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Where was everyone this weekend? - JimmyBlueEyes - 08-25-2003
You missed a good time, dude. sorry you had to get "The Talk", at least you survived it.
Where was everyone this weekend? - Drunken GW - 08-25-2003
i stayed up north
bbq saturday
softball and beer sunday
my right leg looks like chopmeat
Where was everyone this weekend? - 60FeetUnderWater - 08-25-2003
Rooner,
You suck.
Still luv ya though.
No worries.
And yes, you DO owe me, big time.
Faggit.
Where was everyone this weekend? - The Brain - 08-25-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner:lol:
<s>Life</s><b>I</b> fucking suck<s>s</s>. And I find myself the continuous butt of <s>its jokes</s> <b>Cell Block 3</b>. Instead of having fun getting shitfaced with a bunch of hammers, I had to save my <s>relationship</s> <b>ass for Bruno</b>. Instead of beating up 420, I got to talk feeling<s>s</s> <b>dicks in my ass</b>. Instead of staring at <s>Hotties</s> <b>GIP's</b> pancake ass while doin shots, I got to sit in the <b>BIG</b> house and talk about <s>\"our\"</s> <b>my possible</b> future <b>parole</b>. I fuckin hate that. I deserve whatever <s>verb</s><b>an</b>al abuse will come my way. Fire <b>your jizz my</b><s>a</s> way.
420, I owe you <b>ass</b>, big time, Ill make it up my friend.
Least I didnt have to hear GIPs jail jokes in person.
Where was everyone this weekend? - JimmyBlueEyes - 08-25-2003
It didn't look pancake like to me...actually looked pretty good. As did MYLF.
Where was everyone this weekend? - Rooner - 08-25-2003
Quote:Originally posted by The Brain
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner:lol:
<s>Life</s><b>I</b> fucking suck<s>s</s>. And I find myself the continuous butt of <s>its jokes</s> <b>Cell Block 3</b>. Instead of having fun getting shitfaced with a bunch of hammers, I had to save my <s>relationship</s> <b>ass for Bruno</b>. Instead of beating up 420, I got to talk feeling<s>s</s> <b>dicks in my ass</b>. Instead of staring at <s>Hotties</s> <b>GIP's</b> pancake ass while doin shots, I got to sit in the <b>BIG</b> house and talk about <s>\"our\"</s> <b>my possible</b> future <b>parole</b>. I fuckin hate that. I deserve whatever <s>verb</s><b>an</b>al abuse will come my way. Fire <b>your jizz my</b><s>a</s> way.
420, I owe you <b>ass</b>, big time, Ill make it up my friend.
Least I didnt have to hear GIPs jail jokes in person.
Damn you.
Where was everyone this weekend? - Rooner - 08-25-2003
Oh the irony, I feel the need to apologize to fhore and everyone else over and over.
Where was everyone this weekend? - GreasyItalianPrincess - 08-25-2003
edit your post please.
thank you
Where was everyone this weekend? - Rooner - 08-25-2003
Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
edit your post please.
thank you
nah, I know you have a good one on the back burner just waiting for the proper opening.
Of course the black man is gonna make a jail joke, thats like a jew making a synagogue joke.
Where was everyone this weekend? - The Brain - 08-25-2003
Quote:Originally posted by RoonerWe have audio of what Rooner was really doing this weekend. Cue up the tape:
nah, I know you have a <s>good</s> <b>hard</b>on<s>e</s> on the back burner just waiting for the proper opening <b>in my ass</b>.
Of course the black man is gonna make a jail joke, thats like a jew making a synagogue joke.
<center><b>Jailhouse Rock</b>
<i>Elvis Presley</i>
The warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing
You should've heard them knocked out jailbirds sing
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang
The whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Number forty-seven said to number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see"
"I sure would be delighted with your company"
"Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me"
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
<instrumental interlude>
Sad sack was sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone.
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square
"If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair"
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake,"
"No one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break"
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix,
"I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks"
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
FADE
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock </center>
