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Fuck You Mr. Arthur\'s in Hoboken Shitty Waiter - Silera - 03-20-2004

Who the fuck are you to decide that I don't need the potatoes? What kind of lazy piece of shit are you? When I ask to bag up my food, I don't mean bag up whatever the fuck you feel like bagging.

I WANT THE GODDAMN POTATOES. NOW I'M STUCK WITH TWO SLABS OF FUCKING STEAK AND NO GODDAMN POTATOES TO EAT THEM WITH.

I fucking hate you. You imbecile. I love the potatoes. I love how they just mush up in my mouth without even having to chew them. The whole goddamn ride home I was looking forward to eating the potatoes and now I can't.

I can't not because I didn't have the forthought to take a doggy bag. I can't eat potatoes because some half wit decided that bagging my food meant bagging half of it.

I hope to one day see you again and shove the potatoes off my plate right up your ass.


Fuck You Mr. Arthur\'s in Hoboken Shitty Waiter - Jimbo - 03-20-2004

yeah, potatoes are quite good.


Fuck You Mr. Arthur\'s in Hoboken Shitty Waiter - sweet angel - 03-20-2004

Quote:shove the potatoes off my plate right up your ass
You won't be able to eat them then, either.

Two slabs of steak? How huge are their portions?


Fuck You Mr. Arthur\'s in Hoboken Shitty Waiter - Silera - 03-20-2004

OH they're big and juicy and wonderful.

Just wonderful.


Fuck You Mr. Arthur\'s in Hoboken Shitty Waiter - Hawt Baux - 03-20-2004

I feel cheated for not experiencing the REAL quality of their food.



So fuck them for that as well.


Fuck You Mr. Arthur\'s in Hoboken Shitty Waiter - sweet angel - 03-20-2004

I could go for a nice juicy steak.


Fuck You Mr. Arthur\'s in Hoboken Shitty Waiter - Silera - 03-20-2004

I could go for some fucking potatoes.


Fuck You Mr. Arthur\'s in Hoboken Shitty Waiter - sweet angel - 03-20-2004

I can't imagine trying to eat steak without potatoes. Go back and raise hell til you get more potatoes!!


Fuck You Mr. Arthur\'s in Hoboken Shitty Waiter - TheDude - 03-20-2004

bah, with steak there is no need for anything else! Just give me meat!! Medium Rare and still a bit bloody! Fuck potatoes and vegatables they only get in the way.


Fuck You Mr. Arthur\'s in Hoboken Shitty Waiter - sweet angel - 03-20-2004

Steak without potatoes is like a day without sunshine.