Quote:Originally posted by header
Memorable moments with my father.

Don't make me come up there!

I'm getting my belt!

*My brother and I stuff books in our pajamas to the sound of my dad storming up the stairs. My dad comes in and starts swinging the belt at us to the sound of a big \"Thwap\". We began laughing at him. He just walked away.

We were 10 and 12 and that was the last time he hit us for being bad until I was being a complete asshole to him in high school years he chased me down and slammed his fists into my temples nearly knocking me out. Needless to say I deserved it. And I turned out relatively fine.

I am modelling my parenting techniques after my father's and I only hope my kid doesn't grow up to be one of these snotty bitches on Maury or I'll have to show him who's the boss.

(feel free to insert Tony Danza jokes now... )

Quote:Originally posted by Drunken GW
you people should not procreate

Quote:Wow- and no brain damage?

Quote:Originally posted by diceisgod
Children are disgusting. People that have them should be ashamed. Children fulfill the need for one to have control over another human being. Children give dullards something to talk about where they otherwise wouldn't have anything else to say of interest. Parents parade their filthy little brat(s) around telling people all the cute little things they do. Nobody cares. The ones that pretend to are the ones who have children themselves and they're just waiting for their turn to tell their stories and be the big shot. Makes them feel special. Children are incomplete human beings. They are shells that 9 times out of 10 trun into assholes once they reach adulthood. End rant.

Quote:Originally posted by diceisgod
Children are disgusting. People that have them should be ashamed. Children fulfill the need for one to have control over another human being. Children give dullards something to talk about where they otherwise wouldn't have anything else to say of interest. Parents parade their filthy little brat(s) around telling people all the cute little things they do. Nobody cares. The ones that pretend to are the ones who have children themselves and they're just waiting for their turn to tell their stories and be the big shot. Makes them feel special. Children are incomplete human beings. They are shells that 9 times out of 10 trun into assholes once they reach adulthood. End rant.

Quote:Originally posted by diceisgod
OMGLOLYEAH!!!...no

Quote:Originally posted by header
Memorable moments with my father.

Don't make me come up there!

I'm getting my belt!

*My brother and I stuff books in our pajamas to the sound of my dad storming up the stairs. My dad comes in and starts swinging the belt at us to the sound of a big \"Thwap\". We began laughing at him. He just walked away.

We were 10 and 12 and that was the last time he hit us for being bad until I was being a complete asshole to him in high school years he chased me down and slammed his fists into my temples nearly knocking me out. Needless to say I deserved it. And I turned out relatively fine.

I am modelling my parenting techniques after my father's and I only hope my kid doesn't grow up to be one of these snotty bitches on Maury or I'll have to show him who's the boss.

(feel free to insert Tony Danza jokes now... )