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Holy FUCKING Shit! - IrishAlkey - 05-26-2004

Eli Manning just left my fucking apartment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In my bedroom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sitting in my FUCKING chair!!!!!!!!!!


Holy FUCKING Shit! - Flock of Moosen - 05-26-2004

Okay, I'll bite. Why exactly was Eli Manning in your apartment of all places?


Holy FUCKING Shit! - dru - 05-26-2004

it doesn't count as real when you're playing him in a video game


Holy FUCKING Shit! - IrishAlkey - 05-26-2004

Tonight was my pool night.

Eli was there with another rookie from the Giants.

We were all getting kicked out of Herbert's and Arelis asked them if they wanted to hit another bar.

We took them to a local bar that's about a five minute drive.

We hung out there until last call and they decided to buy a shitload of packaged goods and bring them to my house.

ELI FUCKING MANNING WAS CHILLING IN MY CHAIR WATCHING OLD SCHOOL ON DVD AND DRINKING A BEER!!!!

IN MY FUCKING BEDROOM!!!!!!

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!

ELI!!!!!!!

LIKE THREE FEET FROM WHERE I TYPE THIS!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


Holy FUCKING Shit! - Flock of Moosen - 05-26-2004

Do you have any pictures of his ass while he slept and you watched DVDs?


Holy FUCKING Shit! - dru - 05-26-2004

damn camera wouldnt work.

what timing!


Holy FUCKING Shit! - IrishAlkey - 05-26-2004

Fuck you both.

I'll fucking scan and post the autograph I got when I get a chance.

He was tossed off his ass the entire time and pretty much fell sleep in my chair.

So fucking cool!!!!!


Holy FUCKING Shit! - Rooner - 05-26-2004

Come on Alk, hes just another white guy, same as you. Calm down.


Holy FUCKING Shit! - Jimbo - 05-26-2004

that rocks.
i've hung out with a few pro athletes but nothing of that caliber.


Holy FUCKING Shit! - Sloats - 05-26-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Flock of Moosen
Okay, I'll bite. Why exactly was Eli Manning in your apartment of all places?

I would have guess he just finish balling Silera and Alkey came home early.