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Fess Up Homos - Rooner - 08-18-2003
Quote:Originally posted by fhore twentee
Quote:Originally posted by Grumpy
If she's not squeezing your head in a deathgrip leglock by the time you're done, you're doing it wrong.
ahh yes. a great indicator indeed. :nod:
Well, that, and the hip grind.
Fess Up Homos - 60FeetUnderWater - 08-18-2003
no doubt - the hip grind means you are doing a "more gooder" job...that and...
"ohh...OHH..right there, RIGHT there...ohh..ummm..yeah.....ohhh...right there, don't stop..."
yeah. that too. :nod:
Fess Up Homos - dru - 08-18-2003
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
I keep my penis pretty.
I expect a pretty vagina.
but not the balls from what i heard
Fess Up Homos - Jennitalia - 08-18-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Grumpy
The only time I wouldn't muff dive is if the girl is sporting a serious afro down south or the odor reminds me of a bad day in a tijuana dumpster. Other than that, I'm a huge advocate.
Here's a few hints I learned over the years
- try spelling out the alphabet on her.
- make figure 8s, first on the outer lips, then the inner, then outer.
If she's not squeezing your head in a deathgrip leglock by the time you're done, you're doing it wrong.
what are you doing later?
Fess Up Homos - IrishAlkey - 08-18-2003
I do such a good job, I've been injured during the process.
Fess Up Homos - Jennitalia - 08-18-2003
you popped your sack?
Fess Up Homos - Rooner - 08-18-2003
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
I do such a good job, I've been injured during the process.
The ole stiff neck, raw under tongue, lock jaw syndrome huh? Been there.
Fess Up Homos - madmick - 08-18-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
Come on. Show of hands for guys that don't go down.
Shameful.
A friend of mine is dumping her boyfriend 'cause the lad won't drop. Says he tried it once and it grossed him out.
That just SCREAMS homosexual as far as I'm concerned.
First off. What's she sporting? Hardwood floors or Earth Momma Muff?
If it smells like a toxic waste dump who could blame him. Or maybe he just had a bad experience.
Unless you've personally chowed down on her and can vouch for said tastiness you don't know.
One girlfriend I was with had never gone down on a guy until I 'told' her to. After that she loved to suck cock.
Fess Up Homos - Meatwad - 08-18-2003
Im down like a clown charlie brown...
Fess Up Homos - Toronto Hottie - 08-18-2003
She's a wood-floor advocate.
Irrelevant, guy just outright told her he didn't "go down" on girls. Told her he tried it once in his life and it grossed him out.
And is there truth to the rumour that black men don't go down at all?
Brain?