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Nostradameus(MelKsuckz) PREDICTS! - melksuckz - 11-24-2003
I CAN't F#$*ing believe how smart I am..
(and boy do I hate saying that, since I think I SUCK!)
[/list=A]It ALL came to me... IN a DREAM...
Here's What'll Happen
- Waste Time!
WNEW is NOW ALL CHRISTMAS MUSIC
(that buys them until January 1st without Staff), 100% automated (EXCEPT for ...
EARL
(Does the song "Earl's gotta DIE" from the DIXIE chicks ring a bell? (anyone got a link for it handy?)
- Sell Station
My most glorious idea. I am GONNA "GET RID of" WNEW and the problem of da-boys™ **
Once and FOR ALL
- No More Ownership
- No more "boycott" problems
- No more Advertiser Problems
- The boyz will manage the WHOLE Station
- The boys get the "lease rights" to ENTIRE station as part or ALL of their CONTRACT, and it obviously becomes a NO-CUT contract
[Jeez louise, did I SAY I was a genius or what?]
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- Trade Station ID's with WONA.net
I predict this was JUST completed I bet on June 30th, WONA-FM and AM as exist today will rename themselves WNEW-AM and WNEW-FM!
WNEW-FM (NY) becomes WONA.
- The New "Affinity Affiliated" Station WONA on air in June
--obviously.. The countdown.
THe site was down for 15 months and JUST came back on the air? WHO OWNS it?
Let's see. ..A quick "Whois" shows us that
Domain Name: OPIEANTHONY.COM is actually owned /registered by
Organization: opieanthony.com
Vin Casale
PO Box 323
Waldwick, NJ 07463
US
OK I'll BITE. Who is VinCasale? Don't tell me another pen name for OPIE?
- Sales Exclusively handled thru Affinity Radio sales
Well This makes sense. Duh. MEL (That's ME!) STILL MAKES my Monney on da-boys™ **
- Syndication Exclusively handled thru Affinity Radio/Westwood One (an Affinity company {natch...I ain't stupid}
I's gotta get my cut from syndication deals of course...
- Oh. And the whole thing about THE PREMIMUM O&A Satellite channel? that lets you get UNCUT air during commercials?
(SEE this thread for full details on THAT!:
http://board.yourmomsbox.net/viewthread.php?tid=2149 )
That whole business model makes even MORE SENSE now.
It becomes an O&A sales CHANNEL (growth strategy)
- Premium channel- Listen during commercials (instead of)
- On Satellite- Built-in FCC proof/boycott proff
- Free benefit of live (enhanced=FULL TIME) studio web-cam
- And: ?? THE KILLER application finally comes to satellite RADIO!
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And, of course, the LIVE Full time uncensored STUDIO WEB-cam is available to satellite subscribers(only) via a HIGH speed secured site!
** "da-boyz" is NEWLY trademarked to MELKsuckz
OK... Stop the Applause, just send THE MONEY! I AM a F***ing GENIUS
- Premium channel- Listen during commercials (instead of)
- No More Ownership
Nostradameus(MelKsuckz) PREDICTS! - header - 11-24-2003
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Nostradameus(MelKsuckz) PREDICTS! - The Man - 11-25-2003
INFINITY RADIO
you fucking jackass
Nostradameus(MelKsuckz) PREDICTS! - madmick - 11-25-2003
melksuckz what is your major malfunction, you douche sucking nozzle?
Nostradameus(MelKsuckz) PREDICTS! - Black Lazerus - 11-25-2003
What the fuck was that?
Nostradameus(MelKsuckz) PREDICTS! - GreasyItalianPrincess - 11-25-2003
maybe he had the same weekend you had
Nostradameus(MelKsuckz) PREDICTS! - Danked - 11-25-2003
Were we ever this young and foolish that we cared about this stuff?
Nostradameus(MelKsuckz) PREDICTS! - Black Lazerus - 11-25-2003
No back in OUR day we were outside playing.
Nostradameus(MelKsuckz) PREDICTS! - Silera - 11-25-2003
He worked hard on this post.
I give it an A for effort.
He even got all the letters right.
Nostradameus(MelKsuckz) PREDICTS! - Danked - 11-25-2003
Silly kids.