she turns down 20 offers for the best tv shows in history??? Translation: looks like were about 7 years away from seeing her in Playboy Kournikova\'s career prospects - BARRY MANILOW - 10-14-2003 I've got a career prospect for her: it involves tight, skimpy outfits and alot of oral dicktation. (That's how <b>I</b> spell it) And now my personal ode to Anna: KOURNIKOVA (SUNG TO KODACHROME by Paul Simon) When I turn on the t.v., And flip through the channels. I pass the talk shows, and I pass the soaps. But then she caught my attention, I couldn’t believe that A tennis game could lift up all my hopes. Kournikova…wears the tight white outfit While chasing the fuzzy balls Your golden hair is flowing all around, oh yeah. I got a hold on something She flashes me her camel toe Oh God, please bend my Kournikova down. If she was just a little better At playing tennis She’d be on t.v. for more than a day When she reaches for a towel, and I reach for mine And make a “racquet†in my own way Kournikova…wears the tight white outfit While chasing the fuzzy balls Your golden hair is flowing all around, oh yeah. I got a hold on something She flashes me her camel toe Oh God, please bend my Kournikova down. God, please bend my Kournikova down God, please bend my Kournikova down God, please bend my Kournikova down God, please bend my Kournikov... God, please bend my Kournikov... God, please bend my Kournikova down God, please bend my Kournikov... God, please bend my Kournikov... God, please bend my Kournikova down God, please bend my Kournikov... (Preferably over my stove) God, please bend my Kournikova down Kournikova\'s career prospects - header - 10-14-2003 Quote:Anna's injuries may end tennis career They called that a career? Kournikova\'s career prospects - Suzie - 10-14-2003 can't y'all post hot pics of Anna instead of this pesky "discussion"? Kournikova\'s career prospects - header - 10-14-2003 Kournikova\'s career prospects - Sloats - 10-14-2003 "Sex and the City or Friends" Best TV shows ever???? Sure, if you have a frustrated vagina. Kournikova\'s career prospects - The Brain - 10-14-2003 <img src=http://members.aol.com/bronxboyalpha/images/anna_kournikova_01.jpg> Kournikova\'s career prospects - header - 10-14-2003 I can hear her little tennis grunt right now. Kournikova\'s career prospects - Suzie - 10-14-2003 Thank you!!! Header, you are officially allowed to follow me around again, as long as it's with hot pictures!! Kournikova\'s career prospects - Rooner - 10-14-2003 |